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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Ancient Secrets Revealed

If money is free and “risk is on”, why bother buying old, boring, staid names? On this “new nirvana,” I am adding to CHINESE LOTTERY names, exclusively. I will be known as “The Chinese Lotto Guy (TCLG)” from here on forth. When people see me in the street, I will be dressed in traditional Chinese clothing (garb), hat and all. If you attempt to talk to me in a crooked way, I will karate chop your neck. If you interrupt me, while eating noodles, I will “crane kick” your face in, all the while balancing a bowl of hot noodles on top of my head.

It’s worth noting, The PPT is overheating here, registering the highest scores of the rally. However, I am smart enough to know it must be taken with a grain of salt. At the moment, it is being used exclusively for community, screens and research. Let’s call a spade a spade, no algorithm, aside from HFT, is nailing ranges now. We are in SUPER-BAD melt up mode, all thanks and praise to God himself, who adorned us with THE BEARDED CLAM.

Okay, I must leave now, for I have a meeting in China-town today, where I will take part in a high end Chinese firecracker distribution deal. As you know, I will be present with sword and multiple Chinese stars in my vest.

Top picks: FEED, CAAS, HEAT

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29 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. jg

    dying of laughter at this vid, btw.

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  3. BernieCornfeld

    Rally on Dude!

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  4. hammer

    FIS

    Fly is Sensei!

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  5. thewife

    ??

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  6. thewife

    xie-xie

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  7. panamaorange

    Went from 50% swing short to now 100% short over the last few hours. But, looking to scale out to 75% or so by bell. Hope no one chased banks short, on the advice of Denninger or Zero Hedge. That symmetrical triangle in XLF was untouchable, as I said several times over last week. Those bank charts were pretty intimidating down there.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-0PEFrGxs#t=0m40s

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  8. RC

    LOL, great post.

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  9. WSJC

    Wow! This is incredible……kinda makes me want “Dougie” on the corner of Wall St. and Main.

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  10. mhass33

    are you hold lotto tickets into earnings?

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  11. The_Last_Puma_Punkanite
    The_Last_Puma_Punkanite

    suddenly have urge to play MahJong..

    http://www.mahjongdragon.com/

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  12. mhass33

    CHINESE FLUTE MUSIC

    ROFL LOL

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  13. drummerboy

    backround music……..everybody “is” fung ku fighting.them kats was as fast as lighting. what.no nun-chucks lol

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  14. robert(rob_pvb)

    will you be having opium with the hopium that is being served?

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  15. inandout

    any thoughts on (APWR) here to play the Chinese lottery anyone?

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  16. TraderCaddy

    A headline at Zero Hedge says:
    Art Cashin FTW: “QE2 Is Beginning To Look Like An Open-Air Multi-Month Version Of The PPT”

    Fly needs to hire a Copyright and Trademark attorney to sue somebody for infringement.
    Probably the Fed.

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  17. Fly Leech

    Very enjoyable! And relaxing! I much prefer it to your usual Sh… er stuff.

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  18. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Rallye [sic] on Wayne. Rallye [sic] on Garth.

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  19. Dr Funk

    POMO

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  20. ruggyup

    Honorable Fly likee mu chu feline. Ah so. Bearded wonton also velly pletty.

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  21. Cascadian

    Months ago I predetermined 1220 as a sell point. We are almost there.

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  22. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    CRTP a chinese ind goods company is getting waxed.

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  23. heaterman

    At this point, I am in the same camp with Fly. QEII is not about saving banks or corporate America……….that is unless there are things that remain hidden from public view on their ledgers. QEII or should I say QE!! is about wrecking the US dollar. Plain and simple. Nothing else makes any sense when you consider what is happening and the long term results thereof. If in fact the long term goal is to make the worlds reserve currency worthless, the people perpetrating this crime should be found and summarily shot. Without trial but with grand media attention.
    The only ray of hope in all this is that the bottom line value of the US dollar is underpinned by the citizens of the US rather than the government itself. If the inhabitants of this country grow a pair and buckle down to de-leverage in a mighty way. The dollar will remain as strong as any and stronger than most. It could be our last hurrah however, if said citizens continue to act like sheeple rather than the fierce and independently minded warriors that made this country what it is/was.
    The big investment banks that brought this chaos upon us should be thrown on the dung heap of history and their carcasses left to rot in public for their crimes against humanity and this country.

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  24. pistilstamen

    Great, now I’m going to have “Chinese Flute Music” in my head all day.

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