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TheStreet.com Is Dead and There is Nothing to Be Done About It

Josh Brown, from Reformed Broker, penned an eloquent, well thought out piece, regarding the rise and the fall of TheStreet.com and how he would save it. Well, unfortunately for all parties involved, there are no zombies on the web. Once you’re dead, you’re dead forever, in the stylish world of social media.

TheStreet.com is grandpa’s old tux with blue ruffled shirt to match.

Cue Geocities.

Cue Lycos.

Cue Yahoo.

Cue Myspace.

Cue Thestreet.com

Get it?

Once you’ve lost the “it” factor on the web, you are done. The reason why TST failed has everything to do with Cramer. As largest shareholder and Chairman of the company, he should have made smarter decisions, such as firing 90% of the workforce. I’d replace them with gorillas, who’d unwrap bananas for me, to be sold at my local A&P.

It’s theft to have 300 employees at that albatross of a company. With newspapers folding on a daily basis, there is an overabundance of talent out there who will work for peanut shells (save the peanuts for execs). I’d put 5 guys in charge of news and offer them a $30k base salary, with generous stock options if they hit their goals.

I have other ideas; but it’s an exercise in futility. Once Mad Money gets canceled, or when Cramer retires, TST will go straight to $00.00.

Fact.

The only way TheStreet.com will make it is if they create or buy another website, and totally disassociate it away from their fucked up brand–sort of like how Yahoo owns shit that is now worth more than Yahoo.

But you know that’s not going to happen. Therefore, the inevitable will occur: TST to zero.

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57 comments

  1. razorsedge

    wow. but i think cramer said as much 4 years ago. he said he new there would come a day when he fall out of favor.

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  2. Asshole bob

    So you aren’t going to save them and buy them out Bear sterns style?

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  3. Rhino

    hop on the Bear Train…Toot…toot

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  4. Michael Weinstein
    Michael Weinstein

    Michael Weinstein says:

    You should add another favorite: Short DMND. Chart remains superbly bearish.
    Disclosure: short 23.2k shares @ 21.74.

    Making coin. Join the train 🙂

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    • The Fly

      I don’t play with nuts.

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      • Michael Weinstein
        Michael Weinstein

        You should in this case (no homo).

        PS. TheSteet.com is like yahoo finance. A joke.

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        • Mad_Scientist

          Yahoo finance gets the most hits out of any financial site. TST is not even in the same league.

          If you meant that in terms of content, then yes, yahoo finance doesn’t offer any content, and yes TST offers very little more than the nothing you get from yahoo.

          Not only that but there is a growing contingent of people who believer cramer “works for hedge funds” and the shenanigans of that site and his tv show only give more fuel to that fire. That suspicion makes it even more difficult to make a comeback from internet zombie land.

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  5. Michael Weinstein
    Michael Weinstein

    Fly,

    Sell everything and short DMND. Can you say BK?

    Disclosure: short a shit load since 21.74. 26% margin. My top gainer for 2012.

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  6. Michael Weinstein
    Michael Weinstein

    You might want to look deeper than that. Call Oak Tree for details. Options at 10.00 for them? Who do you think is shorting? It’s as near a “sure thing” as you’ll see in a trade.

    Also holding August and Sep. 20 strike puts for added juice. Been doing this for better part of three decades and accounting scandals are my specialty. Watch and learn.

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    • The Fly

      It’s all tied to the walnut crop. If it is strong, options are for $25 and your nuts get roasted.

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  7. The Fly

    It’s a really, really stupid short.

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    • J

      I love diplomacy in the trading community. The entire diplomatic world should be like us. They would learn so much from the trading community on how to interact properly with other nations.

      Instead of.. “we’re grateful to have the Chinese president here and we’re having fruitful discussions”

      ” the guy is a dick, his country is a slave camp and talks aren’t going well because he can’t speak fucking English”

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    • J

      I love diplomacy in the trading community. The entire diplomatic world should be like us. They would learn so much from the trading community on how to interact properly with other nations.

      Instead of.. “we’re grateful to have the Chinese president here and we’re having fruitful discussions”

      ” the guy is a dick, his country is a slave camp and talks aren’t going well because he can’t speak f..king English”

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  8. fake amish

    Ibankcoin is the jewel of the fucking game. Ruler judge jury and will be god of the dying blue hairs and newbie dicksuckers that litter the web thru thestreet and stocktwits garbage. Game over.

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    • fake amish

      Thestreet farce is everything that is the me generation. Out of time out of luck and completely fucked. Long live the new king NOT the same as the old king. Ibankcoin is the future that is nothing like the past.

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  9. Yogi & Boo Boo

    You still have “The A&P” down there?

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  10. Youknowitsme

    Josh Brown is a hack.

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  11. Youknowitsme

    Once a stockbroker, always a stockbroker. One day he has an epiphany and now he wants to save the world from big, bad brokers and bankers.

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  12. Highsurf

    Wow, TheStreet.com. That brings back memories. And now I can’t get that damn hamster dance tune out of my head again.

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  13. Cascadian

    Cramer is more interested in TV these days. TST has no life without him there keeping it going. Just people getting paychecks for as long as they last. You gotta have an energetic boss pushing things.

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  14. DJMarcus

    Fly – have you looked into MRVL at all as a potential value play?

    And any thoughts as to something like GIS, as they are hedged 50% on corn prices, are primarily US business based (strong dollar orientated), and offer a phat Divvy?

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  15. Berniecornfeld

    So who dies first…$TST or $tockTwits? LOL

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  16. chuck bennett

    My favorite is the kid you wrote the article about VHC. I wonder how many pesos greenberg paid that brain less zombie to do this piece.

    http://www.thestreet.com/story/11644645/1/virnetx-anything-but-a-marginal-market-problem.html#disqus_thread

    probably paid him in pizza. So funny and horrible. Why does not the SEC look into these fools? Maybe because its so stupid, they would think one was making this all up.

    Hey ass h-les. It appears the only thing made up is your job. Cramer, Greenberg, hedgies and TST are pissing in you milk shakes.

    get to work already.

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  17. Flux Capacitor

    TSCM is dead, IBC is the last man standing.

    I wonder if Cramer understands he brought it on himself? Should have never let the a-hole lawyers send you that C&D letter!

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  18. Chauncey Gardiner
    Chauncey Gardiner

    Meanwhile, Howard Lindzon (no relative) is mentioned in Institutional Investor’s Top 50: http://www.institutionalinvestor.com/Article/3065259/The-Tech-50-The-Difference-Makers.html

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  19. flicker

    I was a subscriber to thestreet.com. I canceled and they continue to give me the service for free. I also know two other people that have not been billed in over a year. Me thinks the FLY is right….BK.

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  20. Po Pimp

    1999 called and would like to have its headline back.

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  21. fake amish

    The olympic coverage by NBC sucks. It is horrible. The whiny annoucers talk shit the entire time. None of the events are explained in anyway. How the fuck does the average american know the rules to gymnastics or ping pong or handball or etc etc. Put some fucking graphics on the screen. Truely the worst olympics ever. The tape tanks before this pig is over for sure.

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    • fake amish

      The 0 is in total fail mode. Look for mormonism to become an issue soon.

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      • fake amish

        You can not make up how fucking bad the olympic coverage is. Wtf? Somehow it must be related to the 0 plunge in the polls. Lefties assbleeding trying to announce olympics as their guy blows up claiming the Fly did not build Ibankcoin government did.

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      • Po Pimp

        How would that be any different than the Tea Partiers screaming about Obama being a Muslim?

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    • Clock

      Yep….agree.
      Thought that I was the only one that
      didn’t get what was going on. Really bad coverage.

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  22. Patrick

    TST will trade north of 15 after QE 14 in the winter of 2016.

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  23. chainsmoke1

    buh buh buh boo – ya!

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  24. enlightened1.

    Fly,

    Are there tutorials on how to interpret your high faloutin, members only, fancy pants charts?

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  25. Trading_Nymph

    Jim Cramer was my original teacher and I was a regular at Stockpickr and Real Money. I will always have a soft spot for him. But, I don’t hang out there anymore. IMHO, The Street should have set up a blogger network like you have done here Fly…I really disliked that there was a class system of Pros and Readers..us readers were suppose to bow to the smart pros and hang on their words. Most of them sucked…not stock junkies or space aliens. (Rev is cool…but TST lost many of his bloggers when they went off to form AlgoFighters.com) . TST doesn’t care if they loose readers/subscribers..they just think we are easy to replace. It is funny that so many of us x stockpickrs ended up here… Funny, with all the banning, etc here..there is actually more love here…plus, we can fucking cuss.

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  26. ripper

    CUE STOCKTWITS

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  27. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

    M. LeFly talked Caeser.

    Hail!!!

    $CZR provides proposal.

    !!!Good Luck!!!!

    …conflicts….

    I own the oldest US film company known $MGM, (except for gowd friends (at the Flying “A’).

    Stories for another time, not date!

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  28. Dubz

    Fuck the street, one day “The Fly” will be on TV under a black “witness relocation” type blur and untold opportunity will be offered to the common man.

    I can see it now!

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  29. vking

    V.King has posted and blogged…to be honest neither were my best work…In fact my blog post could have been better…really just mailed it in.

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  30. ruggyup

    The shlub is history? That much good news in one day is orgasmic.

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  31. moneyteam

    Looks like stocktwits is on the ropes with Twitter “hijacking” the Cashtag …. Reading Howard Lindzon response I couldn’t help but laugh…. took 4 years to build and twitter essentially taking it over in a matter of a few months….

    ON TO THE NEXT ONE

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