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Entirely Fucked

There is no silver lining. You’re entirely fucked. Same here, pal, so don’t get uppity.

There is no need to offer platitudes and tell you ‘longer term, you’ll be okay.” No one gives a shit about the long term. We want our blow now and we want it white.

I love how people paint pigs all the time. “Don’t worry, after your open heart surgery, you’ll be in tip top shape.” Truth is, once your body is opened, you’re fucked. Besides, anyone undergoing open heart surgery is super-fucked for at least 3 months, debilitated by pain. There is no silver lining in that; you’re fucked pal.

If you don’t want to undergo open heart surgery, quit eating cheeseburgers you stupid shit. If you don’t want to feel the pain of the market’s knife twisting inside of your guts, quit investing like a fucking degenerate OTButtfucker.

In 6 months, everything will be great, or it won’t– right? You can listen to the so called “experts” littering the Twitter and Stocktwits streams; but most of those clowns can’t string 5 cogent sentences together, let alone bank fucking coin in the market every God damned year since the dot com bust. I am going to give it to you straight: we are entering a very dangerous place and seasonality begs to differ with the overall bullish theme playing down on Wall. It can turn on a dime, stuffing you clowns, firmly, into cannons–shot out into the Van Allen belt.

If we don’t move up soon, we’re going down hard for a month straight. It just might be a VXX HALLOWEEN, yet again. By that time, I’ll be collecting famous human heads and placing them on my mantle, as “conversation pieces.”

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42 comments

  1. Mr.Pink

    I’m a vegan, who eats cheeseburgers anymore?

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  2. trade drunk

    what a fucking shit show

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  3. 4fl3x

    Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.

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  4. The Fly

    “And here is my famous Douglas Kass piece, captured on the Hamptons during the winter of 2012.”

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  5. charlie

    You’d make a great Bill the Butcher for Halloween.

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  6. brawndonomics

    plosser is at home drinking pink wine, feeling vindicated by a 20 point cave-in – why? because academics are megalomaniacs – this dude sure has done alot of consulting and studying to have gone down the path 3 times and suddenly have a change of heart – after all the fucking goodwill the central banks of this world have thrown at these economies, what we’re left with is whether or not confidence will return –

    well i’ve got sour news for you, jack – confidence is returning, and this decline in oil is going to hasten it – so i’m not scared about some fed goofball “making poopoo” on over $12 trilly in fed bail-outs alone – in fact, he’s baiting the bears in for another round at the fun house –

    come what may –

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  7. trade drunk

    fucked faces in wheeled chairs eating iced cream from waffled cones, FUCK!!!!

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  8. Sloop

    I took a small bath today I’m out until Armageddon is over.

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  9. Sloop

    I want to yell “OF COURSE” this is a top! but with all this fucking government intervention who the hell knows. All I know is some where, at some point, this is all going to end badly.

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  10. chivo

    guys on twitter can’t string together 5 cogent sentences? well thanks mr. obvious… there’s a 140 character limit!!

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  11. JTU

    I’ve given back approximately 40K in 7 days with no fucking end in sight! Europe is down over 2% this morning. I feel like such a dumb fuck for not selling when the the market topped out last week, when I was tempted to. U.S. futures don’t look like they’re down very much yet but it’s hard to believe that they won’t fall a hole lot fucking more considering what’s happenning in Europe!
    Even gold and siver looks fucked!
    Where the fuck is my QE3 rally into the end of the year?

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  12. BottleRocket

    The first day of Cocaine withdrawal is always bad. VXX Tits as far as the eye can see.

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  13. Jakegint

    The freak-out-o-meter sure is ticking bullish.

    Watch the dollah, then hollah. $80 on the DXY is about it for now.

    Get in the UniMog.

    _______

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Fly is pretty chatty this AM.
    Back to the Dunkin Donuts coffee?

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  15. Steve Place

    there is nothing wrong with red meat

    dietary cholesterol doesn’t effect blood cholestorol

    cheeseburgers are fine

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  16. Juice

    blood the buy

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  17. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    It’s Yom Day, no one is supposed to trade, fuck, eat or drink soda-pop.

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  18. republicat

    Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur (give or take a few weeks).

    A Merry Christmas requires an October Surprise of 1350 on the S&P and a VIX of 30.

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  19. Mike

    VXX tits for now..:/

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