iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Bannings Will Be Handed Out Liberally

Let’s clarify a few things, just so that we are on the same page.

I’ve been managing money for many, many years, enjoying success and enduring failures, all part and parcel of risk. Fortunately, I’ve had a lot more peaks than troughs, as many of my readers can attest to, visiting here throughout the years.

I do not like losing money. When I lose money, I get very, very moody. As such, my patience for your snarky comments is at an all-time low. I don’t care how long you’ve been reading the site, leaving little comments along the way. If you get out of line, you’re fucking banned. I will not offer safe quarter to any of you, only black flags and Greg Solomon videos.

Being banned from the site means you will not be able to access it. Should you attempt to find methods around my circle of death, I will invent new ones. You will not win, only lose, as it is in your nature.

You need to know, I am not here for you. I am not your investment manager and do not offer financial advice to any cretin on the web-o-sphere. Consider what you see here a television show, or better yet a movie. When you watch Batman jump off a skyscraper, landing on his feet as if it was a fucking garage to sidewalk drop, you don’t emulate him, do you?

In short, I am Batman; you are guy with popcorn. Fuck with me and I will come out of the movie screen, snatch your popcorn, and toss you out of the theatre.

UPDATE: I bought 3,000 TNA

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38 comments

  1. j

    This is the only show in town. The bans alone make it entertaining.

    I’m not excluding myself of course, but i think there ought to be one random banning a day. just to keep everyone on the straight and narrow.

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    • The Fly

      Back in the early days, you came very close to banned. Glad I kept you around.

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      • Bullish

        Pretty sure I was close to a banning too… either that or a skull crushing.

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      • j

        did I? Shit!

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      • j

        Oh I get get… the green tick is all about the fact that I think Gold Sack is a great firm and zerohedge sucks populated by a bunch of cry baby beta male losers.

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  2. j

    And the dow up 15.. could this be liftoff day for the first time in weeks?

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    • Kenny Fucking Powers
      Kenny Fucking Powers

      I don’t think so. OPEC is punching our marbles.

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        Correction: The Saudis are punching OPEC’s marbles

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  3. Cascadian

    TNA! nice one there, putting your money where your mouth is.

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  4. The Fly

    In case any of you are looking for the WTI-Brent crude calculator, it’s at bottom of page.

    http://ibankcoin.com/wtibrent-spread/

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  5. Jesse James

    Dollar gaining strength (at least for today) so I doubt we will rally…

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  6. douchebag

    I love the smell bannings in the morning

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  7. Ripe Trade

    Fly, I think you may get your bounce very soon. Some bullish thoughts here http://ripetrade.blogspot.com/2011/06/markets-due-for-bounce.html
    Thanks for the D+ rating ! VBG

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    • Bullish

      WTF? Are those all the people on your site? Scary!

      How do you zoom in rather than seeing a huge mix of USA users?

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    • illmighty

      Saw this last night…damn that’s cool!

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    • go2mars

      That’s awesome!

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      • drummerboy

        was playing with that this morning, was quite fun………….until i found my little spot on the globe…….this guy who calls himself the ” fly” has his eyes on all.

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      • Fly's Grandpa

        I still believe this internet thing is a passing fad and my Sonny Fly needs to get himself a real job. Maybe something like cutting sausage at Geno’s or down on the docks with the real men unloading cargo from China.

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        • drummerboy

          no granpa,, all they did was reinvent the yellow pages, and instead of everyone having their own dial tone,they brought back party lines.

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  8. A Monkey with a Lenny Dykstra Battling Helmet and a Set of Sarah Palin Bongos
    A Monkey with a Lenny Dykstra Battling Helmet and a Set of Sarah Palin Bongos

    When is WNR going to 20?

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    • drummerboy

      soon monkey, soon. opec is pretty much useless anymore.drillers and refiners will be where it’s at within 6-8 months,and crude will be higher. get your ag lists ready before harvest time as well. munja will be the next tech

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      • A Monkey with a Lenny Dykstra Battling Helmet and a Set of Sarah Palin Bongos
        A Monkey with a Lenny Dykstra Battling Helmet and a Set of Sarah Palin Bongos

        Oh boy this is going to be GREAT!

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  9. stupid ideas

    Fly. In all honesty, don’t you think crack spreads are going to come down just like they did in 07? As margins rise, everyone raises their supply of the commodity as high as they can. Then when price gets prohibitive, demand starts to fall, and prices fall hard. This is typical of a bubble.

    I would be interested to hear why and if you think this time is different.

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  10. Alvari40

    Dubz should use this to figure out where he goes next. Just spin it around and click. Nice.

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  11. MarshalN

    “In short, I am Batman; you are guy with popcorn. Fuck with me and I will come out of the movie screen, snatch your popcorn, and toss you out of the theatre.”

    Reminds me of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs

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    • jromitron

      Holy shit. This is classic. I love the Drafthouse where else can you enjoy a pitcher of Newcastle, and some fried pickles watching The Big Lebowski with some buddies.

      Fly should def put together a montage video so that we can all get a good laugh from the public beatdowns that the Fly hands these fucking idiots.

      I think we should start with the dumbass below.

      LET’S GET IT ON!

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  12. drummerboy

    so does this mean all liberal scum fucks will be banned.

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  13. ruggyup

    The ban threat is fucking real. The zen master is very fucking testy. He takes no prisoners. He has absolutely no sense of humor and no patience. I know. Befuckinware.
    This post is smoldering

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  14. flyisaasshat

    ban this

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  15. mrbuzz

    All great portfolios should have SLV in it

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