TO THE CONTRARY of what you believed would occur today, “The Fly” arrested the tape and fucking killed it. You thought all I had going for me was my nuts, via DMND. Wake the fuck up from your Mcgriddle induced coma and smell the green mountains. I am up 1.78% as you read this, SPEARHEADED by DECK, DMND, FSLR, SFLY, GSVC and SODA. I have earnings on deck with MWW and I’m scowling at you fuckers whilst eating chicken sushi atop powdered doughnuts.
Listening to my auditors droll on with prolixity about how most of you are not in compliance with iBC’s new “accredited investor” standard sapped the energy out of me.
This shit has been going on all day.
My auditors will execute 1,286 bannings today from the House of iBankCoin. Sadly, many of you, simply, aren’t qualified to read the scriptures published here.
Moving on.
I’m in buy mode for GSVC. Watch that fucker spiral higher ahead of the FBOOK ipo. Watch it go.
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I appologize.
Apologize!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0XBHpXLkUs
Shorts are getting raped over NFLX results!
GRAPED
LOFL!
NEW VERB ALERT! NEW VERB ALERT!
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If we are talking linguistics —
raw chicken is Sasami.
Ya I know, I thought Nihon was somewhat civilized as well.
Not if said chicken was served atop a powdered doughnut, making it sushi.
Agreud.
Wouldn’t eat the Sasami.
As a show of respect for my Japanese hosts at the time I have eaten raw horse in Matsumoto (Basashi) and in Aichi maybe the goofiest = little live translucent fish swimming around in the serving bowl = Shirouo. I think it translates to fish dance?? All organic though, I’m pretty sure.
A game
McDonald’s Twitter debacle;
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcfail-mcdonalds-twitter-campaign-gets-191936843.html
what do you think of RBCN on this pullback, good volume lately…
I SOLD IT TWO WEEKS AGO. WAKE UP
lol…
just wondering if you’d repeat…thats what stocks do, go up/down yes?
wait til it comes down to 9.50ish… squeeze is coming…
Good chance we printed the highs for the year today
Now, EXACTLY what index drops fastest is unclear. At this point, it could be a photo finish between tech and smallcaps, as they race down towards the gates of hell.
I’m not bearish on any of your specific stock picks, Fly. But, overall, this would be a damned good time to jump back into some TZA
Hah! teeny tiny little chance that’s the high for 2012.
Fuck you and fuck the horse that you had the audacity to ride in on!
And start reading labels, fool! Truly organic food is NOT inexpensive. Good food costs! Do the fucking research! There is ‘certified organic’ crap out there that is about 5% organic. The Dept. of Ag. has seen to it that just about anything can be labelled “organic”.
You, sir, are an outstanding and diligent researcher as regards equities and the language of the market.
Teach your wife or eldest to do similar research on organics and food in general, and they will become your teacher!
regards!
(yes… I qualify… and could subscribe if it would do me any good)
You could stick you head in a cows ass and get a pretty good look at a t-bone
YOUR NET WORTH IS INADEQUATE.
Grateful for your assistance, I now am up over $70K today…. Time for a grass-fed 3/4″ rib-eye… and fuck you again!
BANNED
doubtful… but it’s your call.
Your net worth came in a bit light. Sorry.
oh god… if you only knew…
may you feel the sun on your cheeks and the wind at your back tomorrow, sir!
As for me, luck seldom is an issue.
INTERNET BIG DICKS
UNBANNED. That response was golden.
Up 4.2% today with 40% cash and after (stupidly) dumping AGQ and NUGT just yesterday.
The miners have gone grape, particularly SLW, ANV, SSRI, EXK, AG… and yes, AVL, oh AVL.
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AEM is mocking me.
tsk tsk… You at least have the NUGTs to admit a goof. For myself, i bought May $7 puts on Bac… not a lot, but enough for a band-aid.
Hat’s off and G’day… shit… forgot that I’m banned…
ahh Pinot Noir at 4 PM est is a delight!
keep your powder dry… the dems are still there, amigo!
ha ha ha ha ha ha bac puts ! now i know your fucking STUPID ha ha ha aha bac puts………ha aha hahaha ahaha ………..
my agq,i like, i like. ah and its fucking screaming. this is when this s.o.b starts making 5-7 -9 handle moves……i believe i’m getting jig-gy………lol
watch and learn, asshat
You know what should have been my tell?
That fat dumbass Timmah crowing about how GDX was such a no brainer short.
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Indeed!
Why do you read him? just curious …
The Samurai Seven have also gone HAM led by PBR (up 28% this year), with an overall 11.2% return since January 1st.
COP, however, is still down!
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fuck cop jake and the divy that it rode in on.your Pabst will be the next xom if the “new coalition” has their way with trading precious for earl. so will ptr. the fall of american oil companies is heah.
In other news today, this kid didn’t just save her mom’s life, but she’s got a great career ahead of her in finance:
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topstories/story/Life-saving-awards-handed-out-at-Sarasota-fire/gJ1_YlPOU0in7hHRCm260w.cspx
“I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza.”
godamn,now i know that the fly is at least somewhat inspiring to todays kids. pizza for all.
dmnd, + 15.6% since the 18th. thanks fly.
Today’s winners:
LCC < Thnx Fly
ECA < Thnx Me
MDR < Thnx Fly
If I don’t do nothing, I’mma ball.
I’m countin’ all day, like a clock on the wall.
My ignorance may expose me as not up to this site’s standards but I have a general question about setting stops.
If I set a stop well below the bid/ask and the stock leaps down, sells just my shares, and then rockets up, is there something shady going on there?
Your stop was too tight.
running the stops
The fuckers hunt those stops!
What fuckers? Who is running the stops?
Never mind. I get it. It’s just a scummy trading method.
Short APPL now. Lawyers are lining up to sue for “iPad neck”.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.89b977dd5b786d4355e1a3521c5d20b8.61&show_article=1
Already settled for iPad balls.
Bears violated by Baboons … I just had a visual….
I did, too. It wasn’t pretty.
I think everyone and their dog is crushing equities and whoppers right now, I mean come on… My biggest holding AKS is up like 30% for me