Have you enjoyed your year buying and selling stocks? Boy, I have! What a year of ups and downs, enjoying the pleasures of CATASTROPHIC declines and little minute melt ups–having to grind (No Vaynerchuk) my way up the ladder, only to come slipping and sliding back down. I look forward to the grand finale, starring The President and Congress in the reality television show “THE FISCAL CLIFF.”
I haven’t participated in jack shit as of late, but I am always filled with thousands, if not millions of ideas. I am a man of multitude, always on the look out for my fellow man. Speaking of which, during dinner this evening, Mrs. Fly made a serious plea to “make an effort to compile some Karma.” I have the slightest idea how that is supposed to help me. However, I did inform her to work on her own, and that I’d buy it from her at later date, for a sizable premium. A fair exchange, might I add.
At any rate, let’s get to the meat of the post, the very essence of why you all come to iBankCoin, to learn and gather ideas pertaining to the stock market and how to kick a mustache off of a man without shoes.
In my cellar, I was working in the dark, assisted by the occasional lightening bolt, concocting plans and scouring the market through a network of super-computers for the next short squeeze. My criteria was simple. I said “computer, you fucking bitch, find me stocks that are shorted and haven’t gone up yet, but will soon.” After a 16 second delay, my super computer spit out the following results. You can thank me for them later, after you make millions of dollars from them.
ACCO
CTRP
CLF
CMG
ABMD
ADTN
HGG
BTH
It’s Xmas or Chanukah (sp?) come early for you religious zealots!
“The Fly” will now excuse himself from this venue in order to partake in pure debauchery.
Good evening and goodbye.
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MCP-Shares of Molycorp Squeezed Higher
http://www.benzinga.com/news/12/12/3159548/shares-of-molycorp-squeezed-higher
BTW: Sterne defended DECK today.
I didn’t notice that so thanks! Sterne Agee has had a good record in calling this stock,too bad it went unnoticed by investors today who preferred to listen to Piper Jaffray’s downgrade instead.
I hope Jaffray has got it wrong!
http://www.streetinsider.com/Analyst+Comments/Deckers+Outdoor+(DECK)+
I’ve been heralding MCP for some time now. This is just the beginning. They are about to start pumping out REEs on all cylinders as the Project Phoenix death star is nearing full Fuck -You -China capacity.
$HGG looks ripe on a chart anyway
Such a good movie.
I would trade tantra for karma, ‘fi were you.
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