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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Public Announcement

(The Fly and Ragin’ Cajun showing off their winning lottery tickets)

Today’s CHINESE LOTTO winners were:

CTDC, XSEL, NOEC and KONG.

Please tune in tomorrow and remember to always play Chinese Lotto. Remember, you’re not really poor if you have enough money to play Chinese Lotto.

Note: this message was paid for by your Chinese Overlords.

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38 comments

  1. Larry

    f’ ing first
    FIG

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  2. Maoflaps

    KONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!

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  3. YoZone

    I think that guy on the left is our own Obamason ready to hand out money from Uncle Ben !

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  4. flyaway18

    Which one is you Fly?
    The guy with the big ears looks like Dumbo.

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  5. Homo Bob

    Sub dollar chicom? This is rather ungentlemanly of you.

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  6. FullonRetard

    Mini satellites. Haaaaa. I don’t care who you are. Now, that’s funny.

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  7. HuggieBear

    Hey can i get tomorrow’s lotto picks today? I have been making silly money since i joined the melt-up, but what i really want to be making is STUPID money….and if i could just get those lotto picks in advance i think that would do it…

    thanks

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  8. arch

    gentlemen

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    • Bullish

      Did you fall off the edge of the Earth?

      While you were out News Flash – Market has been Parabolic since Sept 1st

      Should have sent some more probe bets

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  9. EasyMoney

    GEEEEEZZZZ!!!! If this isn’t a sign that the end is near………………I don’t what is!

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  10. london

    Forget Chinese lotto; Fly was right the first time around with ATPG, in case anyone stuck with it. Paying off big-time now… A non-lotto non-linear nonpareil.

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  11. riverpod

    Careful about playing the Chinese lottery, it’s rigged. http://www.lotterypost.com/news/165830

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  12. Vegastrader

    Fly, I was looking at an old video back from 2007. Is that you drinking Stella with Jaegermeister in the back ground? Back then RIMM was 114 and APPL was 200. Looking back that would have great pair trade.

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  13. Le Fly

    Vegas

    Nah, that is danny aka spyder crusher.

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  14. Goldie

    More China lotto:
    APWR CELM CGA CHLN FUQI GAME NIV WH

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  15. RaginCajun

    ROFL.

    I needed this laugh.

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  16. Le Fly

    My new fund will be named Lotto Asset mngt. Who’s in?

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  17. Jonny Wang, China Mirrionaire
    Jonny Wang, China Mirrionaire

    You pray rotto vely werr, Fry.

    Rotto Aashhatt Management, good name fo yo film.

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  18. Geoduck

    It’s already tomorrow in China. No wonder they play the lottery better.

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  19. JakeGint

    You can play lotto again and again, with this one, it seems.

    Something to take your mind off the gold and silver pullback due.

    _________

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  20. Frog

    Lotto markets and lotto plays are brought to you, in large part, due to the efforts of the U.S. government, due to the fact that it is owned mostly by the finance, insurance, and Real Estate industries party, as shown by the chart accompanying the article. And all this time, we fools thought that the Repub or Dem parties were the significant ones.

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/09/congress-corporate-sponsors

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  21. cebu sun

    Not that we require a catalyst as the string pullers jerk us around:

    What if the Fed judiciously decides to wait another month before voting QE2? That would be just the jolt the USD requires, pulling back the palamino reins of the SPX.

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  22. Le Fly

    If qe2 us delayed, that gives us more time to say “qe2 is coming,” effectively derailing ALL bad news.

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  23. The_Real_Hmmm

    AA mentioned weakness in the beverage industry pertaining to aluminum demand but aside from that DPS just completed a licensing deal to KO (previously distributed by CCE) for a cool $715M which the company says will go towards a share repurchase program over the course of its contract. They also were upgraded on 9/24 based on valuation. Free cash flow has jumped 5x year over year leaving alot available to buy back shares, issue a larger divi, or do other cool shit. There is also potential for a takeover here given its ability to print cash and be attractive enough for licensing. KO, you’ve already dipped your toe in the fountain…

    Risk/Reward looks decent and the 200-day is ready to jap it higher.

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  24. The_Real_Hmmm

    The Fed said that they would extend their portfolio duration instead of letting MBS runoff, but haven’t said anything about definite QE2. The talk of it boosts the bond market and wags the tail of equities but long term bonds I feel are over speculated via QE2 talk. If the inflation data at the end of the week comes in stronger than before (hello commodities and weaker dollar), this should let long term bonds sell off because of the decrease in real yields and exclusion of influence from the Fed on the end of the curve. Also, as MBS run off duration is added back to the market and dampens a decline in yields, although that is a longer term aspect. Hence, I’m long TBT from this morning and added after FOMC minutes.

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  25. Mr. President

    I hate this market.

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  26. Bullish

    Oh my… Shorts are toast… Ha ha

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  27. jimmie

    chinese lotto BORN

    http://www.citronresearch.com/

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  28. TraderCadddy

    The early look see is a possble SMH short in and out (or SSG 2X inverse).

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  29. TX Slave Trader

    omfg i just shot coffee out of my nose…

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  30. Donovan

    Fucking VXX… I gave up yesterday before the close and I don’t regret it. I don’t care if we do tumble to 600 from here, trading the VIX blows hard.

    Long live Chinese Lotto.

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  31. Homo Bob

    Fly, nice call.

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