Poor people did not find work last month, as indicated by today’s jobs report. To combat that plethora of “bad news,” I offer the following dialogue to be copy and pasted onto your respective, and ever so gallant, twitter pages.
#POMO, #QE2, #MERGERMONDAY, #SIDELINECASH, #WINDOWDRESSING, #NOINFLATION, #GLOBALGROWTH, #COCAINE and #BEARDEDCLAMS $$
Once you tweet that, you will feel better about yourself and your outlook on life in general. Should you “endure” 15-30 minutes of stock market losses today, FEAR NOT, for the Federal Reserve has your back. In the outside chance that the market really sours today, FEAR NOT, for MERGER MONDAY is literally right around the corner.
In all seriousness, this market is not going up on fundamentals. It’s all cupcakes and frosting on the ground— and we are like hungry dogs licking it all up.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter