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In the Tall Grass, Watching You Do Stupid Things

Just because Ben didn’t come with his printing presses today and push the market up by another 300, this is reason to be somber? You people are fucking babies. You wan’t everything the easy way, which is why you gravitate to charts. Instead of doing the heavy lifting  of research, you look at moronic moving averages and make wild declarations.

The Bearded Clam said a few things, smoked a few blunts, and you’re all pissy about not making ALL OF YOUR MONEY BACK in two days. Well fuck you asshole. The market has been down for 9 FUCKING CONSECUTIVE WEEKS. Pardon the eccentricities of those who have been beaten red to a pulp, wanting to sell on the first lift. There are no guarantees in this business. The market runs on the caprices of others. Never forget that.

Having said that, I am up 2.2% today. Albeit, I was up 3.6% earlier; but you can’t have it all. I am an immensely competitive person, but do not possess the savage greed that many of you have as character traits. I am as patient as an elephant and have no complaints about being up nearly 8% on my AUM over the past two days. My gains are nearing 6% YTD and the wind is behind my sails.

Let the speculators and the vagrants cast their shares aside for dosages of FAZ and TZA. It’s a suckers gamble betting against central banks. They would like very much to keep their heads.

 

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21 comments

  1. Verona Gentleman
    Verona Gentleman

    The usual bears have been quiet today. Where is that sleek buttonhole hiding? (no homo)

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  2. clegger_2000

    How are things progressing with your move?

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  3. Devil

    Buy more Yelp.

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  4. Greg

    Why would us “chartists” want to go long into resistance or expect to blast through resistance.

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  5. Eithan

    i;m not an american can u explain why u use ‘clam’ for ben b?

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  6. Chuckem

    fly, you were whining like a little bitch two days ago.

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    • The Fly

      And now I am driving rail spikes through your fucking head.

      Funny how life works, huh?

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    • Greg

      If we tank again then he will bitch again, he gets 2 days up and thinks he is on fire. He doesn’t realize he was wrong the past 4 weeks.

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  7. TraderRick

    The dream of a bearded man in a helicopter raining money on wall street has been dashed. Likewise, the dream of a bearded German woman handing money out freely to insolvent irresponsible Mediterranean countries has been crushed. Precious metals are selling off, equties have some catching up to do!

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  8. johnrotten

    Eithan,

    A “Bearded Clam” is also reference to a Woman’s hairy genitalia, her private parts..

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