iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,474 Blog Posts

Coming Soon to a California Village Near You

This will be good for you lazy palm tree fuckers out west. I can’t wait until the day when your Chinese overlords take command of the Californian “villages.”

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yru1C-RE7lc&feature=player_embedded 616 500] If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

34 comments

  1. TheMostInterestingManIntheWorld
    TheMostInterestingManIntheWorld

    I formally give my title of “Most Interesting Man in the World” to The Fly.

    But I’m keeping my beer.

    Stay thirsty, my friend…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. oldtimer

    Good luck with the murderholes in NY . Back to the beach and sun . Get me a drink Hop Sing !

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. Le Fly

    Soon enough, your chinese masters will sell you to your wall st masters to fill said murderholes.

    Enjoy your freedom, while it lasts.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. Braveflaps, Lover of Highland Wildlife
    Braveflaps, Lover of Highland Wildlife

    The war is already lost, from Vancouver to San Diego.

    Where’s yer William Wallace now???

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. GW

    Wu Ren Bao needs to utilize the healthcare and get new teeth…
    What A CRAZY NEW WORLD ORDER

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. ecchymosis

    We’re too Wishy Huaxi here in CA to make everyone rich!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. ruggyup

    This may be one of the last times you see my pet owl, Minerva, gracing the headlines of the Fly blog. You see, the dastarly Chinos will no doubt try to abduct her and make her into Peking Duck. Only a Communist would do that and enjoy it. Sick! Canard Sauvage ala Peking Duck

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. Is This Just A Broad Selloff
    Is This Just A Broad Selloff

    Will the stocks that have been working work again after the markets corrects itself. Or our we looking at a rotation in a different direction.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. TMoe

    BANK OF AMERICA IS COOKING THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!
    Been shorting this fucker for a while now

    And I will dance as the palaces burn

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. mustard seeds

    Great video, they should start in Stockton, CA …

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. Cascadian

    Welcome to the Chinese village Huaxi
    Such a lovely place
    Such a lovely face
    Plenty of room at the Chinese village huaxi
    Any time of year, you can find it here

    Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the door
    I had to find the passage back
    To the place I was before
    ’relax,’ said the night man,
    We are programmed to receive.
    You can checkout any time you like,
    But you can never leave!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. Boulevard

    Lazy palm tree fucker roll call:
    Boulevard checking in.
    (didnt watch the clip – its still happy hour out here)

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. Chinese

    Do you know why asian countries handle recession better than west??

    because they don’t have free medicare and social walfare (dole) so if you are unemployed they’ll wait till you die and sell your organs to the highest bidder.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Singapura

      Despite your name I don’t think you are Chinese, are you? Anyway, do you know why the US is getting their economic @ss handed to them by Asia? Because all they do is whine and point fingers at anyone but themselves for getting into the recession in the first place. Decades of overspending and over-borrowing have made Americans a country of spoilt children. American companies have created this mess, American banks have financed it and American consumers have waited in line to get their piece of the pie. There are only two solutions to solve your mess. Either you stop buying cheap crap to satisfy your short term urges or you start to manufacture it yourself. The first I don’t see happening because most Americans consider it a “right” to buy a new TV every year and other stuff they don’t need whenever they feel like it. The second won’t happen because Americans think they are “too good” to be slaving in factories for 10 hours a day, 6 days a week at $10 an hour, let alone at Chinese wages. So man up and take what’s coming.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • heaterman

        Clear, concise and to the point. What’s not to like about this analysis?

        All the mumbo jumbo about getting an education so you can get a high paying white collar job is a load of donkey shit. Living off the cheap and semi forced labor of concentration camp type manufacturing is so 1999. Assuming the trampled masses will forever toil away at subsistence wages is so 1917.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. cebu sun

    We should know in the next couple of days if the IYR and USD are really breaking out or if its long strong bull cycling as before. Fly, what’s it mean when the yen, FXY is falling off the table?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. cookie cutter

    Even the Chinese do Cookie Cutter homes better than the US. We are not even good at conforming.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. buylo

    Does anybody think it will be too late to buy a shitload of FAZ in pre-market on Thurs.? Or maybe TZA is the play?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Woodshedder

      I’d wait. We’ve had a huge bull run. All technical signs point to the trend continuing. At the very least, you are looking for a 2-3 day bounce.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. The_Real_Hmmm

    In the video they said when you leave, you lose everything. Therefore, it can’t happen.

    I remember at the beginning of this week Yahoo Finance wrote that a ton of stock offerings were going to occur and that California was going to try to raise cash through debt auctions. In conjunction with my post last night on long term bonds, I think this recent saturation has to become better absorbed. There are many misinformed news reports on US/California debt.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. J

    Umm

    The Fed order another round of Stress tests. I think this is to do with demands by the banks to begin paying divs although I think it’s also to do with the likelihood that the Fed wants to get a better feel about the buy back and foreclosure mess.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704648604575620732161392908.html?mod=WSJASIA_hps_LEFTTopWhatNews

    This will no doubt weigh on the market.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. duck

    We already have the Chinese overlords in my city. They design houses here with fung shui in mind. A friend took his kids trick or treating nearby and all but one family in the new home development spoke mandarin. My goal is to make lots of money in silver stocks and then open a kosher dim sum restaurant and piss off the chinese locals when they realize there is no pork in the potstickers….

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. SSTURN

    Its like an episode of Lost!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. out of middle class
    out of middle class

    i would actually wanna live there!…free health care and cooking oil! no joke, sign me up!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Jakegint

      You get what you pay for.

      I don’t expect the cooking oil to be virgin olive, either. Prolly something like rendered soylent green or something or other.

      _______________

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. go2mars

    School 7 days a week for kids? That’s gotta be unhealthy somehow.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  23. tim

    Just wait until their wives are revealed to be robots!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  24. wb

    Reminds me of Disneyland

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"