iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Get Ready For the Steam Roll

I speak to you from the not-so-distant future. Do not be afraid, for I will not tell you too much in this short blog. I come here, from the future, to tell you that stock prices are higher and that my winship remains intact and flawless. Just in case you were worried, “The Fly” had a terrific final two weeks of 2010, led by gains in some of the positions he talk about now.

Your sideways bets against him will lead to great failures, amongst other things. It’s like you have an infection in your brain, which causes you to bet against a man who zips across the galaxy in a fucking space rocket. What’s wrong with you? Was your Mother a caveman?

In short, relax, kick back, and enjoy the show. The greatest money train to ever present itself to the internet, iBankCoin, is about to cut limbs off. Prepare to be steam rolled, under a 20 tonne carriage.

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36 comments

  1. jay the coffee guru
    jay the coffee guru

    nicely done

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  2. Bullish

    Did we have a white christmas?

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  3. Jakegint

    Was your Mother a caveman?

    The cruel taunt that so often afflicts Uma Thurmond’s children out on the school playground.

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    • The Fly

      How about that Jet loss?

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      • TraderCaddy

        I hear Urban Meyer will be named the new Jets coach after the season.
        And Tim Tebow will be the new Gators coach.

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        • alphadawgg

          What kind of parent names their kid ‘Urban’?

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          • TraderCaddy

            I suspect they wanted him to be the Pope.
            Little did they know baby Urban would be the Pope of The Gator Nation.
            At least until he started losing.

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          • alphadawgg

            If he goes to Denver, Dallas or some other NFL team, he will lose some cred, especially since he stated that he wanted to spend more time with family and friends.

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          • TraderCaddy

            Very true.
            Especially since an NFL head coach probably has longer hours all year than a college head coach.

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          • pistilstamen

            In addition to failing miserably…much like his SEC colleagues coaching at Arkansas and Alabama.

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      • Jakegint

        I think it might be good for them. A sort of wake up call, if you would.

        They are my second favourite team, so I will continue to root for them against the Brady’s.

        However, Brady may be the second coming of Joe Montana, which could be a problem for the Gang Green.

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      • jg

        gotta love the pigkskin burial. lordy.

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    • drummerboy

      uma,you know that chick is scary

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      • alphadawgg

        yeah, and could be a a pretty nasty mattress thrasher to boot.

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        • Jakegint

          Daughter of one of my college professors. She always looked like an alien.

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          • alphadawgg

            Whoa! The Sawx got Crawford in the fold in addition to Adrian! Glad the Yanks kept Jeter. Should be fun to see Sawx/Yanks go at it in 2011.

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          • Jakegint

            Yeah, but did Crawford bang Mariah Carey??

            Huh?

            Huh???

            ‘Sides, if the Yanks get Lee, the Sawx will look like those doofuses in the Bugs Bunny baseball cartoon all year long….

            “One-two-three strikes you’re out!

            One-two-three strikes you’re out!

            One-two-three strikes you’re out!”

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          • alphadawgg

            Lee is going to the Nationals.

            Mrs. Lee spits on Yankee fans.

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks
            TeahouseOnTheTracks

            Treau dat!

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          • Jakegint

            Always a laff watching you Sawx losers attempting to compete in the Yankees’ division.

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      • Teapotdome

        I would sell gold for a ride.

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  4. alphadawgg

    Mr. Market will soon morph into a bowling ball with knives.

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