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More than 700 Arrested on Brooklyn Bridge for Being Losers

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Up until now, I’ve ignored this Occupy Wall Street crap. However, the shit they pulled yesterday resulted in a 2 hour traffic delay for yours truly. I do not like being inconvenienced, especially by unemployed hipsters. Don’t they know 0bama is the biggest Wall Street supporter in the country? These dicksuckers should go to Washington and demand 0bama’s organic resignation, instead of fucking around with my traffic algorithms.

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107 comments

  1. synackf1n

    Kinda sad, they didn’t figure out the game of life the first time around, so now they protest for a second chance.

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  2. ThePeach

    Fly get your minions under control up there in NYC. Looks like the fk-in streets of Greece.

    There is a reason this shit never happens down South here and if it does it never makes the paper.

    Tell Ray Kelly to man up before this shit gets out of control and spreads.

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  3. MOTV8

    LMAO @ “traffic algorithms”!

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  4. drummerboy

    only women hate to be inconvenienced.

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    • wilmer

      Ouch!

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      • drummerboy

        it’s true. and guys dont give a fuck

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        • The Fly

          So it’s a manly thing to sit in traffic for 3 fucking hours? I’m sure you’d enjoy that, no?

          You must have a small penis, running around making such outrageous manly claims.

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          • drummerboy

            i have been stuck, for 8 hours in a POS truck that had no heat,during a shit snow storm.

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          • 401ker

            Real men have 4-wheel drive so snow shouldn’t matter, but unless you willing to go sidewalk driving and subsequently to jail traffic delays suck and people who deliberately cause them deserve to be sentenced to sit in the DMV for 24/7 for 1 month of every hr they caused the jam.

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          • drummerboy

            asshole,i was driving a truck decades before your picture was on a license and years before 4 wheel drive. you wouldnt know what a real man was if you kicked you in the head.

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          • Blind Read Ant

            In a duel, my money’s on Heaterman db.

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          • Dr Fly

            Well I will only say that if you don’t care about being stuck in traffic, you should have a brain biopsy

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          • MetalLeg

            How do you compare delays due to a snowstorm to delays caused by these imbeciles acting on something they have no clue about?

            One is a natural occurrence and the other is caused by some douchebag who wants to make a name for himself.

            I took the Williamsburg Bridge in and Manhattan Bridge out today and avoided the Brooklyn Bridge although it appeared to be moving okay today. If they do that shit to me, I’ll do the cops a favor and mow em down.

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          • drummerboy

            you wont do shit metal brain

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          • Mad_Scientist

            And pretending to enjoy that was “manly?”

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          • coin

            ah these damn communists

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          • Blind Read Ant

            I had heard most of the west coast unemployed had “gone east young (girly) man, go east.”

            Now I see it’s true.

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  5. Spooky

    I was on my way to a nicer life, and then the dirty bankers blocked my road. My kids kindergarten class goes from 20 to 26, teachers aids are laid off, and 8 million lose their jobs.

    The game of life is a bitch.

    That said, I would have lost my shit sitting in traffic on account of these people. I am not unsympathetic.

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  6. md386

    I’m kinda surprised the fly didn’t get some use out of his rambo knife. That’ll teach those losers to protest on his way home.

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  7. Spooky

    I guess my broader point is simply: everyone plays the game with the cards and weapons they are dealt. I can’t blame them for trying.

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    • lol

      Except there isn’t a single Environment with the deck stacked against someone that there hasn’t been at least one person to succeed.
      If the deck is stacked against you, find a way to change the rules. Put in the work to be a better person and to be dealt a better hand. There is always someone who has had it worse and still succeeded do you think Oprah was born rich? Protesting someone elses behavior is for losers that aren’t willing to take responsibility for their lives and do something they can control rather than hoping to bitch and complain until someone gives them a handout.

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      • Testicules

        do as Oprah does not what Oprah says…

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      • Spooky

        So if bankers are raping industry after industry, I should put in the work to “be a better person.” That’s delusional to the exact degree that it doesn’t recognize 1) that the bankers are destroying these industries and 2) if you accept point one as the reality, “being a better person” would amount to simply joining them in aforesaid destruction.

        So what do you mean by “being a better person”? If I’m being a better person by working hard to educate children in this country, how exactly would I become better as my pension funds are raided and destroyed?

        Please explain? Should all the bus drivers in America start their own cottage industry bus business? Is it really possible to have 300 million entrepreneurs in this country? Or does someone have to clean up after dinner and get paid a living wage for doing it?

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  8. flyaway18

    Space Alien Magaicians should have no problem circumnavigating a traffic tieup unless you’ve decided to park the rocket ship for the duration of this bear market.

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    • drummerboy

      he he. it;s in the shop for a tune up and wash and wax:)

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    • flyaway18

      That would magicians and they when using plural but I only know of one SAM so I should have gone with singular. As for the protesters, when I researched the story for details online, The Huffington Post reported that protesters were told by the police to take the demonstration from the brooklyn Bridge sidewalk onto the bridge, whereupon they began arresting folks. Since I walk to work most days, my heart goes out to those who have long commutes.

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    • The Fly

      the Space rocket is in the shop.

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  9. kilroy

    The NYPD told them clear as day that they would be arrested if they obstructed bridge traffic and even offered to let them go if they relented. BI has good coverage:

    http://www.businessinsider.com/video-of-nypd-cop-warning-the-protesters-2011-10

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  10. William The Conqueror
    William The Conqueror

    What, no flamethrowers? I thought New York City had a first class police force.

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    • drummerboy

      no,rahm emanual hired your guy to lead the corrupt chicago police dept.only cause knew yourk had a model that needed to be copied,not that we didnt have our own corrupt model that worked well

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  11. Anonymous

    MESSAGE FROM ANONYMOUS TO THE FLY aka “LAP DOG OF THE ELITE”:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC9Vyt1ZBpQ

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    • drummerboy

      the fed will shower the poor with free money. and you will all go home and eat turkey and mashed potatoes with peas.and that will be the end of that

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    • JakeGint

      Now THAT is some pretty creepy shite.

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    • Thomas

      If Anonymous were as good at computer hacking as they claim to be and if they really wanted to attack Wall Street, they should…

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  12. Trading_Nymph

    Ahhh, was the Protesters Chanting “yes we can”? Obama really did turn out to be rather a lame president imho, not evil like the one before him…but really lame.

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    • 401ker

      Just imagine what havoc McCain and Palin could have caused

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      • JakeGint

        Yeah, right. McCain would have signed Obamacare, Dodd-Frank,etc, and given away $900 bn to the public service unions while cranking up the NLRB, EPA, FCC, OCC, SEC, FDA, etc, etc, to uniformly obstruct businesses and further long time utopian aims that could never be passed even through a left wing Congress.

        He would have done ALL that, just like Obama did and continues to do, right?

        You have a dog’s brain.

        A very small, nervous dog’s brain.

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        • Trading_Nymph

          Jim McCain is a good guy, met him briefly once. I find politics boring. But, his life story is amazing, living each day unable to lift his arms up cuz of being tortured..he would have been a good president, for the Prom Queen..ah, still not sure why he picked her? But, damn, her times on her marathons are way better then me..so I have to give her props. I run so slow.

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  13. ALopez

    Eh, until I see camels and sling-shots this sh*t is simply weak-sauce.

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    • drummerboy

      more like camel toe and secret sauce

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    • JakeGint

      Yeah, pretty fucking arrogant. “This is our Arab Spring.” Yeah, right. Except instead of a bullet in your brain it’s a little pepper spray in your new perm.

      Trust fund asshats.

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  14. ruggyup

    Protesters and whining traders remind me of retiring(2 decades late) Andy Rooney’s definition of a Vegetarian – lousy hunter.

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  15. HFT Robot

    The guys are idiots…blocking the Crooklyn Bridge on a Saturday – big deal…no one cares and no one will notice.

    If they want to draw some attention, they should break up into 10 different groups and block all the tunnels and bridges leading into Manhattan on a Monday morning!

    This group can’t even protest right…

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  16. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    700? I am going over there with my hot dog cart. Hopefully, they have some money to spend, although they look like unemployed Marxists who majored in Peace Studies, Philosophy, or Women’s Studies while running up thousands in student loans.
    I just don’t know which will sell better. My New York Dog with red onion sauce or my Vienna Beef Chicago style dog.

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  17. Mad_Scientist

    LOL at these turds. Wallstreet should protest them, but no one really cares about them enough to do so.

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  18. Occupy Wall Street
    Occupy Wall Street

    So, instead of the Fly supporting them, now you are abusing them. Is it their fault that the Wall Street has made this country what it is.

    Mother fucking wall street bastards speculate oil to 80/ 90/ 100/ 110$ which creeps into every item people buy. How can organizations afford to see such inflation and still employ people? What fucking demand does oil have?

    Fly, Instead of supporting that protest, you are cursing them. Atleast they are man enough to do it. If you couldn’t support them, sit in a corner but don’t curse them because you had to enjoy in your freaking car.

    What a travesty!

    A big boo to all of you couch surfers abusing that protest. It is because of you that Wall Street and Politicians are playing the game.

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    • coin

      yeah oil is the most manipuleted commodity, but wall street is what has made america great…tell this fucking dicksuckers in dc that you would like to work…

      ps. dont be a fucking communist

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      • Occupy Wall Street
        Occupy Wall Street

        So are you telling me Wall Street made America great in the 1700s, 1800s, and 1900s when Wall Street had no influence? You loser!

        Why 1900s? Till the recent fucking 2000 year, WallStreet had minimum influence on oil. Recessions come and go but they don’t hurt people if commodities are under control.

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        • coin

          lol when did wall street not have influence? dont remember the honorable men who bailed out the state banks? no?

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        • JakeGint

          Another dog brain. Google “Buttonwood Agreement” and LEARN SOMETHING instead of believing everything you read in some far left, a-historical, anti-economic screed sheet.

          Remember this — the Statists can only come back to power by erasing history — and in practical terms, that means they must work to prevent you from learning the history of the United States and the world.

          That history is replete with their failure…

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      • Spooky

        wall street destroyed America once before. What made America great does not stand a chance of surviving for one millisecond on wall street. Be honest.

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        • coin

          no washington destroyed america

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          • Occupy Wall Street
            Occupy Wall Street

            Dude, There is a washington in every country, every era, every dynasty. Politics have been there forever playing their role.

            But, this wall street greed in USA currently is fucking your country. Get your head off the wall street’s ass.

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          • JakeGint

            Dog’s brain — Please get yourself to the bookstore. Do you like “The New York Times?”

            Maybe you’ll like this book by it’s Pulitzer Prize winning business writer documenting the destruction of the mortgage and consequently, banking industry:

            Gretchen Morgenson’s “Reckless Endangerment.”

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          • noodle

            If these guys really want to save the planet, then they should support oils monumental advance to $1000/barrel, because then the only person left driving would be me. I would cruise by in my Benz, gingerly lobbing succulent $100 tomatoes at your head, of which you would collect in burlap sacks in a covetous fashion.

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          • JakeGint

            Doppleganger fail.

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          • noodle

            lol

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    • Ultramarine

      Buzz off, OWS. You protesters are 5 years too late to raise a fuss about this.

      Over the past few years the issue of excessive greed and lack of ethics has gone well beyond Wall Street. Your protest is ignoring all the hedge funds, pension funds and sovereign debt and wealth funds that are _not_ on Wall Street, taking over trading where the investment banks have exited.

      Most of the US banks have wrapped up their prop-trading operations, as they don’t have enough capital to fund them, and are too busy dealing with their own problems, with unpaid mortgages, bad debt write-offs, and legislation that castrates them from taking on any more undue risk. The US big banks won’t recover for years without Fed and government support.

      And if the US banks go down we will certainly be in a depression that has no quick solution to get out of. All those banking employees will be on the street protesting with you against….what exactly, if the banks are gone?

      You OWS people have no solutions since you don’t really understand the problems. All you’re good at is using social media to pull in a bunch of people to scream about things you don’t like, and perhaps recruit a few organizations that find political value from being associated with the protests (unions, etc.).

      But in the end the protests are counterproductive since they aren’t targeted at the right parties. You should be protesting the government and loose fiscal and regulatory policies, as governments worldwide laid the foundation for this mess to happen in the first place.

      What’s left of the Wall Street fat cats can certainly hear you people barking, but they can’t do a damn thing about the issues, as they are currently at the mercy of the market and the government.

      Meanwhile investment funds outside of Wall Street can operate unabated.

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    • Castor

      You say that oil has no demand and yet you say that its price raise creeps into everything. “What demand does oil have?” What kind of question is that? Everything? Oil prices will only keep rising and will go well above $100 within a year or two. Fools can always deny the issue (tight spare supply) but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

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  19. Colonel von Ryan
    Colonel von Ryan

    What we need is a Million-Men-With-Guns march. Until then we as a group are sheep, easily herded into a Harvard-Yale leadership vacuum. States get bonuses for signing up food stamp recipients. Spanish television stations dole out information on how to get a license, credit cards, medicare/medicaid and don’t forget in-state tuition. On the other end of the spectrum Leo Apotheker gets a 9M severance package for running a once proud company into the ground. But remember this, in America leadership starts at the bottom and works it’s way to the top. But “They” are working feverishly to make sure that we dis-remember this uniquely American trait…

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    • Occupy Wall Street
      Occupy Wall Street

      So suddenly a group of million men will appear or what? Chickens like Le Fly are abusing them, and how will “a million” appear with guns?

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      • noodle

        Somebody got really mad at me on the train yesterday, because he asked what I did, and I said trade stocks (I was considering saying “funemployed”) and he said ohh bad time for that, and I said yeah, if you only buy shit. Then he called me a evil crook who is stealing from the people, and exited the train yelling “get a trade and make some real money, you crook”. This is why you don’t talk to people on the train.

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  20. Testicules

    the million with guns are already there

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  21. T-Bird

    What is a traffic algorithm?

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  22. mtp1

    too bad they could not arrest them all at $1000 fine each… easy money

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  23. mtp1

    Ok fly… you worshipped at the feet of WNR for entire year now its in the 12’s… are you a buyer soon ..are they not a cash machine at this time (crack spread in 30’s) . I am thinking of loading up on WNR calls… what do you think ???

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  24. HFT Robot

    Effective protesting is not just about complaining.

    It is about complaining and having an answer…these people don’t have an answer, just the complaining.

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  25. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    How dare those fucking protesters hold up Sir Fly when he has important errands to run.
    Go down to the holding cell and throw some hot slices of pizza in their faces.

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  26. JimCramer

    Hey its Jim

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  27. ecchymosis

    I have lobbied my DC politicians to pass a bill legalizing shooting those who impede the flow of traffic by protesting

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  28. flyaway18

    It’s pretty funny to read people’s opinions on this blog when they get angry at each other. Don’t you realize there are more important issues to discuss here, such as, what has happened to Alf44 and will Jose Mann return a different poster after listening to a Greg Solomon video?

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  29. Occupy Wall Street
    Occupy Wall Street

    https://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/occupied-wall-street-journal-issue-1.jpg?w=375&h=500

    THE REVOLUTION BEGINS AT HOME!

    The stupid media that we think atleast gave some importance to this. Hahahaha…Le Fly is pissed off that he had to sit in a corner for 2 hours. Barking dogs seldom bite = who is the prime example here boys?

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  30. Half Blood Pope

    If the NYPD tasered just one of the protesters while their arms were interlocked how many protesters would go down?

    They should have tried it but only after an appropriate over/under was allowed to be wagered upon.

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    • Occupy Wall Street
      Occupy Wall Street

      Sadist bastard!

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      • Half Blood Pope

        If you own a pair berkinstocks you fall into one of three subcategories; European, unemployed, or gay. No offense to gays for being lumped in with the other two.

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    • inandout

      I think just the last one would get the bulk of the charge. Remembering the days of the telephone pole games, where the shock from the first Guy who grabs the pole rocks the last one to be grabbed or the unexpecting one at the end of line. Now kids have Xbox and ps3.

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  31. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Yeah, a lot should flop on a taser !

    More than 15 ? ……. 25 ?

    http://youtu.be/Xzkd_m4ivmc

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  32. riggedgame

    If you pussies were around in 1968, you wuda seen some REAL riots.

    I regard those as the Good Old Days.

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  33. Ol' Jack Burton

    Time to melt down Statue of Liberty for copper content and ask France for something useful – guillotine at corner of Wall Street and Broad. First up, Lloyd – hahaha, look at Lloyd’s headless body running around like a chicken!

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  34. inandout

    Correction -It was the faulty street pole game. Fly? Bobby? u guys must of heard of this growing up or seen it played on a street near you.

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  35. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    http://youtu.be/Xzkd_m4ivmc

    Never heard of the electrocute yourself game.
    What name do I know inandout by ?

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    • inandout

      Only the last guy in line or to get grabbed gets shocked. During 3rd grade Ive seen it played a lot mainly at one bus stop in Brooklyn with a faulty street light pole that shocked you if you touched it anywhere. I accidentally touched it once as many other unsuspecting kids did as it went unfixed for at least a year. If you touched it and simultaneously grabbed the guy next to you only he would get shocked. Sometimes 20 or 30 kids would hold hands the one nearest to the pole would grab it and only the bigger idiot(since we were all dumb) at the end of the line would get shocked ,next the person at the front would have to let go for the shock to stop or if someone in the middle broke the line the shock would go to the kid next to them . Then there was this one older kid who would grab whoever was next to him and grab the pole at the same time and surprise shock them .
      Popes comment made me remember this old game, Which made me think the guy at the end would get it with the taser the worst.

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  36. Woodshedder

    The problem is, a lot of them aren’t unemployed. They are professionals agitators. See this, for example…
    http://biggovernment.com/laborunionreport/2011/10/02/meet-occupywallsts-jeffrae-professional-rabble-rouser-agitator-organizer-labor-activist/

    That dude makes more than 115K a year.

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  37. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Great find, Woodshedder.

    Down in the comments section, someone sleuthed the registered name and address of Occupytheplanet in Kentucky.

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