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Earnings Lotto

I am listening to the CEO of MWW and he sounds like some jerkoff I used to avoid when I lived in Brooklyn. Without a doubt, he is an idiot of the first order. I can’t believe I am caught long this stock into earnings. They missed eps and guided lower. I will most likely sell it, in order to move on.

Playing earnings can be gratifying, only if you are exactly right. I am sure NFLX longs are pleased today. But let’s face it, buying stocks ahead of earnings is gambling. I swear, listening to this guy makes me sick. “How ya doin. This is some guy ovah at Monsta and our earnings sucked cock. Nevertheless, I’m gonna make money, incrementally, as this economies gets betters. Also, we’re doin shit in Brazil and China and with governments, globally–so fuck you, okay?”

Ughhh.

Futures are up and my losses should be offset by my other positions. Maybe, just maybe, MWW is cheap enough to hold, with the hopes that someone will buy them and put this jackoff CEO out of his “fuckings miseries.”

More importantly, I have nuts to roast today, via DMDN. I am looking at a few new stocks, but would prefer to buy them AFTER a dip. I am bullish and love what the market is doing; but let’s face it, this is madness. The market will correct, as it always does. It always feels orgasmic just before death.

Remember that, fuck-face.

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41 comments

  1. Goldie

    Let’s face it, trading stocks is gambling period.

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  2. RosenRush

    I didn’t follow you into MWW but I will admit, I thought that was one that you were going to crush.

    Give DECK another look (I think you’re out of it right now), as it looks like it’s ready to go back to $90…or more.

    Also look at IBM for the $200 roll and CHK looks like it’s making a run.

    Full disclosure: I own DECK and IBM, still debating about buying CHK.

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  3. youknowitsme

    do people looking for jobs really use Monster? do companies looking for employees use it? it is a stupid site and a stupid company….sir

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  4. HalfBloodPope

    LMAO at the audio. Best way to wake up is laughing. I never appreciated how much the Long Island/Brooklyn accent makes one sound like a caveman until I outside of the bubble. Add a few uh’s in there and you IQ immediately drops below 80.

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    • The Fly

      LOL.

      very true

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      • Jakegint

        The Lawn Guyland ax-cent (sic) is the worst in the English speaking world.

        Even the Brooklyn accent (from which it is almost wholly derived) is better.

        I have assidiously worked at rendering it from my speech patterns, but if I’m pissed off, it blossoms full throated, and I sound like a Jackson Heights truck drivah, ovah heah.

        _______________

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        • HalfBloodPope

          Very true Mr. Jake. Anger brings it right out of its layer. It really is terrible.

          I also must also beg for my forgiveness regarding my previous post. My writing skills have always been lack luster.

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    • DaveyNC

      The only 100% effective contraception in the world is a Brooklyn accent.

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  5. The OG

    Earnings has sucked for me FIO, NFLX, and MWW. Huge blowups. Only thing that didn’t go against me was AAPL. FML…

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  6. The Fly

    are you on heroin?

    NFLX is +20

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  7. Tutti

    “The market will correct, as it always does. It always feels orgasmic just before death.”

    This is such a fucking pearl, its a shame 95% of traders won’t appreciate it

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  8. outofmiddleclass

    $MWW..well that certainly SUCKED to wake up too..was unaware they had earnings..lack of due diligence on my part..will follow the fly if he stays in or sells..

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  9. moolahheaven

    OMG this guy sounds like one of ‘da guys’ I woyked wit when I did manual lab-uh. But sir fly, you did say when you bought it you knew the co sucked, just that the employment “numb-ahs” would make it a bullish bet regardless of the CEO’s ineptitude. I’m in with a June 9 strike call…

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  10. Bravo

    Now I know what a Cro-Magnon sounds like…It’s official…good grief…

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  11. J

    lol

    Le Fly, how could invest in a firm with that diot as the CEO. 🙂

    What fuck is he talking about by mentioning Korea growing at 50%. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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    • HalfBloodPope

      LMAO. I have not laughed this much in a long time. Considering making the sound clip my new ring tone.

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    • moolahheaven

      I believe he ‘tinks it makes himself sound smahtuh’ badda bing badda boom… Edit, go get me a beeh an let me know when da eaonings call is ovah, I’m headin to kellsies bah

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  12. Bobby Boucher

    “The market will correct, as it always does”

    The market has unfinished business to the upside, sir. The “professional” money is still underinvested and, thus, the dips will be bought and the market will continue to girnd higher for a while yet. Here’s what I posted in Cajun’s blog yesterday;

    On a slightly more serious note, per the NAAIM, the “professional” money has been creeping into the market but is still quite a bit on the sidelines. As this money gets put to work the market will continue to grind higher. Tops in the market usually coincide with this indicator being above 80% for 3 consecutive weeks.

    http://www.naaim.org/naaimadsenttrend.aspx

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  13. The Fly

    I have decided to keep my MWW position due to the fact that the CEO is so stupid, he may just sell the company in order to go on vacation.

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  14. drummerboy

    think about some natty plays wprt,clne,fuck, even chk. specifically,transports are changing quickly in front of everyones eyes,and without the help of any government teet. waiting over 3 years to make this move,now is the time for serious consideration for some long term positions. as well, this thesis takes in a lot of consideration of what is transpiring in the mena hemisphere surrounding the settlements of earl.

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    • razorsedge

      good call, but im stickin w/ nat gas plays that use nat gas not drill for it

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      • drummerboy

        i’m goin for big heavy engine, and refueling stations.chk is the money bags and gas supplier.that will most likey be my triangle for now.even though some dont like how natty is gotten out of the ground, some of the natty only companies will end up as big xom.cop,etc

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  15. TheArtist

    I think your guy at Sterne[sic] is correct, MTW will go to 18.50, looks like in a straight line up too. That was a good call, also TEX is rocking daily.

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  16. JTU

    I got out of TER and FCX today and am building upon my cash position. POT disappointed the marhet a little but the stock didn’t really sell off so I am still holding. I would like to dump RVBD before earnings which is after today’s close.

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  17. JTU

    market “A game”

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  18. Jakegint

    Pabst Blue Ribbon running into that $32 resistance I mentioned fie’ollahs (sic) ($5) ago.

    Now up almost 29% for the year.
    ___________

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  19. chessNwine

    He sounds like he could be on WFAN with Francesa and Benigno.

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  20. lotto

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