First let me start off by saying I made a little less than 1% today. The market showed incredible resilience and we should continue to press forward to the dismay of THE FUCKING ASSHOLE COCKSUCKERS who want it to go down.
Now for my rant.
I would like nothing more than to drive a fucking rail spike into the skeletons of whoever is shorting YELP into dust. This fucking stock is my albatross. It is everything that is good about the internet, enveloped in a fucking time bomb of a stock that represents everything that is wrong on Wall Street. Fucking me.
It started the day down, then slowly crept higher throughout the session. By mid-afternoon, the stock was clearly in rally mode, on the precipice of breaking necks and spines, having a grande olde time of things. But then the fucking vampires hit the stock at the end of the day, erasing a .70 rally to ZILCH.
THE FUCKING STOCK, AS UNBELIEVABLE AS IT MAY SEEM, CLOSED FLAT FOR THE FUCKING DAY, extending its losing streak to a GAGILLION days without a single uptick. Frankly, and very sincerely, I’m inclined to commit murder because of this equity. That might seem far fetched to some of you cow-tippers out there, church boys, charitable in all walks of life. But “The Fly” descends from a place where bullets grazed his temple as a child and fists made of metal smashed into his anatomy, testing his resolve, in the ultimate example of Darwinism.
My heart is made from black gunpowder and my brain is a computer that does not understand what the emotion of “empathy” means. Should I roll into 5/2 (YELP’s earnings day) down 10% in the stock, ahead of earnings that could potentially rip the stock into tiny little shreds, I am going to lose control of my senses and hurt many of you. I am sorry to tell you this, but your lives are in grave danger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qz0PgqrXd0
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time to grow the war beard out, my dude
War beard sequence initiated (no nerd)
Assemble the Romanian Goats!
(sound of distant trumpets)
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This is pretty fuggin’ funny:
Top 9 Civil War Generals Who Rocked Their Beards
“General Stuart had it rocking out, dangerously so. True fact: The volume of his beard would have encased his face and suffocated him in his sleep, were it not for all that pig grease he combed through it. But his West Point classmates called him “Beauty,” and he let them do that, which leads Science to believe he grew his beard not out of pride, but out of shame. Shame of his dashing good looks. And that, sir? That cannot abide in a list of Civil War Generals who truly ROCKED their beards!”
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dude, it’s their first earnings since going public, as long as though don’t have a lot of stock based comp that drives down EPS, they should have some awesome earnings. Let us ride Valkyries in the sky above the bears lobbing their heads off willy-nilly, as if it were nothing more than a carnival game.
Fly,
Good day to you. Yelp [HOMO] nailed in the head with that call. I don’t just enjoy winning. I enjoy it more when yelp lose, too!
You called your little “wee-wee” getting nailed in the head by a dude, the “yelping?” What are you even saying?
You will be the first person that I kidnap and toss off the Verrazano.
But not the last…
I envision a veritable fussilade of splashes.
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We will catapult them off the bridge into the Statue of Liberty.
Impaled upon the Torch itself!
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lol.
Please either sell tickets to the event or produce an HD video. I’m sure it will generate many, many hits.
Could be a sabotage….I’m sure you’ve made 1 maybe 2 enemies over the years.
My enemies amount to giant armies, swarmed across the plains.
You may not have made any money today on the stock, but neither did Kofi Bofah.
I was about to say that you need to take your pill to stop those crazy rants but you’re an honest trader so I wish you luck and hope YELP goes higher
I will spare you from a lengthly death when I kill you.
A warriors death. Clean.
I’m reminded of the scene from Commando when Arnold’s character promises Sully that he’ll kill him last…
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He lied.
there were 50k shares for sale that began around 3:22
NXPI beat: small consolation
I stabbed myself in the nutz shorting AMZN.
Only savage animals short AMZN.
except that
“AMZN EPS $0.28 includes $89 MM in after tax of equity method investment activity, net of tax. Or $0.19”
yeah, yeah, playa, playa, girl (savage animal voice)
This was one of the funniest posts i’ve read in a while…muchas gracias for that. I particularly liked that bit about ” Frankly, and very sincerely, I’m inclined to commit murder because of this equity”.
I am now down 4% on the year and within striking distance of salvation. I need one more good week.
When you break even, I will murder you.
the very fact that my aspirations are now no more than “breaking even” makes me deserving of that…
Grave danger?
Is there any other?
You can’t handle the $YELP!
Dr. Fly post YELP earnings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
The powers that be, are driving it down to pick up cheap shares for the gap up on earnings!!!
what they said about znga, just saying
There was a very large put spread bought on Apr 19th that should have alerted you to an impending crash. Watch the open interest on the May 25/21 puts to see when they are closing the trade for a reversal back to the upside.
Fly,
Other than make you feel better about your portfolio performance for the day, does the $0.70 really matter? Unless you were prepared to sell, it really shouldn’t.
The stock is probably being accumulated ahead of earnings so I think I’m going to dabble in some options with May expirys to get the biggest bang for the buck.
Long term, it doesn’t really matter what it did today.
I am down 3% for the year because of this fucking week. Most of the damage today. Fucking computers. Grrrr.
Spain cut two notches to BBB+
Have no fear, the ESM is here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Stability_Mechanism
This will leave a mark.
Europe is like herpes. It’s the gift that keeps on giving for the bears.
Looks like I’ll be up early to watch the PIIGS bond yields.
yea that works except were that done have the balls or collateral to back it
Makes a lot of sense pal!
Looking at the ES futs, this matters– at least at this red hot second. Tomorrow, maybe not. Time will tell.
Fuck a rail spike. Use a hobnailed boot.
Fly. YELP obviously has a voodoo curse that must be removed before success can be received. It’s not easy to do but you can start with wearing your underwear backwards for a few days. More later.
u got to know who your friends r. i got hammered today, in celebration of market action.so i drove to (who i thought)my best friends house. i said DUDE im hammered, i cant drive home! please give me a ride? he replied:its not a good idea for me to drive u home, my wife will get pissed. i said i dont want to get a DUI, he said u can leave your car here and walk home , i said after all ive done for u? after everything weve been thru your gonna turn your back on me? he said dude, you live next door, its 50 feet! ill walk u home, so i guess he’s not the good friend i thought!
You’re fucked!
i stan-alone
I’ll be sure to beat my YELPing dog tonight. He’s a voodoo doll of sorts. He even has a black tongue.
I often wonder what would happen if all of the participating IBC members went long $YELP? Would the pain placed upon those positioned short mirror that of placing ones testicles in a hot pannini press?
Fuck Sterne Agee and fuck DECK. DECK is my YELP!
“cow-tippers”
You watch your mouth Pal
LOL great post BlogFather
so losing money is bad?
eurotard frankenstein will not die. can anyone explain to me how the price action and the news events are not a perfect mirror to last year? would it not have to be “different this time” for the market not to crash this summer?
Well, the euro panic is now 3 years old.
And, prior to the last 2 spring/summer crashes, VGK europe and EEM emerging markets were much more elevated.
With them dropping this low, this early, it limits the crash effect. I think we could crash from FB ipo week highs . But, that’s still a few weeks off.
Hard to argue that FB euphoria is priced in, when ZNGA GRPN P YELP etc are so beaten down on daily charts.
Here, here. I would like to beat the shorters of GSVC about the face and head.
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miners r going higher,
Oops, sorry, I
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F yelp never buy them, feel bubbles
I am prepared to await my turn on YELP. This stock has made the year “interesting” for me as well. My wrists bear the lash marks from its punishment!
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