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Safe Havens

Aside from old man stocks, airlines have been taking the fuck off in this bullshit tape, thanks to the drop in oil. However, what the ‘tards who are buying DAL, LCC and others don’t realize is the fact that jet fuel cracks are still fucking onerous. Nonetheless, the perception is bullish for flying buses. Therefore, the stocks are climbing.

Here is a full list of the current safe havens.

Since when is fucking Dean Foods a safe haven stock? You know, this is the sort of bullshit that makes me seethe with contempt. All of a sudden, the superannuated portion of society is hiding out in flying buses and Dean Fucking Foods? Fuck that shit. Oh, let’s not forget, everyone loves to eat at piece of shit restaurants like JACK and BOBE.

Put aside the “safe havens” for a moment and you will see CIEN up in pre-market trading. This is very significant for the networkers. This industry has been tossed in the Blendtec and set on high. Holders of stocks like CIEN, FNSR, JDSU, FFIV, RVBD and ARUN are inured to this rakish tape by now, fully cognizant of God’s hatred for them. However, these CIEN numbers tell a different story. Look for the short sellers to cover in CIEN and possibly others.

The euro is marginally higher; but nothing matters until the Greek elections are out of the way. Although I want to believe in miracles and magical men with beards bestowing gifts upon my doorstep, the profligacy of Europe will likely  feed  the ravenous bearshitters in the near term, fucking me during the month of June almost as bad as May.

Fuck with me today and I will track you down and murder you.

Have a nice day 🙂

 

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20 comments

  1. noodleboy

    first post
    what do we strike into jun 15 option exp

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  2. Caffeinated

    Enter me in the pool for full retard QEeasing to commence when 10yr trims to 0.666%

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  3. Sspiff

    dal will soon be producing its own jp4.

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  4. TheFAZmobile

    I now realize I am a addict. I can’t live without QE. I got hooked in early ’09 and now I need ti the same as I need air or water. Ben is my dealer and has me Jonesn’ for a taste of the QE!

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  5. The Fly

    Fuck this shit.

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  6. TraderRick

    We get more QE when SPX cracks 666.

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  7. TraderRick

    The POS Euro is up, doubt that lasts.

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  8. Greg

    New lows soon

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  9. Bullish

    This market sucks. It’s too bad we are going to have to wait for more QE.

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  10. Greg

    EARLY April there was signs of getting out of YELP , way before Facebook .

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  11. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    30 yr mortgage at a record low 3.75%. This is Ben’s QE3 everyone has been waiting for, saving the housing market.

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  12. The V.King

    12-12-12

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  13. hattery

    10 yr treasury at 1.63%?! WTF!

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  14. Jeff

    Fly – How about getting a Vita Mix and a Omega 8006 and getting on with it?

    Arnold Ehret knew something

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