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Gentlemen, Prepare for Battle

I swapped out of APKT for even more VHC, making it my largest position, not because I know the judge and the lawyers and the contents inside of their brief cases, but because I do not intend to sit through a fucking APKT earnings call and because my urinal shadows have declared VHC to be “highly fucking attractive at these levels.”

Think of VHC as a large boat, captained by “The Devil” himself, and all of you are pirates. On the horizon there is a small flotilla, filled with bears eating cheese filled tortillas, playing the guitar, drunk from their own stupidity. Your vessel is magnanimous, painted black, adorned with 15 gunpowder filled cannons and a pirate flag to match.

As you approach the little flotilla, filled with tortilla eating bears, the captain of your pirate ship yells out “get ready to board, gentlemen; take what you want.”

That’s exactly how I feel about VHC right now, readying to board the flotilla strewn with cheese filled tortillas.

Happy trading.

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34 comments

  1. Dirk Diggler

    Post of the year, no bias.

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  2. jimmy_two_times

    holding firm on FFIV?

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  3. Micky fucking mouse
    Micky fucking mouse

    Fly, what do you think of Disney I was there a few weeks ago and you couldn’t Even move . It was packed to the rim with people from brazil

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  4. Trading_Nymph

    “and all of you are pirates”…lol, so true, swear to god, I am going to be a sexy pirate for Halloween, costume is so cute, I soooo love Halloween. If Romney Wins, I wonder if he will ban Halloween?

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  5. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Pirates should always say, “to boot”.

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  6. The Hoodie

    Hey Huggiebear, say “Once I ate a pirate ship” while holding the end of your tongue.

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  7. juice

    I admire your gay panache, Monsieur le Fly

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  8. TradingProdigy

    I bought VHC (now TC and VHC), because it is obvious AAPL infringed on this patent 8,051,181 from my engineering opinion combined with the number of other companies that have already licensed it for same thing:

    A technique is disclosed for establishing a secure communication link between a first computer and a second computer over a computer network. Initially, a secure communication mode of communication is enabled at a first computer without a user entering any cryptographic information for establishing the secure communication mode of communication. Then, a secure communication link is established between the first computer and a second computer over a computer network based on the enabled secure communication mode of communication. The secure communication link is a virtual private network communication link over the computer network in which one or more data values that vary according to a pseudo -random sequence are inserted into each data packet.

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    • Show the Cards

      What does “data values that vary according to pseudo-random sequence” and “data packet[s]” mean?

      And, is it possible for an outside source, or outsiders, to insert data into a data packet?

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      • TradingProdigy

        The abstract is a little misleading as it is not detailed enough of the method. TARP Routers are used (Tunneled Agile Routing Protocol) and it relies on a series of TARP routers for transmitting the data. Each router removes a layer of encryption, but that is all it can do. The actual destination and payload “real data” is not known. In addition, it employs layers of decoy data, etc. Even the route can be random. This is then combined with Secure DNS. There is a lot more to it, but you get the picture maybe.

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  9. The EyeTalian Stallion
    The EyeTalian Stallion

    I’ve been to the mountain top and I looked over and have seen the Promised Land, and it has lower prices in it.

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  10. muktukchuck

    Blackbeard’s flagship was Queen Anne’s Revenge, and he hung out in Wancheese, NC a fair bit. I wonder if that’s where the cheese tortillas reference might have come from? I also wonder why I know this stuff.

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  11. figesmalls

    If Jury selection begins Oct. 29, how long do you think this trial will last?

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  12. No One

    It looks like the fuckbook will trade like it is the hottest IPO again.

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    • Cheesefries

      I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

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  13. L.K.W.

    So, the pirate story goes both ways, but, what about that activist vessel attempting to aid a nation that is not theirs and then getting arrested by another non-native nation?

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  14. Sir Robert Hooke

    Last time you spoke to those shadows they gave you a OSG boner. Just saying.

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  15. TMoe

    Bring on the misery!
    Money trees are the perfect place for shade, and that’s how I feel!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zeETVOQ0FQ

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  16. mhass33

    Market is bleeding bro. No sign of a bottom yet

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  17. Simon

    Meanwhile, Romney wins another debate

    http://bigvoicesmedia.com/watch-the-broadcast

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  18. illuminated1.

    VHC 4 LIFE BITXEZ!

    or until bearish divergences…I’m witcha homie! Do you think they’ll give me a chance to get on the ride?

    Le fly. Your blog, if I dare call it such a menial thing, is a work of art; I tip my hat to you sir. We may not always agree, but I find your candor and sensibilities, not just on the market, but on the whole, to be par none. I intend to join your circle of champions… As soon as next week. The winds of change have had their way, and I find myself entrenched in this battle of twilight, this breaking dawn of SPX 1400… At first light… WE RIDE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH….. But tonight we show them why we are human, why THIS… IS ZION!!!!

    ** just trying to keep with the theme of dramatic flair and eloquent pros. =]

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  19. Show the Cards

    If I am understanding TradingProdigy’s post correctly, it seems to imply that there is no such thing as a “secure network”, due to the engineering specifics of the net. I can’t be sure what this means for VHC or TC or AAPL, but T.P., let me know if my reasoning, based on the information you put out, is close.

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    • 'merica

      If that is the patent, its incredibly vague… Secure is hard to describe… Every encryption, given enough time, is able to be cracked. If i can ensure all my secrets cannot be cracked by the time i die then it is _secure_. Cryptography works, but the stuff we use daily on the web is watered down – i have no doubt the gov has computers capable of cracking standard encryption in a timely fashion

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  20. MX2101

    Since when do stock prices reflect fundamentals of earnings and the economic outlook?

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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