Very Nice, Very Clean

The following is based upon a true story, during a different time. But the sentiment is exactly the same, as are the words.

“Look, look, look: take the stock market, okay? Take the stock market and put it into your checking accounts. I have a client from Oman and he buys 50,000 shares of AAPL at $150, then sells it at $320. It’s very nice and very clean money. Right now I buy BIDU at $105, very easy. Then, in two or three days, I will sell it at $190. I take the stocks and sell them and deposit the money into my checking. It’s very easy. Bernanke, that bitch, is going to put the cocaine in the market. All you have to do is sniff it up. Good, or no?

I have a stock, it is a very bad. It goes down everyday. Then, I realize, the CHARTS ARE LYING TO ME. It does not speak the truth. I take 10 million dollars and I buy Chinese stocks, all very nice and clean. They all going higher. This morning I bought JST very cheap. I sell it tomorrow and do 40 thousand gross. Look, look, look, America is like a whore for the money. All I do it stick my dick in and play a little, no?

I got to go. I have a date with a beautiful blond. She is a whore. I pay $250. Do you want to come?”