The cromagnons over at Zerohedge, collectively, are suffering from erectile dysfunction this morning, as the miniature guillotines aka “dick-choppers” roll into Wall Street to exact revenge against those who bet against the world order.
The trap was laid late last week by luring people into dynamite rigged FAZmobiles– with the hopes that yields in Europe meant the end. Ask yourself, did the European Union throw the kitchen sink at the problem? Did you really think they would elect for Woodshedder’s form of justice through ridiculously unnecessary pain and suffering via unorganized defaults? It’s fucking laughable.
Europe is rising and the bulls are firmly in control, for the time being.
This is where the weak hands, those unable to sustain volatility, get off the roller coaster and go make some pancakes for themselves. I am talking directly to many of you. The market is not for everyone. This shit practically kills me 4-5 times per year, every year, no matter how good/seasoned I am. If you are unable to deal with losses, sell today and enjoy the holidays with a little more money in your cheap ass jeans.
“The Fly” will not sell today because it is his destiny to win big and his denim is premium.
Let’s chat in a few hours and see if the bulls can hold onto this nuclear football or detonate themselves.
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The Fly wins yet again! Oh wait, he’s still down.
Anyway, the fly has a time machine and knows that he will win.
Flat. Up after today.
Fuck off.
too easy
Fly- where do your YTD gains stand today? Still recommend silver and refiners? How about MOS, POT, AGU?
0%.
I gave back 16% over the past 3 weeks.
Happy?
love
meaning the honesty, natch!
i hope Alf doesnt get accused of abuse towards poor verne troyer today.
… I covered MOST of my SHORT last week (Wed. & Fri.) … and “nibbled” some TNA on Friday !
Holding a small TYP position as a “hedge” !
All posted … rat heah on dis heah blog !
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Verne Troyer has been very very good to me !
I can assure you that I would never harm so much as a hair on his lil head !
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yea bro
C’mon with the Yelawolf…
Fly, I’m going to make your morning… Check out “The Rap Board” –
http://therapboard.com/
lol
It’s in alphabetical order.
No pancakes here, but did go striper fishing instead this morning.
Killed them last weekend, but nada this weekend – the bite has turned quicker than a Cramer “sell” call.
Quint I first read stripper fish, and then ask which brass pole do you use !
lol…little early for that…if she’s on the pole at 6am, throw it back.
Fly,
arent you concerned that yields in EZ are still getting wider as market rallies.
as much as I like the equity markets, credit usually tells us what is really happenning.
no arguement here that we were due for a pop, but is this the fade?
yields are coming in this morning/
lol…bring on the pain and suffering! No guns, no guts!
Indeed, the bulls need a chance to unload however. Even apocalypse can’t move in a straight line apparently.
The pain isn’t unnecessary, it is a function of 30 years of overspending. The sooner people stop lying about it sooner we can fix it,
$FAZ mobile covered in black smoke…. and it stinks like burning fur and skin..
PS. Now go buy some stocks… they are still cheap
Call me an idiot, but I bought TNA on the back of the PPT last Thursday when it hit bottom.
Thinking too hard about this market is simply for the birds.
Buy and sell when the PPT tells ya and a little finesse.
Dollah down fitty cent already this morning.
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Hollah!
Suggestion on the colorful description of our friends from Zero —
“Cro Magnons” actually evolved into the current strain of homo sapiens seen wearing burlap onion bags to work this morning.
It’s the Neanderthals that went extinct.
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Well said Fly.
Jim Cramer is a space alien !
What a lil troll he is !
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GSV Capital Corp.
Increases Holdings in Facebook and Twitter and Invests in Other “Stars of
Tomorrow”
WOODSIDE, Calif., Nov. 28, 2011 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) — GSV Capital Corp.,
“GSV”, (Nasdaq:GSVC) today announced additions to the investments it has
completed since September 30th. GSV has recently increased its holdings in
Facebook, Inc., adding 125,000 shares for a total of 350,000 shares or 14.3%
of the Net Asset Value of the fund. The Company also increased its holdings
in Twitter, Inc., adding 330,000 shares for a total of 735,600 shares or
16.6% of the Net Asset Value of the fund. GSV has also acquired shares in a
group of venture capital backed private companies, including ZocDoc, Inc.,
Grockit, Inc., The Echo System Corp. and Control 4, Inc. Since going public
in April 2011, GSV has invested $62 million in a total of 18 VC backed
private companies.
“We are particularly excited about the recent round of new investments
because they represent both high-profile and sought-after social media
companies as well as what we believe are the up and coming venture-backed
companies that are innovating in their respective industries. The rate and
pace of GSV’s investments reflect the power of our network to source deals at
attractive terms,” said Michael T. Moe, GSV Capital’s CEO and CIO. “The GSV
portfolio has honed in on megatrends that are transforming how people
communicate and connect all over the world and the fund offers investors the
unique ability to tap into the value-creation of these private companies in a
publicly traded, liquid security.”
Investment Details:
Since the end of the quarter ended September 30, 2011, GSV made new
investments in a number of companies, including:
— ZocDoc, Inc., a free online service for patients to find and schedule
doctor and dentist appointments. ZocDoc’s investors include Khosla
Ventures, Bezos Expeditions, DST Global, Founders Fund, Goldman Sachs,
and Marc Benioff, Chairman and CEO of Salesforce.com.
— Grockit, Inc., a leading social learning game provider. Grockit’s
investors include Benchmark Capital, Atlas Venture and Integral Capital
Partners.
— The Echo Systems Corp., a social analytics and engagement platform that
enables brands to extract insights from website visitors, reward their
most influential customers and drive more revenue per user.
— Control 4, Inc., a leading provider of the operating system for the
smart home. Control4 investors include Foundation Capital and Cisco.
The investments completed since September 30th represent approximately $21
million in investments and 30% of GSV Capital’s Net Asset Value.
About GSV Capital Corp.
GSV Capital Corp. (Nasdaq:GSVC) is a publicly traded investment fund that
seeks to invest in high-growth, venture-backed private companies. Led by
industry veteran Michael Moe, the fund’s strategy is to provide investors
with access to the type of pre-IPO investments that have historically only
been available to angel investors and venture capitalists. GSVC’s current
portfolio provides access to leading, high-growth private companies such as
Twitter, Facebook, Chegg, GILT Groupe and Zynga. GSV Capital is headquartered
in Woodside, CA.
The GSV Capital Corp. logo is available at
http://www.globenewswire.com/newsroom/prs/?pkgid=9556
Forwarding-Looking Statements
Statements included herein may constitute “forward-looking statements,”
which relate to future events or our future performance or financial
condition. These statements are not guarantees of future performance,
condition or results and involve a number of risks and uncertainties. Actual
results may differ materially from those in the forward-looking statements as
a result of a number of factors, including those described from time to time
in our filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. GSV Capital Corp.
undertakes no duty to update any forward-looking statements made herein.
BIG NEWS.
Twitter and Facebook more than 30% of fund.
Bigger news — doing shit w. Khosla.
The dude is the real playah.
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Break out the oatmeal…let’s get this rally going in true Fly fashion.
Ah, now we will get the “Stocks are Still Cheap” chorus.
Perhaps.
This puppy is still a land mind. If you think it can be predicted on a short term basis……..well, place your “bets”.
My watch list of BAX, (bought some Friday), ORCL, PAYX, INFY,NVS,XOM, SYY, MMM, K, LH, and PEP (in that order of “cheapness”, a term I hate) just got a tad less cheap.
Still sitting on the fence at 50% equity and 50% other stuff.
Would love to see a quick reversal lower but in the end will hit what’s pitched.
Market gapped up this morning so going to wait till she takes a mid-day or end-day dump. The dump to close the gap may take a couple of days, if not today. Sitting this one out. Volume is too thick… a blow-out trap. Not chasing here. Manipulators want me to chase but it’s not happening…
What the fuck is “too thick” volume?
Remove the word “phuck” from your question and I may answer that.
oh jeez-
… think Pico de Gallo …
or, maybe a nice Black Bean Mole !
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Mr.Fly, where do you see USG going from here?
I sold
Good call. I will follow suite.
WNR? Still waaaay down from highs.
I sold 90% of it at 17. Why do you ask?
Was more contemplating dip buys actually, certainly not gloating.