Enough about stocks already. Some of us got fucked today and some of us did the fucking. Now it’s time for everyone to get fucked (absolutely NO homo).
I will be providing you with sagely predictions, as well as ‘on the scene’ coverage tonight, as Willard “Mitt” Romney seizes the crown, in what will widely be described as ‘criminal in nature and explicitly reprehensible’, from the donut hole makers at MSNBC.
Get your FOX news cowboy hats ready, my good friends from the Appalachia! We’re gonna have us a good ol’ fashioned BBQ tonight, served extra greasy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SmhC-Sm6Q
NOTE: Keep track of elections results here.
NOTE II: This song was performed LIVE at an Obama campaign rally yesterday, with the President of the United Steaks present. The song commonly refers to women as “bitches.” Obviously, the President is okay with this rhetoric. The artist JAY Z, admitted drug dealer and criminal extraordinaire, pleasantly replaced the word “bitch”, again meant for all people of the female gender, with “Mitt.”
How kind of him.
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…served extra greasy, and grilled over black gold from Virginia.
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Obama was in Pennsylvania today rallying particularly in Urban areas. He was giving his Ghettosberg address
bang!
Is that the one that starts out Four ‘hoes and seven crackheads ago…
I believe so, indued
How is 0bama going to create equal pay for men and women?
keep both unemployed
fly what do you think about 911/ conspiracy theories?
I rather not discuss it.
yeah it does not make sense at all
hes’ from NY, I think the memories are all too personal to himself and those around him regardless off what he believes about it.
If you’d like to discuss 711 conspiracy theories, I’m in.
I think they add something to the Slurpees which they aren’t telling us.
My theory is that the clerks at 7-11 are adding curry leaves and roots to the drinks so that we will all move to India and become customer service representatives for Dell Computer. I keep hearing about a shortage of workers.
First time ever in the world that fire brought down a steel skyscraper in WTC 7. It’s never happened since either. The engineers are baffled. What do they know, stupid engineers and architects of good schools.
There are underground structures so when the structures under the main two buildings fell it is possible that the foundation underneath completely gave way but certainly suspicious.
how would you explain to your children that they collapsed almost identical and after such a short period of time?
Who is talking about the main two towers? I’m talking about WTC 7 which was over 100 yards away. It fell at free fall speed.
So I guess you don’t give much truck to the engineers and architects and others that produced the WTC 7 report concluding no conspiracy?
Free fall speed from a fire.
Surely you can’t doubt a publication as authoritative and patriotic as Popular Mechanics!
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/engineering/architecture/4278874
Fully expect testicules to drop, facial hair to sprout as MSNBC goes ass sprinkler on the Romney win.
King Romney will be prying open those surplus canned good donations when he doesn’t have a job come January…Oh wait, he hasn’t had a job for the last 5 years, unless you count “philanthropy” and “blind trust management”
Pea eating.
The word on the street , on Nassau Street anyway, is that there is a large write in campaign going on for Steve for Mayor of Princeton. Dem. ‘Liz’ LEMPERT and Repub. WOODBRIDGE are falling behind me. I guess they like my bagels here and the fact that I will appoint my neighbor Fly to head the committee to turn Princeton Univ into the iBC College for Advanced Trading.
99 problems and Obama is all 99.
broke as I used to be in the unemployment line
that’s why the prez is falling behind,
I got 99 problems but Mitt ain’t one, so elect him… too late, he’s already won
Romney’s cabinet hopefully will include Herman Cain as Minister of Pizza!
Give Peas A Chance !
0bama will take the early lead UNTIL the Republicans get out of work!
Jay Z is almost as great of a performer/actor/showman as 8ball 0bama.
Sitting at a bar, located under the same roof as my designated polling place, I waited for my food to arrive on the bar in front of me. I ordered a glass of water and some fried food. On the teevee, to the right of my view, was a football network, Disney-owned, according to a lay person. Purportedly, ESPN. While I waited beneath the soundless televisions, I noticed the ESPN chalkboard had some writing on it. As close a quote as I can recall stated: “If you are sitting there and haven’t voted: LEAVE NOW!”
I waited for my food, ate it, and did leave, without voting, although before the dining experience, the kind lady did let me have a sticker anyway; which I passed on to the bar tender, story intact.
You are hilarious. What is this prediction based on? Your local urinal shadows? Fox News? I assume when Obama wins, you will issue a public apology.
P.S. Why is it wrong for the president to enjoy some quality rap music?
Because rap will be next to disco in the discount bins in 5 years, These guys supossed be smaaat !
Because rap music is for idiots
You regularly post rap videos.
LOL
Get a clue, it’s hip-hop, or it was.. now they’ll have to come up with new nomenclature — bitch-hop or what-not — because of this discussion, I would imagine.
I am Bill Clinton and I approve this massage
President has about as much rather as Urkle or Carlton Banks
Rhythm*
“quality rap music” is an oxymoron to the most egregious extent imaginable. Just sayin.
Public Enemy would like to have a word with you sir.
Western Refining (NYSE: WNR) declared a special dividend of $1.00 per share.
The dividend will be payable on December 7, 2012, to stockholders of record on November 19, 2012.
The annual yield on the dividend is 3.8 percent.
Making the short WNR crowd dig into their pockets if they want to stay in their position.
Obama OH, NH, PA, MI, NV
That gets him up to 275. Bye Bye, Mittens. Enjoy the Cayman Islands.
That’s not true
Obama is one of the 1% and has some money in the Caymans. He will soon go on the government dole like Bill and Jimmi Carter. This election is simply the socialist vs. the capitalist.
Leave rigged alone. Being delusional is hard enough.
Eat a bag of dicks.
No matter who gets in, use the post election bounce to start dumping. First 2 years of every presidential term stocks trend down, last 2 years they trend up.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-investor/inside-the-market/the-presidential-cycle-whoever-wins-markets-lose/article4953360/
I think you are on to something of course with the exceptions of 2009 to 2011, 2005 to 2007, 1997 to 1999 and even 1993 to 1995.
Otherwise recent history bears you out.
You forgot 2001-2003.
SP dropped 20% plus
Gotta bat 1000 ya know
I say Bronco will win. Even Georrge – I am an idiot- Bush got relected.
Because the economy was good in 2004 and we had to get the enemy bastards that brought down the towers.
You really want a Moron president?
Joe biden?
Obama surrounds himself with idiots to make him look good like some girls surround themselves with ugly friends.
motherfuck it, I’m never watching teevee again.
Fly, I know the result. It is Romney.
Whispers from my favorite swamp ass odors smell a Romney win.
The Canadian military is massed along the 49th Parallel.
Our Chinch armies are looking for a warm water port, and daiquiris.
JK, it’s me – bearing tungsten.
your funny.
I Like Ribs!
I like tities
Now there is something we can agree on. It’s just American
Ummm a bitch is NOT ALL females, they know which ones he’s talkin’ to…
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son…
Girl=bitch in the song.