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Har, Har, Har

Go home Mer-rin. Har, har, har. Rotto wins again.

-Chinese Lotto Guys

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21 comments

  1. ctb007

    FIG

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  2. A Monkey with a First
    A Monkey with a First

    FIRST!

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  3. BernieCornfeld

    ROFL! too funny

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  4. J Krew

    For a second there thought we werent gonna get our standard 40 points. #forgotaboutQEll

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  5. TA

    Any hedge has to be better than this

    http://vixandmore.blogspot.com/2010/10/vxx-monthly-performance.html

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  6. Helicopter Ben-jammin' aka. Bearded Clamfucker
    Helicopter Ben-jammin' aka. Bearded Clamfucker

    BUY EVERY DIP!!!

    Zimbabwe Ben has your back. Dollar goes to zero = stock market goes to INFINITY!!!

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    • Vinnie

      Gold goes to infinity – 1? My question on VXX is WhenTF will it go up again?

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      • A Monkey with a Better Understanding of VXX and TZA
        A Monkey with a Better Understanding of VXX and TZA

        it wont. bite the live wire and start getting rid of it. it was a bad move to hold this very long, i know from experience.

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    • Yabollox

      What’s the market cap of S&P=Infinity; $=0?

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    • go2mars

      I have that photo framed on my wall. Actually its an official $100 trillion dollar bill. Got it on ebay for about $2 including shipping.

      Hooray stocks to infinity!!!

      Just think of all the $100 tomatoes I’ll be able to afford with my 15 figure trading account!

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  7. Prospectus

    The Chinese put out a hit on Merlin. He was last seen heading to the bottom of the East China Sea at 25 knots off the coast of Shanghai.

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  8. Wingflaps

    He’s coming back to put the dreaded “fortune cookie spell” on BAC.

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  9. ruggyup

    Cassandra, my pet owl’s cousin, says Merlin will indeed return but, to Tianjin where his fascination with a bearded fortune cookie diverts his attention and he thoroughly fucks the rice index with an overzealous mass sale.

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  10. go2mars

    Fly, I don’t know where your endless source of Chinese lotto photos is coming from, but i must say, “THANKS!”

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