iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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DANGER, TIME MACHINE

I tossed Grandpa to the side, kicking his dumbass down a flight of subway stairs. I kicked out of 75% of my old man stocks to bulk-the-fuck-up on EXK, AG, WNR and MTW.

That’s right, I’m buying fucking cranes in China, via MTW.

The truth is, I have a death wish. I laugh at insolvency, while feverishly drinking excessive amounts of ambrosia, swallowing lamb shanks save the fucking mint jelly. See, I’m in this car made from dynamite sticks and it’s getting hot in the cabin. I’m gonna drive this bitch until the wheels fall off, throwing bowling balls at you pikers on Wall.

Go make some cold calls. “The Fly” will be in his time machine, changing the future to better comport with his position.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQuMjjKaKhY

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8 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    You deserve a shoeshine and massage today

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  2. Yabollox

    There is no insolvency. You just get disability, the food stamps, section 8 housing, eat early at the restaurants and take all the sweet and low packets from the table. It’s a great life in a great country!

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  3. Sam

    Risky moves, senor. Very risky.

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  4. TimePatrolman

    Hope you fixed the alt-drift. Moving violations are serious matters.

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  5. redman59

    Thanks for the position in MTW. Live 5 miles from main plant and 1/4 my town of 5k works there. Growth & that stock directly effects people I know. Been a holding of my just out of local respect.

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