iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Get Your Lists Ready

I love preparing for the new year. As many of you know, I take this shit very seriously, unlike you liberal communist bastards. I partake in numerous rituals and make endless sacrifices to the stock Gods, in order to help bestow gifts of coins upon my own person.

Using proprietary screens inside of The PPT, I’ve been scouring the market for GARP. If you do not know what the acronym means, you are dumb and should leave this site, right now. Basically, I am interested in growth at a reasonable price. Moreover, I want to buy some dogs in 2011, stocks that grossly underperformed in 2010, but shows signs of promise going forward.

If we get a sell off, you need to stay on top of and monitor growth stocks at a discount. For example, BBY and VECO will offer optimal entry points at some point. You need to figure out when.

I haven’t lost money for weeks it seems. It’s almost unnatural to keep making money, unchecked. Believe it or not, I look forward to a little adversity and hardship, sometime soon. It’s the way I’m built, unlike you spoiled dick-suckers, who fold at the first sign of danger and/or setback.

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43 comments

  1. Real Texan

    well since no one else has commented yet, I will. Even though the market may pause here, the NG inventory tomorrow will support energy stocks such as Fly’s REXX, and CRK. This winter will continue to be cold, but NG will probably not break 5.50.

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  2. Aristotle

    I know GARP, it’s that Robin Williams dude!

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  3. A Monkey with a Crayon
    A Monkey with a Crayon

    Sold EXK, WAB. Bought SPEC, RMD.

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  4. jake

    2011 prediction…IBankCoin will continue to lose viewers/subsribers at an alarming rate. The novelty of Fly’s wear finally wear and people sicken of his verbal abuse which used to be humurous but loses appeal. Fly’s stock gain erode quickly dot com bubble style as he scrambles to break even from overconfidence. Tine will tell.

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    • Jakegint

      Yikes, that’s some sour grapes action. It’s our ability to spell proficiently that really gets your goat, isn’t it?

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      • jake

        It is only a prediction…not necessarily a hope or wish for I only seek the demise of a few on this planet. Traffic count is dwindling along with “egregious” ads popping up everywhere. Trying to monetize the site is ubderstandable but damn, bit overkill of late. Excuse typos…driving and text not a friend.

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        • Bullish

          I have a prediction too, you will wrap your cheap ass Hyundai around a telephone pole while typing your stupid misspelled rant.

          Listen to Oprah, driving and texting is dangerous for everyone!

          I thought I had a typo problem but you take the cake.

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          • Cascadian

            Jake will ‘demise a few’ so he can get off his rant.

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          • jake

            Listen to Oprah? That’s all you got? That speaks volumes Bullish…and it’s all bad.

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          • Frog Wearing Burlap Santa Suit Riding in Car Made of Dynamite
            Frog Wearing Burlap Santa Suit Riding in Car Made of Dynamite

            Even a blind squirrel gets a nut now & then. Even Glenn Beck has been right once or twice in his life. In this particular case, Oprah is right. U R likely to get in a car accident, texting while driving is indeed dangerous.

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    • Slimy Limey

      Said he, banging his fork on the table.

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    • outside the page

      banking coin never goes out of style or looses its allure.

      If you feel verbally abused; that’s on you. If he’s abusing anyone, he’s not talking to me. If he is, maybe it’s deserved. Either way, it’s no problem & frequently funny. Get over it. Take advantage of what’s here.

      If the past is any indication, when the markets change, Fly will change – usually about a half step ahead of the crowd – just like a young AI driving to the basket. Everyone knew what he was going to do but no one could stop him.

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  5. Ross

    Losing money is essential to staying on top of your game otherwise you begin to think your shit doesn’t stink and before you know it you stick your nose in shit and find out what an idiot you are

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  6. rookie

    i love our socialist (for the rich) market ..

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  7. Le Fly

    Leave at once

    Banned

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  8. TheV.King

    I predict that iBankCoin will remain the only place to go for sound financial advice…This is since The V.King will only post here.

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    • drummerboy

      hey,dont you post as “SKEE-DADDY” over at stockpikr.lol

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      • TheV.King

        Aren’t you a registered pedophile in Spokane?

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        • Jakegint

          LOFL.

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        • zing

          Both were amusing.

          Now tell us once and for all, can you or can you not hold yourself parallel to the ground like that guy the Fly posted here a number of months back?

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          • TheV.King

            both were not amusing…drummerboy is a tool….AND to answer your crappy question…The V.King an deadlift any sedan on the market today….

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  9. scum bucket bitchez!
    scum bucket bitchez!

    This from a man who blew a herd of goats to get where he is, prince turd on shit mountain.

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  10. The_Real_Hmmm

    Huge +2.5% spike in oil from the open and continued on EIA data (inventory draw). Crude oil stocks (supply) still way above their average range. Is this OPEC squeezing their last buck? I thought GDP was lagging around the globe…

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    • drummerboy

      opec wants badly to debase oil from the dollar. kuwait has done so,its just a matter of time for the rest of opec to follow.

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      • Jakegint

        Has been ever thus.

        What do you think caused the “oil crisis” in the 70?

        Fed-friends wanted to demonise (sic) the Arabians, who certainly have their faults (note Fly’s whipping link previous), but who cannot be blamed for not wanting to sell their black gold for Xerox’d pieces of green paper.

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    • Po Pimp

      Inventory draws are simple end of year accounting tricks. An increase in the value of inventory on hand gets counted as income and taxed as such. Companies don’t like that, so inventory is drawn down whether there is a real demand or not. Same thing happened last year.

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  11. Bubbles

    You gotta get rid of that new add in the middle of your text.

    That and implement an auto ban mechanism for v.king since most people can only handle him on a one month in and four month out scenario.

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  12. Colonel von Ryan

    This is on my investment list…. http://www.pof-usa.com/pdw/pdw.htm …………They keep going up in price…

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  13. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Pretty much everything i touch continues to go directly against me.

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  14. Julian Assahat

    Wikileaks is targeting the Fly next – hundreds of files will reveal his ID and secret to PPT.

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    • drummerboy

      its no secret.the fly is maria bartiroma,and the ppt is based upon lumber, cause there’s always a woody.

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  15. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Fly, are you squeezing Einhorn?

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