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500 Fucking Basis Points

As I write this shit, I am speeding in a car made from dynamite sticks, heading for the sun, +5%. Today’s lift puts me at +2.5% for the year, easy come, easy go.

How’d I do it?

All in, no cash, long heavy amounts of TEX, MTW, AG, MTW, TDC, CLF just to name a few. With the Nazzy up 2% for the day and most high beta stocks up 5%, I think it’s fair to say you can go fuck yourselves. All of you cocksuckers were warning of danger at the exact bottom. As a point in fact, just yesterday I had to talk three clients out of selling out their portfolios. These are men of industry, strong willed men, bending the knee to you fucking faggots in Europe.

Check this out: the market still wants higher. It is not only my destiny to enjoy outsized returns under extreme circumstances, but my right.

Fuck the world and you with it. “The Fly” is banking coin again, banging on his African jungle drums and stiff arming mustaches off of people’s faces.

In closing, as you sit there getting “zerohedged” under a barrage of flaming arrows, remember this day for as long as your pathetic organic state continues: “The Fly” wins all the time, especially when he appears to be losing with alacrity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWlu8VhcqtM

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41 comments

  1. kunal00

    Even grpn is chopping dicks off. it is a majestic day!

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  2. Gov Walker

    I won BIG last night. Soon, Paul Ryan and myself will take over the White House and kill off all you goat fucker bailout pigs. The people want reform and balanced budgets. No more debt ceiling raises. No more QE or POMO. Enjoy it now while it lasts. I will stop it all and bring the AUSTERITY the people demand.

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  3. Anton

    It’s close, but I prefer manic Fly to depressive Fly.

    Huzzahs, Sir.

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  4. leftcoasttrader
    leftcoasttrader

    Didn’t someone say “don’t worry you’ll soon be bragging about a +5% day” a mere day or two ago.

    Prescient.

    Whoever it was needs to trade Fly futures.

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  5. DeepPocketsAj

    Someone has been talking out of both sides of their mouths, if I may say so.

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  6. JTU

    Pretty humble!

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  7. JCraddock

    And GSVC is still flat… FUCK! This things gotta bounce back to NAV around $14 atleast

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    • Raul3

      It ain’t gotta do sheeyt!

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    • DeepPocketsAj

      did you hear Michael Moe last night on the call? He actually said FB will be the first 1trillion dollar co if Apple doesn’t beat them to it.

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      • JCraddock

        Yeah I was on that.call, about fell out of my chair when I heard him say that….

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  8. Michael Caine

    Congrats, Fly. As thousands of your enemies surrounded you, you closed ranks and stood tall. They tried to verbally sexually assault you. Some clients almost lost their nerve. You comported yourself like a true gentleman warrior.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI&feature=related

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  9. noodleboy

    Its good to see that ol’ Fly demeanor return.

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  10. Trading_Nymph

    Talk is Cheap WSJ and China Securities Jounal rumor whores…Draghi said fuck you LTRO, you didn’t work…and Clam is on the Hill tomorrow. I want to see the Clams Around the World actually shell out the Money…they can’t imho.

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    • Yabollox

      They don’t shell it out, they digitize it. Then buy debt as needed with the new money.

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    • The Fly

      The Clam is going to snap at your face tomorrow.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        I wish just ONE politician will ask the Clam about why the NFP’s previous Months get revisited so much and how can he make any type of policy on the current number which is subject to a big chance of major Revisions….. Fly, NFP isn’t that bad at all, and CPI is a bit stronger. If the Clam is allowed to Snap at this Nymph then Obama has to deal with higher Oil Prices which his Election can’ t handle. China can’t handle higher Oil either in their Summer Months so they are not going to cut rates..I think gossip is that eur/usd is being sold at 1.2570-1.2600. IMHO I still think this is a Perfect Storm and yes, the Clam can spread gossip to WSJ but can not Snap at Me or my sidekick the Little USD…I guess its time for Mortal Kombat for the battle tomorrow, lol..to see.

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        • Trading_Nymph

          Yabollox…Yes,lol,true, you don’t let me get away with any slang, lol. I should have said that can’t “Stimulate”..but Shell out more money is just fun to say..just slang.

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  11. Hawaiifive0

    It’s amazing to me how cycle theory times these bottoms. The bottom of the daily cycle runs 35 – 45 days and today is day 39. Next what usually happens is some news items will come out that folks will latch onto to explain why we’re going up. It happens every time. Also, just in case any cares, $GOLD is on day 14 of a 20 to 28 day cycle, so in a few more days it will start to head down into its daily cycle low and then start back up again for the next daily cycle. I’ll just hold through the first two daily cycles since they are usually successful. The third and fourth cycles of the intermediate cycle fail.

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  12. TMoe

    This rally will fade

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  13. A_Dude

    Fly, I now need a tophat for WNR. +5% means I’m heading to the valley to start a new career.

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  14. Mark

    Funny how on a day that Fly rips it, all the rude little detractors and bear fuckers are suddenly too busy to post comments.

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  15. TMoe

    not sure why but This new girl Jackie on cnbc scares me

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  16. TMoe

    HAL halted

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  17. Good Shepherd

    That video is a jam

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  18. dr sanantonio

    Perhaps it was because FTK kept going up after you sold….or the 64% daily gain a few months back that we saw on GMXR after you sold your position that made your resolve much stronger this go-around. I held on to those trades and made a tidy profit and I will on YELP too. I’ve never had a loss on any of my “FLY” positions….patience is a virtue.

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  19. mariofats

    Loan me $2 million and I will get you at least 7% on your money. 2.5 percent, whipppeeee!!!!

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  20. TJWP

    Looks like my Monday night hubris post didn’t end up fucking us all. Glad to see you in rare form and your positions working for ya boss.

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  21. Greg

    Dude your like a roller coaster , You write it’s grim then the next Post is I’m always right. Lol

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  22. Greg

    You got a small bounce where it should bounce

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