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Today’s Winners

(photo: Jakegint celebrating a lotto win, alongside Woodshedder and Jeremy “The IT Guy”)

Today’s Chinese lotto winners were:

SPU, JST, LIWA, TSTC, CHGS and XIN.

Please be sure to play more Chinese lottery tomorrow.

NOTE: this blog was paid for by your Chinese overlords.

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33 comments

  1. stewie

    Your posts have been so awesome Fly! Keep em coming!! FIG!

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  2. chessnwine

    Jake looks like a commie.

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  3. Vale

    Play the lotto you sucker!!

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  4. Vale

    I have balls of Tungsten! Everyday the market moves higher I short more, and more and more. They keep trying to chop my balls off, but they are no match for their cheap steel knives! If my accounts drops near zero before the market drops, I’ll just print more money, it’s that easy! Everybody’s doing it!

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  5. Gravestone Doji

    I been holding LIWA and TSTC for a few weeks – me soooo horny tonight. Love u long time! HOGS two week ago and now these spluge-a-rama. When does HEAT love us long time? Tomorrow?

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  6. Bubbles

    Jake looks just as though I thought he would.

    I had envisioned Woodshedder holding a bud with an ‘un-ashed’ smoke in his mouth.

    Who would have known.

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  7. buylo

    No wonder yous guys are doing so well and are so happy, undoubtedly, you’ve read TK’s autographed book: Chart yourself to profits!

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  8. cebu sun

    -MSM supporting melt up. Check.
    – Euporic sentiment. Check.
    -Ben the Manchurian Chicom herds sheeple into “Risk-free” boat. Stern of “S.S. Ti..” can’t quite make it out, is painted over. Check.
    -HFT Bots tested and playing field readied. Check.
    -Complacency of cyclical steady measured price movement. Check
    -Is there insurance for a 15% gap down open denoumet (sic)through the tiny door? The horror as many are parbroiled.

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  9. Asteroids

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

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  10. tgarfield

    Is that the IBC computer trading system?

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  11. Goldie

    On deck today:
    APWR CFSG CHLN CMED FUQI PUDA SEED SMI SPRD

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  12. WTF

    So that’s how the iBC/PPT gentlemen’s lounge looks like!

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  13. Quint

    It is October 19th!…they’ll call this the Bruised Apple Crash.

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  14. Caneslang

    Merlin, how the hell are ya?

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  15. Jakegint

    They Yankees did the Bruised Apple Crash last night.

    Never saw Derek Jeter looking so old. I guess all that tail-chasing is finally catching up to him.

    (I blame Mariah Carey, she of the considerable tail)

    _________

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    • Jakegint

      Tennessee Tats looked good, though.

      ________

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    • Quint

      Girardi blew it – he should have pitched Pettitte in Game 2, Burnett against Lee in Game 3 (a throw-away game), and Hughes at home in Game 4.

      Jeter did look old on that jump-throw attempt of his – like slow motion.

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    • Prospectus

      Cliff Lee is the “Senor Tropicana” of pitching

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  16. IronChef

    Winner winner, fetus dinner

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  17. Watching from a telescope.
    Watching from a telescope.

    As the fly would say. I will buy your margin liquidation. Indeud.

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  18. Larry

    I pray the lotto everyday, and soon I win, so I have chicken dinna.

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  19. Dr Genius

    Sold off 20% short term long position this morning.

    This might be the trend reversal.

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  20. TX Slave Trader

    I dunno where you’re finding these photos, but they just keep getting funnier.

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    • Quantatative Weasing
      Quantatative Weasing

      “I dunno where you’re finding these photos, but they just keep getting funnier.”

      +1

      I suspect we’ll finish up 300 today

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  21. alphadawgg

    Chiner has a kung fu grip on Mr. Market.

    Wax on, wax off, gentlemen.

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  22. Quint

    Where’s Fly, building a new spaceship? Anyone here anymore? Only 30 comments in 15 hours.

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