Ladies and Gentlemen,
Today we are all “The Chinese Lotto Guy (TCLG),” dressed in the most expensive silk gowns and beaded helmets. Today’s stock exchange activity, if anything at all, demonstrates the will of God, as dictated by the share prices of my portfolio, for example (SCOK, FUQI, HEAT, BORN, GU, Fuck you, I’m better). “The Fly” owns the very dumbest stocks publicly traded and yet finds himself on the receiving end of lottery winship. How so, a thinking man ponders?
The answer is very simple, very simple indeud.
“The Fly” is better than you. To sum up the activities of the last 8 weeks, I will tell you a short story, told to me long ago, at the very top of the Andes mountains.
Long ago, when space aliens invaded Egypt, hordes of humans were enslaved to build “dumbass pyramids.” One of the slaves went by the name of HORATIO. HORATIO didn’t like to build pyramids because it occupied too much of his energy. Plus anyway, he thought the space aliens were dicks. Over and over again, one particularly asshattish space alien, named DONATELLO, slapped HORATIO in the face with a laser beamed whip. HORATIO didn’t like getting hit in the face with a laser beamed whip. He didn’t like it one bit.
So, one day, while carrying white limestone to the construction site, HORATIO told his alien overlords that “he really needed to take a leak,” else he might, by accident, piss all over the newly polished stone. Begrudgingly, the space aliens granted him a 5 minute break, so that he could relieve himself. While relieving himself, HORATIO took a piece of limestone, that he had sharpened earlier that day at the quarry, and tied it tightly with a piece of leather, around a sturdy piece of wood. He took his new tool and walked over to DONATELLO (the space alien who had whipped him, repeatedly, in the face with laser beams) and proclaimed: “FUCK YOU, YOU’RE DEAD,” while striking him with a makeshift clawhammer in the face—until it caved.
That was the day the legend of HORATIO CLAWHAMMER was born.
UPDATE: I bought 25,000 tickets of CFSG.
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Bedtime stories for the little fly?
Thought we were going to see horatio.
Saw lots of germans this weekend in central texas for the worst fest in new braunfels.
I know how much you love “dogs”…
http://new.music.yahoo.com/ok-go/videos/view/white-knuckles–218717189
He must be one of my long-lost relatives, of the noble house of Hammer.
Well done. I have witnessed your wins first hand.
GODLY.
Correction. This rally won’t end in tears, it’ll end in laughs!
Just demonstrating, in real time, that I can out trade all of you clam fuckers. All of your work negated, in just one week.
Tears of laughter it is, then… (And a mighty “Indeud” as I watch you close out the day!)
These stocks are sick. They remind me of every great speculative binge…
What are they worth? Whatever someone is willing to pay for them!
Check out CCME and CDII
Well in the final analysis, isn’t that always the case with anything that is “traded”. Doesn’t matter if you are talking stocks, rashers of bacon or cartridges for your 30-06.
I always wondered where Horatio got his spaceship.
Are you OK? Really Are you?
I am far from okay. I am euphoric.
very good story. on top of the Andes…even better to boot. you have a foul mouth, but the market’s don’t care, your method is working and that is what takes it to the bank.
as a Christ follower, it is total blasphemy. but a smokin good story. when you die, you and God can work out the details, in the meantime, look into it. it’s a good trade. if your right, you die and go to dust, if you are not right, heaven beats hell all day long.
so now you have been informed, speculate with your life, and in the meantime continue extracting cash from the market, no sin in that, as long as you don’t love the money more than Christ.
make it a great day.
When you die, tell God I said hello.
actually, nope…that will be up to you.
i don’t plan on dying, not just yet.
again….the Andes….very cool
Well, I am immortal. Top that.
I am V.King(ed) …Game…Set…Match!
sounds great, just don’t walk in front of a speeding bus, that would be really stupid.
i am just glad you bot the stuff i had a hard time selling.
And be certain (knowing) that neither gods nor tin gods – because after all they all are only fabulations (inventions) of people of your kind (human beings) – send down to you rescuing liberators (angels) in order to bring you salvation (redemption) from your missteps (blame/non-virtues/offences) and vices and in order to wake the dead, because truly these are only lying words of enticement, without content of reality, which are only in –
tended to make you fall prey to the belief (assumptions) in the hazy pictures (fantasies) which are presented to you as an illusion.
Therefore you cannot encounter any liberator (angel) who saves you face-to-face, rather you can only see images of the delusions of the inner world (consciousness) if you go astray in it (have delusions), but this happens to you through the unknowledgeness of the truth because you devote yourselves to the belief (assumptions) in fabulated (invented) gods and tin gods, and because you also believe in their fabulated (invented) rescuing
liberators (angels) and demons.
I know Fly, Jr. isn’t going to speculate. He says that he wants to cover all bases. He wants a Bar Mitzvah, a Bat Mitzvah just in case God is a female, a confirmation in case God doesn’t like Jews, a first confession (better late than never), and will learn to play the tambourine and chant just in case God is a Hare Krishna.
That would be Steve, Jr.
Oy Vet. Where is that edit button.
That would be Oy Vey and not Oy Vet. I need new glasses.
Pascal lives!
HORATIO is your short side person, no? Getting the FAZ mobile cleaned tonight?
Horatio is gone for a while. There is no reason to short an up only market.
will do.
i think i found one of the space ships
blue UFO out on the east coast. these UFO’s make for good distractions, and for other motivations.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/virginia/video-blue-colored-ufo-in-centreville-110410
But how did Horatio know that wacking the Space Alien in the face would kill him? It would kill a Human, but how did he know it would work on Donatello an Alien that could possibly grow another face?
I don’t know. It was a story told to me, long ago, at the very top of the Andes mountains.
It is a good story, I need to go pee…this pyramid we are building, I am totally fed up with.
Tired of Uncle Ben smacking you in the face with a laser beamed whip?
He is an evil Space Alien…
Kudos on the China trades – and a great story as well.
Just wait until FTK takes off. Then you are going to see Fly really gloat. In case you didn’t know, FTK has a huge short interest and with them blowing out their forecasted numbers, things are about to change in a big way. I am locked and loaded and expecting a huge payout.
Thank you stock gods, and especially the ultimate stock God, Le Fly, for this wonderful stock idea. FTK to the moon over the next several quarters.
I will not gloat. I will attack.
props to the Fly
Fly- Just curious- was Scott B. broker b from the blogspot?
No. I killed that guy.
what blogspot. are you speaking of?
The old fly on wallstreet blog, before IBC. That’s where I first found Fly.
I was selling today.
Between visits to the vomitorium.
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Dude you sick?
No, I just mean it made me sick to sell my blessed SLW, some of which I’ve owned since December of 2008 (check the charts).
Only sold about 35%, though.
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Hey TCLG! Isn’t it time to change your banner heading again?
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No. It brings me good fortune.
Sure has brought me good fortune.
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I never thought I’d say this, but I am now officially a Sarah Palin supporter…
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/252715/palin-bernanke-cease-and-desist-robert-costa
I would now vote for her SOLELY on the fact that she told that money printing lunatic to cease and desist.
She’s just jealous.
Sarah is going to have a new reality show “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”
Do you think they will be able to see that from Russia?
I have a song on that show. Ka-ching!
elaborate
Royalty producing por vous?
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Everyone is into free money these days
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/wheel-of-fortune-contestant-solves-27letter-puzzle-with-just-one-letter-as-a-clue–1717
God Bless the armed forces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvTYKVBekc8&feature=player_embedded#!
And in that regard here is an oldie but goodie. Kickin’ ass and taking names.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a3_1233765334&p=1
Speaking of games, this was on CNN’s frontpage today during their peak hours. There is beautiful irony here, much like an American buying Chinese “ADLTs.”
I just wantched Insane Lunatic Beck. He showed a picture of what “Communism” was-
a photograph of Chinese soldiers pointing guns at a group of people.
Funny that he didn’t show the Darth Vader Globocops in black masks using vehicles,
clubs, Tasers, tear gas and rubber bullets against protesters at G7 and G20 meetings.
And Beck is worried about a New World Order? “Tomorrow” he will “reveal all”.
I also saw his display of grocery items and his explanation of how “inflation experts”
predict $24 a loaf bread, $46 milk, etc in 2011. I recorded this, and a year from now
I will post his LIES – of course, he will say “I didn’t predict those prices – so called
“inflation experts” did. And when he does – will you SHEEP continue tol follow him?
Milk goes to $46 and I will help you hold Beck for ransom.
Gas was back up to $3 again today.
Sneaky, that, eh?
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to buy a quart? Who would pay?
People with little kids and no cow.
Time to buy COW
http://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE%3ACOW
What’s a good entry point?
Impeach Bernanke!
http://www.minyanville.com/businessmarkets/articles/quantitative-easing-qe2-david-stockman-corn/11/8/2010/id/30995
Denninger has an awesome new video out called “Remove Bernanke”…
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?blog=Market-Ticker&cat=Remove Bernanke
why is no one talking about the laser beamed whips?
tell that f’n TCLG to visit GRO so this rally can end
Sincerely,
“Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have” (courtesy of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kim_Jong-il's_titles )
Don’t ever dispute that I gotta million ways to get it, pleeeeeeeeaazzee!
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Fly — WTF w. the 12361 ad in the upper right?
Has BEAS been replaced??
Cause I won’t stand for it.
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Beas has nothing to do with 12631. They are arch enemies. Its all Bildy and his minions. Duh.
What’s up w. the bearded sad (French?) man who looks like he is trying out for BEAS replacement roles, then?
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lol. My wife said the same thing. She even noticed that he was an imposer.
Will U ever tell us who Beas is? Just some anonymous guy with a pipe?
As God intended? The joke is on you. The Fly knows much about the market. The Fly knows squat about spiritual metters. What does it profit a man if he banks all the coin in the world, yet loses what are true riches, even his own soul? You dabble in what is ultimately quite trivial in the END. You have not yet begun to fathom the depths of your true potential.
Fly is a smart guy that goes at his own pace. He’ll figure it out.
Shut up
Where do you find those companies? They’re just nuts. Yearly range $3.50 to $53.70 and go from $8 to $10 in one day. It’s wild.
I found them in the ppt
some preMarket data..
iPath S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures ETN
(Public, NYSE:VXX)
11.29
+0.15 (1.37%)
Pre-market: 44.66 +33.37 (295.48%)
fly’s dream ah?
🙂