iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ALERT: THE STOCK GODS ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A WORD, OR TWO

A reversal of fortune is in the works over at SFLY. Go ahead and take a peak. I’ve sacrificed three chickens and two goats to the stock Gods this morning, in a ritual to increase my riches. Should SFLY close higher today, erasing a 3 point deficit, you will know for sure that I am blessed.

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6 comments

  1. The Equalizer

    Obligatory: Fluttershy vs. Bear, Mortal Kombat style.

    Oh, and… FIG.

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  2. Dr Funk

    Farcking brilliant!
    Fracking brilliant!

    Hats off to the fly. An earnings derivative play!

    Sold a chunk of SODA bot yesterday. On a sympathy earnings pop. Wow

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  3. sspiff

    I want to see the golden calf pic.

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  4. jr333

    Blessed you are

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  5. kidstock

    Well played sir…

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  6. valmen

    Your grammar and language is atrocious.
    you have acquired a lot of information
    and maybe knowledge, but not a whiff of wisdom. That’s really sad.

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