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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Would You Like Some Tea With Your Milquetoast?

It’s May Day and that means something to the homosexuals in Europe. Here in the states, vagrants roam the streets of Wall, trying to “occupy” something. The west is dead. It’s only a matter of time before barbarians from the east conquer our lands and force us to work in FOXCONN slave factories, making Ipods for TIM COOK.

I sense complacency in this tape. In other words, a do nothing day deserves a nap. Fuck this shit, I’ve slept about 10 hours over the past 10 days. I’m gonna head out now to sleep like a fucking crocodile on the couch. Should any of you bother me, I will bit your fucking hands off.

As long as AAPL is rebounding today, the world is okay.

Finally, VLO had great numbers; but the stock is circle jerking. I like ABV based upon the laws of mathematics, and other shit that I am not privy to mention in these hallowed halls.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye).

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21 comments

  1. figesmalls

    Enjoy your sleep.

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  2. figesmalls

    Btw, what are your thoughts on PCLN?

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    • Raul3

      Bullish, but trading in no man’s land. Use the markets reaction to either a test of $748 support (breakaway gap below) or early April’s $775 high to gauge sentiment. My unsolicited two cents.

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  3. Mike

    WNR languishing…earnings gonna help??

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  4. Mr. President

    Le Fly,

    In the most gentlemanly way possible, I’d like to inquire as to whether you’d be interested in a competition of sorts, involving mental capacities. A short contest to pass your time on this boring market day.

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  5. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    I got BINGO! Bot IPSU on Friday and buyout today … Should I hold for a competing offer or sellout and move on?

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    • Bozo on a bus

      Sell half. A competing offer will likely take weeks to materialize, and there is always a chance the existing offer will be modified or dropped. At least you don’t feel too dumb either way.

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  6. greedybastard

    sell

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  7. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    On this day the Eye-Talians throw their saved-up used wine bottles onto the street from their apartment balconies. Degenerates.

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  8. asteroids

    I agree witht eh FLY today. This tape makes me want to puke. I’ll catch a nap and eat a hotdog for lunch.

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  9. Beat PDT

    Fly’s nap has been the catalyst for this move to the upside. Is nap code for something? Possibly shooting the space cannon at shorts?

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  10. Yabollox

    bot LAD and DGIT last couple of days.

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  11. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Anybody playing OCZ into earnings tonight? Possible short squeeze there if earnings don’t disappoint … ????

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    • Mad Willie Thompson
      Mad Willie Thompson

      Tea,

      I am giving it a ride (modest lunch-money-style). OCZ has been good to me in the past, and I like the segment.

      I’ll let you know if I can buy lunch tomorrow.

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  12. Trading_Nymph

    Yep, Vacation time for Europe and most of Asia with the global PMI’s posting tonight.. A song about how I feel too..and Fly, I love Ciao, lol…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

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  13. JTU

    DECK undervalued up over 3% today. Any positive surprise will send the stock soaring! DECK is not all about UGGS and UGGS isn’t just all about boots.

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  14. Mortein

    Fly, you gotta have a search function on your new IBC. That was its easier to find some of your truly hilarious classics!

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