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BEARS IMPALA’D IN HEAVY AFTERNOON TRADING

Here at iBankCoin, we stand behind the arm of the law, protectors of all that is good and righteous in the world. Justice.

We are not cohorts with the likes of marauders, felons and egotistical curators. All executions performed at iBankCoin are done for the good of mankind, and more specifically the readers here.

Friends,

I’ve never been a party to shenanigans and untowardly people. I find such behavior to be reprehensible and without reproach. Effective immediately, I firmly approbate the walled garden of iBankCoin to be closed from non-members of the site, hereby stricken from the ledgers of others, for the sole purpose of protecting the sanctimonious nature of our content.

The market went bananas to the upside based on more of the same bailout talk. I bought some JACK because I believe in the Qdoba story and will add to shares, if they should trade lower from here. Aside from that, I edged higher by 0.5%, despite the calamitous tone of VXX, in an other wise benignant market– on the Lord’s day of the 27th of July, 2012.

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67 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. flyaway18

    Oh come on now, you have a “walled garden” when you can’t even get your sprinklers to work at your new crib?

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  3. slimtrader

    LOL, did you run this through Google translate from English to Chinese to English again (No Ban)?

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  4. razorsedge

    will rally for bail-outs, just a homeless guy with that sign.

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  5. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    TOO FUNNY .. I just used This day of of Lord in a communication earlier!!

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  6. Raul3

    Tough week. Heading to Casa Bonita for some taquito snackers after this comment…

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  7. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Shalom. Big news but you can’t tell Fly yet. We just sold our house to the lovely family of illegals that bought his old house. Apparently, there are a bunch of Uncles and Cousins on the way up. We bought a short sale right behind Fly’s new house and we will be neighbors again. Just don’t tell Fly our house is larger and was already remodeled two years ago and since it’s a short sale we paid half of Fly’s price.
    I just got a job at The Bagel Nosh & Deli just outside of Princeton in West Windsor over on Old Trenton Road. I will be the bagel cooker. Steve, Jr just got accepted to the pre-college astrophysics program at Princeton and if he can keep his hands off of his WNR and stop thinking about Rachel Greenbaum he will do fine.
    More to follow.

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    • The Fly

      Lol

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      • Metalleg

        I love the fact that this guy actually did the research to find a bagel place near you. Not that it’s a difficult thing to do but nevertheless, this guy has the utmost respect for you.

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    • Yuck

      that place sucks! better bagel places than that

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      • Anton

        Once Steve the Neighbor takes over, there will be no finer bagel.

        And kosher!

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  8. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    If they are about to pull the ultimate trigger and monetize bonds directly, why isn’t gold going apeshit?

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    • jimmy_two_times
      jimmy_two_times

      bingo

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      • flyaway18

        Here’s what I am thinking: If it seems like an obvious trade it won’t happen until the powers that be want it to happen. I heard this from a former editor years ago: Things are never as they appear to be.

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  9. Jimbo

    I was looking at EXPE a year ago when it was $27- thinking I should buy because I use their services. Regretfully I did not act on that thought.

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  10. Freebie

    Sinn blew a 0.000 on an alcohol breath test??

    http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Pedestrian-Hospitalized-After-Violent-Hit-and-Run-Crash-in-Miami-163832566.html

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  11. Freebie

    ” the victim was thrown some 30 feet and was found wrapped around a bus stop pole at the scene.”

    My god

    http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/07/26/man-hit-on-biscayne-blvd-remains-extremely-critical/

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    • sodapopinski

      damn….whats worse the victim or the $38,000 a year?

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      • franky

        fuuuuccckkk… the victim clearly, but the 38k a year is stunning.

        Poor bastard is gonna be homeless when this is all over.

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    • elizamae

      So, he allegedly beats up women (presumably) as well? This guy is a real gem.

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      • Fat Albert

        No sense kicking the guy while he’s down….cheapshot opportunist.
        That being said Sinn’s got to own up and face the music.

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        • elizamae

          Oh give me a fucking break. You’re kidding me right?

          There are several things that I have absolutely zero tolerance for. One happens to be driving under the influence, another is violence against women/children/the elderly. These court documents show a habitual pattern of behavior, one of which has resulted in an innocent person fighting for his life.

          I don’t give a fuck how “down” he is, there is no fucking excuse in the world for any of that shit.

          If you ever read my blog here, you would know that I’m certainly not a sanctimonious prick, so calling me a “cheapshot opportunist” is complete fucking bullshit.

          I call ’em like I see ’em, pal.

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  12. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Great. Riff-raff expelled and Steve the neighbor makes an appearance. Maybe TraderCaddy will come back and tell us stories of his mangoes?

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  13. Freebie

    Sorry last post in this, but check this out Zinn makes less than Mrs Fly spends in a week!

    “He said he was an investment advisor and earns $38,000 a year..”

    So that’s realized investment gains plus his subscription income? Sheesh

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    • franky

      i’m with you. i know his life is falling apart, but by god – he needs to find a more lucrative metier…

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  14. sodapopinski

    MOST EPIC POST EVER.

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  15. Gary

    Looks like its going to be another VXX halloween

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  16. Anton

    Will there be corn in this walled garden, aside from the occasional errant joke?

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  17. noodle

    fucking Impala’d lol

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  18. republicat

    I appreciate the placement of a wall ~ as I admit to previously wandering in here with a can of spray paint ~ prior to paying the respectable admission price.

    Upon becoming a member I have found respect for civility.

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  19. ToTrader

    Wow this is madness, I woke up this morning and my twitter was littered with this Stocksage stuff. No excuse for running someone over … accidents happen but most people will at least ask if you are okay and not just step on you.

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  20. Clock

    “Effective immediately, I firmly approbate the walled garden of iBankCoin to be closed from non-members of the site, hereby stricken from the ledgers of others, for the sole purpose of protecting the sanctimonious nature of our content.” 🙁

    Fuk me sideways…i didn’t even know it was open in the first place except for $$$$$$$$

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  21. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Caught the old Dragnet on NFLX last night (the ones where the story was taken from actual LA police cases). Sgt Friday arrested a hit and run driver, an investment broker, who killed two old folks. Friday got a positive ID from the blood on the brokers windshield but the broker hired a slick lawyer and got off on a technicality. Six months later the broker killed two teenagers while DWI, and both of his legs were chopped off. In this trial the judge ruled that he would never be allowed to drive again. Hmmmm…

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  22. razorsedge

    anybody look at ocz 2day.

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  23. NSAID

    Qdoba sucks at life (no hate). CMG has crack in their food imported from MCD.

    Have a great weekend Senior

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  24. punyandy

    ATPG can go fuck itself with a sprinkler head, freshly chopped from The Fly’s new lawn.

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  25. Bullish

    It’s always the non-cursing types that end up running people down in a Chevy Impala during broad day light.

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    • franky

      No kidding. Anyone who doesn’t cuss has got to have some shit to hide. Pastors and deacons give me the heeby jeebies.

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  26. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    I realize I am alone on this..(where I like to be ) The Market is getting comfortable with an Obama win.
    No Spain or Draghi crap. Oh and FUCK GOLDMAN SAX, SACS, SACKS,

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  27. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    and… LONG LIVE THE FLY (no homo)

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  28. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    As Romney Fucks himself with his dumbness and gets eviscerated in the debates… markets move higher…Oh it be bro’s(no Isaac Hayes)

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    • fake amish

      You are dreaming. Stop polluting these hallowed halls with 0 dicksuckers disease.

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  29. Jason

    Ha Ha. Fly’s old neighbor Steve is going to be his neighbor again.

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  30. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Way to go Mitt ….

    How about passing around a lot of your dentists’ business cards ?

    Charge him 20k.

    Up front.

    http://youtu.be/xXTwHX4DTkA

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  31. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    It’s nice to stand behind the arm of the law, but as provider of such in Manhattan and Brooklyn for 20 years; I hope the wall doesn’t shut me out.

    My fat fuck partner even made it into the Nickelback video at :21 with 45m views. Caught hell for it too !

    http://youtu.be/DmeUuoxyt_E

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  32. Cascadian

    Miami should get break off bus sign poles. Those things are dangerous.

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  33. JTU

    PWER beat expectations and was up in afterhours by 9.6% but today they traded down by 4.61% WTF? What’s going on?

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  34. fake amish

    Watching the opening ceremony of the olympics one has to imagine the need for a up market. The countries blowing up the corporations funding the games that mean nothing but at the same time mean everything. Kind of makes sense. Bears may lose til this bullshit is over.

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  35. Lisa

    Happy Birthday, “Mr. Fly”
    P.S. I like the Dr. Drama song.

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  36. ruggyup

    There is about same level of selection and quality control with sprinkler head and homo head.

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  37. J

    Anyone seen devildog these days?

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