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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Ben, We’re Gonna Need More Money

We dipped, then we recovered. Now we’re dipping again. After looking at CSCO’s numbers, one thing is abundantly clear: we’re gonna need more money, Uncle Ben. Please crank up the presses and send states like NJ and IL more money, so that they can buy more CSCO shit. Plus anyway, the market has been rather lackluster as of late. As a tax paying citizen, this is unacceptable. I expect to make money in the market EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE, mainly because I’m American and entitled.

As for my positions: I may be forced to raise some cash, due to my knee-jerk feelings towards all things to do with QE2. As you know, I fucking despise it.

At any rate, I am a bit busy right now. I will check back in later, or not.

UPDATE: I sold out of the SCOK.

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25 comments

  1. A dildo

    Second!

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  2. A Monkey with a $6T Problem
    A Monkey with a $6T Problem

    First!

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  3. TheV.King

    1st

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  4. Fly Leech

    4th

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  5. Trading_Nymph

    Finally, I may get to see my Darn Shanghai Copper Bubble which started in March of 2009 pop. Also, Fed is giving as FIVE straight DAYS of Homo POMO next week….ala Star Trek Scotty…”Captian, We r giving it all shes got”

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  6. Quint

    I thought POMO was supposed to save us and drive the market higher every day until the end of the year? Isn’t that what the schedule says?

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  7. Gunners

    a video for all you lame-o “first” commenters: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556

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  8. bloomberg

    “…………..As for my positions: I may be forced to raise some cash, due to my knee-jerk ..”

    Finally he is dumping FTK…

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  9. TraderCaddy

    Buy SMH,ASML,TXN,AMD here and now for a daytrade.

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    • Merlin

      Not gonna be your day…

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      • TraderCaddy

        Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.
        I likes what I sees for a daytrade.
        Checking out some of the crap Euro banks like NBG or STD for an in and out.

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  10. Largebill

    Based on the action the last week I believe we need a new substitute swear word. FTK just doesn’t seem appropriate as a cuss word anymore.

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  11. Skynet

    Risk-Off.

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  12. Quantatative Weasing
    Quantatative Weasing

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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  13. Yogi & Boo Boo

    The day is young. There’s plenty of time for POMO’ing to take effect.

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  14. ruggyup

    OINK Sooee! pig, pig, pig!

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  15. FlyFan

    SCOK. Is that an acronym pertaining to the size of Brett Favre’s appendage?

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