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Diary of a Villain

I can’t wait for the markets to crash. I dream of crashes and accidents, generally people losing all of their money and dying from starvation. I just can’t accept the fact that other people have made money, on the long side, these past 3 years. The market was supposed to go straight to zero in 2009, until those crooks at the Fed bailed everyone out and made things better again.

I remember when my neighbor told me how his 401k was so low he couldn’t retire. That made me happy. But after the fucking Fed and “The Bearded Clam” did QE, sending the markets up again, he was able to retire and move down to Florida. WTF? Much to my surprise, instead of losing his house in foreclosure, he was able to sell it at a profit! I bet he has tons of credit card debt, lol.

We all know the US is next. We are Greece, but in 2,3 maybe 10 years. The Chinese are taking over everything and all we have left are fucking golf courses and banksters. I bet the bastards from JPM will give themselves some pretty fat bonuses this year.

That’s alright. The Germans will make everything right, again. They are the only ones who get it. Every single country in the world is wrong, EXCEPT Germany. They will not let the socialists in France dictate policy and they will force austerity on the European people, especially Greece. The good times are over. It’ time to hunker down and get your priorities in line. Most of the people I know just want to kick the can down the road. I believe it’s better to deal with the root issue now than have my grandchildren do it. If you don’t have the money, don’t spend it!

It’s gonna be bad for awhile, maybe 5 to 10 years. Unemployment will hit Great Depression levels and the market will be smoked. Most banks will trade down to zero and most pension funds will have to break contract. But, finally, I WILL BE PROVEN RIGHT. And, to top it off, I may make some money in the process, through my short positions.

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58 comments

  1. Randomness

    I can never tell how much sarcasm is in your writings.

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  2. Trading_Nymph

    Fly, Have you been reading my Diary..lol. This pattern of Boom/Bust on Liquidity has been repeating itself since 1980’s it appears. Markets not based on Supply and Actual Demand is not healthy imho. I wish someone taught me that earlier, oh well.

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  3. Brewster

    Well…That is pretty f’ing depressing.
    Reality, what a bitch.

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  4. Donkey Punch

    Just buy the dip. Average down until Ben sneezes hundreds all over the country.

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  5. Gent

    Tough luck shorting will be BANNED!!

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  6. Steve, the ex-neighbor
    Steve, the ex-neighbor

    To top it off, my new neighbors help me do yardwork in their hot bikinis! As opposed to trashing my yard with Monster energy drink cans,

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  7. mrkcbill

    Private Gains Socialized Losses
    This has to end. Skin in the game fuckers

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  8. JJOM

    I have been away for a bit… I thought we were going to start kicking people down elevator shafts?

    Hurry-up and get over the depressive state – And let us get manic.

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  9. Anton

    Really liking the modest proposal you’ve swiftly put forth here.

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  10. OG

    I can say for a fact that the Chinese are buying homes left and right in SoCal as investment properties. Majority are full cash offers too.

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    • Caffeinated

      Wait until they close on Pebble Beach. Those links literally signal the reversal of fortune.

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  11. 5:00 PM

    Ahh yes, Tickerforum. The Fortress of Solitude for The League of Doom.

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  12. Bullish

    I’d rather eat this delicious steak instead! We can keep this thing going for at least another 2 to 3 hundred years!

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  13. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    LMAO

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  14. Oldmantrader

    The beatings will continue until morale improves

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  15. Gmuny

    Head fake for the sentiment algos. Well Done!

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  16. Mark

    LOL. You needed to use Caps Lock a bit more excessively. Otherwise, totally believable.

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  17. TheBigRagu

    Is this Zerohedge?

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  18. TypeBTrading

    LOL! I have been on this site for about 3 years now, this may be my favorite post to date. I would love to see a page or two from May/June 2008 or even March 2009. Hilarious Fly.

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  19. surplusdroids

    (Crouched in the bunker.)

    With every crash – opportunity spawns.

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  20. scapegoat

    The world ends unless we keep the same people in charge that created this giant mess. That sounds like a good long term plan for success.

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  21. Yabollox

    OUr gov’t is spending out children’s inheritance. And the kids seem to be in favor of it! LOL!

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  22. Yabollox

    Lets just cancel all debt and start over.

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    • Mulligan

      Since 1800, Greece has defaulted 5 times, Portugal 5 times, and Spain 7 times.

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  23. smerdyakov

    Shorts rooting for a huge crash don’t have to be sociopaths, it’s just a coincidence that a lot of us are. Crashes happen when bulls don’t listen to bears and accept that certain assumptions about future assumptions are too optimistic and scale them down a bit and let us take 5-10% off of them for correctly warning them of the danger and alerting policy-makers of potential instability.

    This has never fucking happened and every time someone suggests that really the market should still be somewhere around the 2009 level, the bulls denounce them as defeatist and mock them as the bubbles get larger and more succulent. At a certain point everyone just gets tired of arguing and starts quietly loading up on ridiculously undervalued puts, waiting for the day to emerge from the cave.

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  24. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    NUGT is rocking & rolling indicating something’s up … The Clam or the ECB must be dropping emergency supplies and the words out!

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  25. Tiger

    I think Fly is dead serious.

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  26. noodleboy

    haha full burlap

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  27. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Asshole Dip Buyers – ASSEMBLE

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler
      Mr. Cain Thaler

      Really though, these late day rallies are just going to make things worse. We’ve had two full weeks of dip buyers; that’s two full weeks of underwater positions that keep building in size.

      When you join the Asshole Dip Buyer’s of America (ADBA), do you get sent a decoder ring that helps you decipher bad investment strategies printed on the side of cereal boxes?

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  28. TraderRick

    I am relieved to see the Fly has finally come to his sences.

    Long canned goods and ammo.

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  29. ADBA Spokesman
    ADBA Spokesman

    No, just $1,000,000 from the Bearded Clam himself and instructions to buy every dip.

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  30. MCPJ

    Honest money is tough to earn.

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  31. T-Bird

    “I remember when my neighbor told me how his 401k was so low he couldn’t retire. That made me happy.”

    Haha! Damn, thats some black hearted shit right there.

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  32. 4fl3x

    We gotta squeeze them out before we dump this cocksucker!

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  33. fomoiri

    Jesse is so cool. Always a can’t miss read:
    “How Can We Fail When We Define the Rules Department – Governance By, For, and Of the One Percent, Princeton and University of Chicago Edition

    Translation: Our crackpot models and malignant regulatory policy that caused the financial crisis in the first place now say that we have done a great job in creating a recovery and that this is the ‘new normal,’ so in the immortal words of Phil Gramm, suck it up you crybabies.”

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  34. Bullish

    We got those BITCHES!

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  35. razorsedge

    wprt.

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  36. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    AHAHAHAHAHA too fucking stupid to make up.

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  37. gravestonedoji
    gravestonedoji

    I’m getting seasick, first Germany are da bad guys, no they’re the good guys? Geesh. We all know in our heart of hearts that Germany is wrong here. Didn’t they start 2 world wars? They have to be wrong. Spending what you don’t have has always been the recipe for economic success, whether it be on a personal or national level. At least that’s what I was told in the re-education camp I just got out of where I was forced to read the past ten years of New York Times back issues under electroshock therapy while viewing a screenshot of P Krugs. I’m much better now.

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