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RUN FOR THE HILLS

If you already live in the hills, stay where you are. Everyone else, pack your shit and run out of your homes RIGHT NOW. This market is being liquidated by a hedge fund failure. Some loser who lost his mojo, most likely valued $5 billion+ in personal net worth, stopped giving a fuck about his AUM. As a result, his billion dollar hedge fund Red Sox’d itself this year.

2011 is one of the hardest trading years I’ve ever seen. Hell, I am +3% for the year, after racking up 60%+ gains for the past 3 years. Needless to say, if I am having a hard time trading this market, just imagine how my peers with small brains are doing. Ha, those fuckers are vomiting on themselves, as we speak, doing lines of blow off garbage cans.

Stoically, I remain 70% cash. However, my longs are getting shot in the face, namely WNR. And, my shorts are higher, EXH, LM, TROW, ERY, NTRS. It’s just one of those days. However, even with the sun, moon and stars aligning against me today, I am practically unch, due to my fantastically grande cash horde.

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36 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    what the fuck is going on here?

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  2. lol

    watching XLE and OIH as “tells” since copper has done nothing but fall

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  3. Yogi & Boo Boo

    It’s the fit hitting the Sham.

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  4. ruggyup

    Quoting Howard Lindzon, “We are entering the 3 F’s. Fear, Failure and Fcked.”

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    • Beating him at the woods
      Beating him at the woods

      No, we are waiting for the woodshitter’s indicator to cross while everything is being shred to shits. His indicator will cross when the market goes to hell.

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  5. Dr Genius

    Watch these fuckers selling to raise cash and thereby hurting themselves. The pain will continue to mount as the margin calls pile in.

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  6. logicalthought

    >>Needless to say, if I am having a hard time trading this market, just imagine how my peers with small brains are doing.<<

    Lol… Hilarious!

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    We go higher! HuggieBear has coin to bank.

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  8. The V.King

    Fly thanks for the STEC call

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  9. The V.King

    It only makes me stronger….

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  10. lol

    Bernanke is just praying (preying) for a crash so we beg for more of the QE that poison’s us.

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  11. JakeGint

    Running for the Hills doesn’t seem like it would be such a bad thing.

    No?

    _________

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  12. Trading_Nymph

    Wait until China gets back from their Holiday they are starting next week…then we will really be in trouble when the world realizes they ain’t buying like 2009/2010…finally I will get my SPX 1120 taken out. Until then I, I sit and wait as we chop.

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  13. Hermes

    Market is moving higher guys. Don’t believe the psyops from the shorts.

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    • The Fly

      yes, the market is moving higher, unless you are long one of many momo stocks today.

      How many of you are long DIA?

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      • Hermes

        All my shit is in blue chips. In this market anything less would be self-betrayal. I know some go for the Shiite style self-flagellation by buying the cheap shit. You get what you pay for.

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        • The Fly

          ok, so name some blue chips.

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          • Hermes

            IBM has worked out for me over the last two years. They have been around for a 100 years, and learned a few lessons over that time frame and I know a little bit about enterprise software. Oracle has done well over the last two years and those guys should be around for a while.

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  14. J

    If it’s who I think it is … wow what a flash in the pan that was.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Can’t be Paulson, can it? He’s been on everyone’s radar.

      Fuck, I should just go use the PPT screener

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  15. The Zombie

    Yet another brilliant/hilarious post.
    I’m running.

    The Fly is God.

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  16. ruggyup

    Fly’s post reminds me of a t shirt I saw, on the guy’s back it said, “I am a trained bomb technician, if you see me running try to catch up”

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  17. Bobby Boucher

    Are we to assume from the BoSox reference that you are speaking of one John W. Henry?

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  18. Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion
    Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion

    I spend so much time in the hills that I am becoming fond of them. Maybe I am turning into a hillbilly. For a longer term investor, this market is utter chaos.

    Every time I blink I miss huge market moves. If I had cash in the game, that would be a disaster.

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  19. 'merica

    The market has gone full retard. TLT keeps creeping up.

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