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WILD BABOON VIOLATIONS

TO THE CONTRARY of what you believed would occur today, “The Fly” arrested the tape and fucking killed it. You thought all I had going for me was my nuts, via DMND. Wake the fuck up from your Mcgriddle induced coma and smell the green mountains. I am up 1.78% as you read this, SPEARHEADED by DECK, DMND, FSLR, SFLY, GSVC and SODA. I have earnings on deck with MWW and I’m scowling at you fuckers whilst eating chicken sushi atop powdered doughnuts.

Listening to my auditors droll on with prolixity about how most of you are not in compliance with iBC’s new “accredited investor” standard sapped the energy out of me.

This shit has been going on all day.

My auditors will execute 1,286 bannings today from the House of iBankCoin. Sadly, many of you, simply, aren’t qualified to read the scriptures published here.

Moving on.

I’m in buy mode for GSVC. Watch that fucker spiral higher ahead of the FBOOK ipo. Watch it go.

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54 comments

  1. JTU

    I appologize.

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  2. JTU

    Shorts are getting raped over NFLX results!

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    • The Fly

      GRAPED

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      • Jakegint

        LOFL!

        NEW VERB ALERT! NEW VERB ALERT!

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        • muktukchuck

          If we are talking linguistics —
          raw chicken is Sasami.

          Ya I know, I thought Nihon was somewhat civilized as well.

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          • The Fly

            Not if said chicken was served atop a powdered doughnut, making it sushi.

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          • muktukchuck

            Agreud.

            Wouldn’t eat the Sasami.

            As a show of respect for my Japanese hosts at the time I have eaten raw horse in Matsumoto (Basashi) and in Aichi maybe the goofiest = little live translucent fish swimming around in the serving bowl = Shirouo. I think it translates to fish dance?? All organic though, I’m pretty sure.

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  3. The Fly

    A game

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  4. clegger_2000

    McDonald’s Twitter debacle;

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcfail-mcdonalds-twitter-campaign-gets-191936843.html

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  5. allan

    what do you think of RBCN on this pullback, good volume lately…

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  6. panamaorange

    Good chance we printed the highs for the year today

    Now, EXACTLY what index drops fastest is unclear. At this point, it could be a photo finish between tech and smallcaps, as they race down towards the gates of hell.

    I’m not bearish on any of your specific stock picks, Fly. But, overall, this would be a damned good time to jump back into some TZA

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  7. JimH

    Fuck you and fuck the horse that you had the audacity to ride in on!

    And start reading labels, fool! Truly organic food is NOT inexpensive. Good food costs! Do the fucking research! There is ‘certified organic’ crap out there that is about 5% organic. The Dept. of Ag. has seen to it that just about anything can be labelled “organic”.

    You, sir, are an outstanding and diligent researcher as regards equities and the language of the market.

    Teach your wife or eldest to do similar research on organics and food in general, and they will become your teacher!

    regards!
    (yes… I qualify… and could subscribe if it would do me any good)

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  8. JimH

    Grateful for your assistance, I now am up over $70K today…. Time for a grass-fed 3/4″ rib-eye… and fuck you again!

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  9. Jakegint

    Up 4.2% today with 40% cash and after (stupidly) dumping AGQ and NUGT just yesterday.

    The miners have gone grape, particularly SLW, ANV, SSRI, EXK, AG… and yes, AVL, oh AVL.

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    • clegger_2000

      AEM is mocking me.

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    • JimH

      tsk tsk… You at least have the NUGTs to admit a goof. For myself, i bought May $7 puts on Bac… not a lot, but enough for a band-aid.

      Hat’s off and G’day… shit… forgot that I’m banned…

      ahh Pinot Noir at 4 PM est is a delight!

      keep your powder dry… the dems are still there, amigo!

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      • drummerboy

        ha ha ha ha ha ha bac puts ! now i know your fucking STUPID ha ha ha aha bac puts………ha aha hahaha ahaha ………..

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    • drummerboy

      my agq,i like, i like. ah and its fucking screaming. this is when this s.o.b starts making 5-7 -9 handle moves……i believe i’m getting jig-gy………lol

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  10. Jakegint

    You know what should have been my tell?

    That fat dumbass Timmah crowing about how GDX was such a no brainer short.

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  11. Jakegint

    The Samurai Seven have also gone HAM led by PBR (up 28% this year), with an overall 11.2% return since January 1st.

    COP, however, is still down!

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    • drummerboy

      fuck cop jake and the divy that it rode in on.your Pabst will be the next xom if the “new coalition” has their way with trading precious for earl. so will ptr. the fall of american oil companies is heah.

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  12. The Equalizer

    In other news today, this kid didn’t just save her mom’s life, but she’s got a great career ahead of her in finance:

    http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topstories/story/Life-saving-awards-handed-out-at-Sarasota-fire/gJ1_YlPOU0in7hHRCm260w.cspx

    “I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza.”

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    • drummerboy

      godamn,now i know that the fly is at least somewhat inspiring to todays kids. pizza for all.

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  13. razorsedge

    dmnd, + 15.6% since the 18th. thanks fly.

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  14. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Today’s winners:

    LCC < Thnx Fly

    ECA < Thnx Me

    MDR < Thnx Fly

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  15. noodle

    If I don’t do nothing, I’mma ball.
    I’m countin’ all day, like a clock on the wall.

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  16. LD

    My ignorance may expose me as not up to this site’s standards but I have a general question about setting stops.

    If I set a stop well below the bid/ask and the stock leaps down, sells just my shares, and then rockets up, is there something shady going on there?

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  17. LD

    Never mind. I get it. It’s just a scummy trading method.

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  18. dave

    Short APPL now. Lawyers are lining up to sue for “iPad neck”.

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.89b977dd5b786d4355e1a3521c5d20b8.61&show_article=1

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  19. Mr. Partridge

    Bears violated by Baboons … I just had a visual….

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  20. FerdtheMoonCat

    I did, too. It wasn’t pretty.

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  21. DRAXWIN

    I think everyone and their dog is crushing equities and whoppers right now, I mean come on… My biggest holding AKS is up like 30% for me

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