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HERE WE GO

The train has left the station. Early weakness has been met with a food fight, courtesy of the bulls. Now the bears have AAPL’s lodged in their throats, desperate to cover their shorts before this gets serious.

Don’t believe in the conspiracy theory that the market can trade down. That type of propaganda is designed to fleece you of your natural rights to succeed and live rich, fat and piggishly off the tits of the Federal Reserve. Whenever I see stocks trading down, I run to the fridge and make a sandwich, then wait for stocks to come back and get rich again. It’s real easy to make money, just wait.

Now if you’re buying dumb stocks and get your fucking arms blown off, don’t get mad at me. Quit being a 1 star general and start investing your money like a Congressman.

I’m gonna make so much money my fucking face is gonna get numb from the blood rush. My arms will start, involuntarily, punching people in the face again–kicking people in wheeled chairs into traffic, slapping communists in the face with hot hot slices of pizza.

Top picks: YELP, BID, CLR

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22 comments

  1. pitbull

    i feel a little “twist” “2” coming on. How old man market gona react to that ?

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  2. pitbull

    impact yield curve is one answer

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  3. JTU

    Metals producers baby!

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  4. T-Bird

    The new ‘bright lights, big city’ background is tight, Fly. Well done.

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  5. Mr. President

    LOL @ “wheeled chairs”

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  6. JTU

    Most of Europe up over 1%!

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  7. drummerboy

    wouldnt you slap a commie with some borscht or a ham hoc?rof

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  8. Blind Read Ant

    It’s outlandish: $MSFT finally picks up $YHOO 2012? Hence, $YHOO.

    Also, $TOL and $BAC as long term holds?

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  9. Hack

    Ben is relaxing in Dillon with a snifter and a choice Cuban cigar watching Cramer pumping natural gas over oil for the millionth time.

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  10. GoodJobHi5

    I lol’d

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  11. OG

    Crazy early morning reversal in YELP.

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  12. dishobgyn

    buy some Z, zillow.

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  13. JTU

    Crack spreads are up but many refiners not participating in today’s rally! Wonder why?

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  14. JTU

    Last 2 hours of trade FTSE 100 picks up almost 2%!

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  15. THEosu

    I’m trying to get out and the market keeps pulling me back in . GREED !!! I love it .

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  16. Jeff

    What do you like about CLR vs. something like CPE or even APA?

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  17. Trading_Nymph

    Mutual Fund Managers are in the market this morning, they never follow the proper Fibonicci rules. Anyway, Yen Shorts are getting squeezed today cuz the traders are testing the BoJ to see if they have the balls to act again. Also, all the Analyst following FX traders are gaming the RBA won’t do anything tonight as a surething. But, you know their PMI was not great, their econ data not great and the ruling political party had a huge loss over employment problem..so even though 18 out of 18 analyst predict no action out of the RBA tonight, I see it as a coin flip. Fly, you know how much I love when you throw out tickers, For BID watch close the 39.59ish level, In 2007 it went to bed when it couldn’t hold that level and the omg same Key Fibo MA is in the exact position as it was in Dec of 2007…spooky huh.

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