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Rib Eyes, Expensive Grapes, No Rapes

Thanks to the Turkey Gods, “The Fly” is having an epic week, currently at all time highs, up 45%+ for the year. Who’s counting, really?

Some of you ball jugglers were talking a lot of shit about a month ago when VXX hit me for a a few. There was no mention that I performed the same exact VXX trade during the Flash Crash and made a few. Some of you just like to talk shit, so I’m gonna do it for you.

You claim to be a good trader or an honest broker, but never offer clear concise thoughts/actionable trading ideas. You can’t fuck with my pedigree. You are simply less than Fly. I leave it all on the table, while you dick suckers get angry and jealous. Do not get envious of my pie, for it is not yours. You may not have a slice, for you are too dirty.

Going into the final hours of trade, I endeavor to outstrip you.

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36 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    INDEUD!

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  2. Ramses II

    So it is written, so it shall be done.

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  3. inloworbit

    Take the lead, I will stick with my 21% return to date for the year. I need to thank you for the FTK boost to the return.

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  4. drummerboy

    i like that ,no grippin,just rippin.

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  5. FIG

    I love when Fly gets all modest on us. We are not worthy, o master! The FTK idea alone was worth the price of admission to this site. Whoops, oh yeah, it is free. Anyway, it was worth the constant belittling you give us on a regular basis.

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  6. TheV.King

    Hey Steve the Neighbor 2 things….

    1. Are you in Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues?
    http://new.music.yahoo.com/bob-dylan/videos/view/subterranean-homesick-blues–2141379

    2. How about this one?
    http://new.music.yahoo.com/erran-baron-cohen/videos/view/songs-in-the-key-of-hanukkah-driedel–205690847

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    • Jakegint

      Too funny, thought that first guy was a rebbe, but I think it may have been Alan Ginsburg!

      ____________

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    • SteveTheNeighbor

      No, that wasn’t me in the first one but in the second one appears my second cousin Myron. He is a bit meshugeneh. A real bad seed in the family who likes to graffiti the subways.

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  7. Turkey Juggler

    I predict that you will be up over 60% this year.

    Just saying…..

    Gobble, gobble….gobble, gobble….

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  8. Jakegint

    I knew we were going to get a good one this afternoon… thought it’d be “ermine robes and white sandals” but this is probably even better:

    Do not get envious of my pie, for it is not yours. You may not have a slice, for you are too dirty.

    ROFL!

    ___________

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  9. Quint

    Nearly 1 in 5 Americans had mental illness in 2009…I wonder how much the pharma lobby paid the government to do this study?

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/40257359

    The survey also found that 23.8 percent of women had some form of mental illness, compared with 15.6 percent of men….and you needed a study to tell you that!!!

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    • Jakegint

      I would have put the percentage far higher. Who doesn’t have some form of mental illness?

      _______

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      • FIG

        Fly has a mental illness. It gives him the ability to see the future. He calls it his time machine, but to a doctor, it would be a mental illness.

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        • The Fly

          Agreed.

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          • Frog

            Mental illness can be defined in various ways. Since our society being big on marketing and big businees, we give the pharmaceutical companies a big say in how to define mental and physical illnesses. Surprise, surprise.- they choose to define it in the ways that bring them the maximum number of customers.

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    • drummerboy

      thats too good.anyone can go into an ss office now,claim they have A.D.D. and collect disability. christ, if thats the case,i’d get dressed up like clinger from mash and tell them where i forgot my mink……poof.disability check.oy, only in amerika

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  10. teapotdome

    I got in on FTK at $1.69, wish I bought more than a thousand shares at that price.

    My long silver position since August is still my best trade of the year.

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  11. AI

    FTK can go to 7-8 in a blink of an eye before people realize what happen

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    Get in the Volt, we’re going green.

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  13. Quint

    the Index put/call is extremely low today…I know it’s Turkey week next week, but everyone is leaning one way…could be a quick smackdown coming soon.

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  14. Bullish

    Is it possible to have Mandi from CNBC do the patdowns? I will go through the TSA line many times.

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  15. inloworbit

    Can someone get on LIZ, she is holding back.

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  16. Septic Tanker

    Yo La Mosca, ¿Te gustaría que ninguna de Poupon gris?

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  17. Rand

    Sorry grey poupon to blase’ for me.

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