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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FISH GREESE

I’ve been a dealer in the magical arts since I was young. To accomplish my goals, I will my way to success. You fuckers are so bearish, shitting on Facebook as if it was GRPN, I know you are wrong. You fuckers are so pessimistic about the EU and this market, I know we have 2,000 points to the upside.

Even though Obama is the devil himself, he will likely be reelected because by the time the election is near, this market is going to be north of 15-fucking-thousand–leaving skid marks on 75% of you ham and eggers on Twitter. Stock markets elect people, not citizens.

Generally speaking, “The Fly” always wins, especially when the skies open up on him, striking his person with bolts of lightening.

Spain nationalized Bankia, reversing their promise of not assisting their failed institutions. I view this positively, as it means they are taking the UK approach to ring-fencing their fucked banks: making them disappear. I am not so sure about Greece; but Spain and Italy will be funded by the ECB, until Germany goes broke. By the time that happens, “The Fly” will be living in his space station, permanently, firing his Space Orbital Cannon (SOC) at your houses from the Van Allen belt.

We should bounce today, led by commodities. It’s do or die for real today. If we don’t take 1% back from the deviant fiends within the next 7 hours, it’s a bag of dicks for investors tomorrow.

I descend upon you with owlish wisdom. I’m the Ajax of this finance/blogging/space alien magician (SAM) game. Bet against me and lose your house.

Top Picks: EXK, AG, WNR, MTW, YELP

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14 comments

  1. Chuckem

    carcass nearly picked clean now

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  2. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    Fly,

    what do you make of TLT holding in here. Markets are ahead of levels from last year, yet long end hasnt responded negatively. One would think that TLT should be in the 80s to low 90s on these market levels. Your thougths?

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  3. hitter

    NXPI ?

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  4. Yabollox

    Obama will not win. Even tho’ he is God to many athiests.

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  5. johnny711

    You realize you are bi-polar right… every five minutes you go from anger to euphoria..

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  6. mariofats

    Fuck OB! 15k, lmao!!!

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  7. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    If an inmate in Texas can get 41% of the vote in a primary against 0bama then his chances of getting re-elected are -10,029%. On top of that the inmate gets a delegate to represent him in the democrat’s convention.

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  8. dztrading

    Fly, Boss of all Bosses, the IBANKCOIN IPHONE APP needs some attention.
    The comments page is inaccessible. Furthermore, the blogs section only allows you scroll down up to RC’, can’t access the rest.
    Who needs to be alerted to fix this?
    Tnx

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  9. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Definitely off to a bummer of a start here.

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