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And the Biggest Loser IS…

Tech.

One after another, tech stocks are being dismantled like those bastards were selling coal from atop solar panels. The carnage in ADTN today is just the tip of the iceberg. According to my tech index inside of The PPT, tech stocks are now at 6 month lows. No other sector is suffering this much. The oddity of this decline, frankly, is the pristine nature of the balance sheets in the industry. Yet, fucktards are trading out of these stocks as if this was the dot com bubble again.

To put it bluntly, part of the reason why I sold out of YELP was due to the overall distressed nature of the tech space. Look at GRPN, ZNGA and P, for the love of God, their dicks have been sliced off–clean. The cynic in me thinks this sort of trading action portends a horrendous press release. But the reality is much more simplistic and carnal: short sellers have small heads and even smaller brains. They’re just shorting, blindly, because they all want the fame of nailing a bubble.

Fortune has never been important to short sellers. They are sociopaths, megalomaniacs, only interested in sitting at lobster dinners (stuffed with bologna) with fucked-faced people, like The Great Roubini and Hugh Hendry. They are sick, perverted, people, deserving of permanent imprisonment.

In short, with tech being swallowed whole like this (no RW Pelican), I prefer to buy that blood than fuck around with asshole commodity stocks, who are subject to all sorts of homosexual, and “worldly”, events.

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59 comments

  1. chainsmoke1

    No one likes the guy who comes in and bets the “no pass” line at the craps table. GTFOH!

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  2. GoldDiggah

    Commodity first!

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  3. slimtrader

    agreed. aapl. here. simple.

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  4. Masanda

    Nibbled a 1/4 position on $FIO into the close. OCZ tanked after their earnings and $FIO closed down less than 2% today. Definitely going to dump whatever shares I have right before earnings but I’ve seen $FIO run a little bit into earnings in the past.

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    • The Fly

      fio is an earnings miss

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      • Masanda

        Of that I have no doubt. With their cisco, facebook, and appple business they just might be good for a rumor run before earnings. After all, it’s only a quarter position and if the shit hits the fan it’s barely an itch in the portfolio.

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  5. chainsmoke1

    @slim it might be, but I have many times seen this type of better get sent back to his hotel room quick. To each his own.

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    • slimtrader

      Seeing as I own the largest non-gaming hotel on the coast, that never happens to me, and I’ve clearly defined the risk of that 😉

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  6. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

    100 proof post Monsieur.

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  7. republikat

    Juniper, Acme Packet, Riverbed, Checkpoint – all jumped in the pool with ADTN…

    Good charts gone bad

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  8. chainsmoke1

    @slim comp me a room. Do you have a nice pool area? Non-gaming is not a problem unless it’s less than 3 stars.

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  9. chainsmoke1

    @Slim in my experience, I would say it goes 50/50. So your that guy mumbling “seven out” when I’m rolling, fucker.

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    • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
      Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

      There’s an element of irony in craps.

      One thinks it’s “team” effort, but in reality the House just keeps accepting chips in waives, while one thrower, effectively, walks away with another “looser’s” cash.

      It’s true, watch more Mr. Cig. It can be fascinating to observe in addition to the thrill of the game.

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      • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
        Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

        waves

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        • slimtrader

          Sur Platonic exactly, but no Chainsmoke, I never say much of anything at the table. I am but a quite observer and sometimes chip collector. Spending time with Casino owners/managers changes the way you look at human behavior. Like being able to watch day-traders chase losses. I have no reason to offend anyone. Just killing time in a tower of broken dreams.

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          • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
            Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

            Cheers!

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          • chainsmoke1

            Never chase, you always lose. This relates to all things in life.

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          • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
            Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

            Fuck your haus.

            Copper through your arterial valve you peice of scum.

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      • chainsmoke1

        No one said anything about the house. Of course, they win. I was just saying the no pass line bet is just lame. Again, to each his own. I usually spend less than half hour on the floor as I’m a max bet one or two hands kind of guy. No need to grind it out.

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        • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
          Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

          To HOBOma’s death panels with such ignorant commentary.

          No mercy.

          Die fucker.

          Your mom; to the MILF Hunter.

          Good fuck your pupil luck.

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  10. Bobby Boucher

    BofA says QE3 coming in September when the Fed meets again. If it happens (still a big if, imho) we’ll see whether the effects last longer than 1 week unlike the ECB pop on 6/29.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/bofa-qe3-september-fomc-2012-7

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    • the boost

      they have been duly noted and tabbed as being somewhat misleading in the past ..i wouldnt read to much into that ..but thats me

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      • slimtrader

        their ability to cover dogshit social startups with no revenues is un-matched.

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  11. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    thoughts on ARMH?

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  12. fake amish

    The last old man sector to blow the fuck up into coal reality is tech. Tech is a scam. Without the free banker money 90% of tech companies are worthless. It was a great idea but now everyone in the third world has a fucking cellphone. Next!

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    • slimtrader

      The same could be said of BIO’s soon. Still some PUDUFA date runnups for those that follow, but danger everywhere indued.

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  13. Hugh Hendry

    I am a sicko. I freely admit this. T-bills get my juices flowing. Indeud

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  14. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Place your bets – what is 0bama’s October surprise?
    2% mortgage rate – all points paid
    Food stamps for everyone over 65
    Student loans forgiven
    QE3

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  15. merica

    Palo Alto Networks IPO tomorrow. Their product is very good, if not the best in their domain.

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  16. Raul3

    I’m still liking Yelp Fly

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    • slimtrader

      I wish you weren’t. And I follow you on twitter, so I’m not being a dick. I actually like you $p thesis, but social is dead as dogshit.

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  17. The Fly

    All of my positions are updated and maintained real time inside The PPT.

    To answer one of your questions: I sold CMI last week north of $95, posted here and in PPT.

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  18. Trading_Nymph

    For me and this bubble thing, I have been watching it form since early 2009 which I blogged at Rev Shark’s blog, “hey this is a bubble, a Shanghai Copper Bubble”. Instead of investing and riding the bubble, I thought everyone would see it and the bubble would pop. At the time I didn’t understand that it came from the China Govt and the other Govts flooding the world with cash. All I knew was that actually supply didn’t match demand. Because I am clueless, I decided to take a short position and wait to see and when it would pop. Well, 2012..I have learned about FX, Bonds..and Central Bank/Macro Analysis…it seems that the Clams are played out, but They always seem to surprise me with something when I think they are dead..us Short Sellers are not that bad, we work really hard trying to figure this all out…the nice part, next bubble, I will have the understanding to finally go long and go back to stockpicking which I really love to do.

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    • Dr Funk

      How about that auction today? Record yield 1.459 10-year Bid to cover 3.61

      Wonder what Santelli gave it. All you goldbuggers. Hint hint: Deflation

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  19. Clock

    Markets coming down again today….Dr. Fly and Daddy Clock didn’t get any cake today in the form of a hint of QE3. 🙁

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  20. SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!
    SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!

    FREE HUGH HENDRY!!!

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  21. Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.
    Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D.

    I would like to add, I will reduce my exposure to equities before the America’s middle invasion this (like RIGHTS NOW) fall.

    Yes.

    Despite my seeming hardship, will wait long and strong on my PM positions before said invasion as “craziness” enriches those cool, calm and collected.

    UP DAY!!!

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  22. vking

    CHK it out..While I PWAV this gay market goodbye…

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  23. razorsedge

    slv, not such a super value.

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  24. vking

    Look at some of the yields on these REIT’s….Juicy!

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  25. FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
    FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

    Top REITS for you Mr. Vking from my special stash, all heavily vetted:
    MITT (no romney) LTC, WPC, NHI, MAIN, WSR ,AGNC, MTGE, MNR

    enjoy!

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