iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Yes, Make it Hard

I grew up dodging bullets my whole life, at times literally. Unlike some of you silver spooners, who have no idea what it feels like to need, I thrive during periods of duress. Just know and understand, when I come out on the other end of this a winner, there will be penances distributed, without restraint. I am not like you, so don’t try to befriend me. See, you and I, we are two peas in a pod. The only difference, I have a fucking rambo knife and will split your head two for one.

This internet thing is real funny for a lot of you. You come here in your trousers, laughing, waiting to see what “The Fly” is gonna say next. In the meantime, I am monitoring all of you, vis a vis a sophisticated network of identity tracking software, which will be used to punch off your chest hairs in due time.

The market is pinned down thanks to quadruple witching. Breadth is horrendous on many levels and we should be down a lot more. Treasuries are selling off and the fervor in gold continues, as fudge fund managers plow into the yellow metal—only because it is up. The yen is down again, as the Japanese go all in against the Chicoms. But, at the end of the day, breadth is bad, so expect nothing.

In most cases, you get what you deserve.

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31 comments

  1. nostrildamus

    Make it hard?
    You come in your trousers?

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  2. No One

    Fly likes it hard.

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Hey — is it me, or does it not feel like everyone is trying to sneak out of the house without making any noise?

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  4. Steven Place

    I prefer 4:1 splits

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  5. duck

    I’m getting popcorn ready to watch China invade Japan again over the currency rift

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  6. Bullish

    Just choked on my bacon cheeseburger reading this one… I am sorry if I get so much laughter from iBC.
    The Fly rules the internets – this site is worse than a cocaine addition.

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  7. Quint

    Get the Qs back to $47 would be a perfect expiration price…so 1% down from here.

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  8. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    anyone notice after the FED-EX numbers the Dow jumped around but the TZA has been drifting north…

    Sell on the news will come this way….

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Yup ….The Dow is down only 13 pts yet TZA is up $1+ ???

      Waiting for a rally to put some on with the ViXX I rubbed on at the close yesterday.

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  9. J

    I bought some Euro here, with a stop down at 1.2963. Chatting to hedge fundi buddy of mine a little earlier and we talked ourselves in to the idea that Euro can go to 1.400 by Xmas if not a little higher. That’s the trade the market is least expecting and most vulnerable to at the moment.

    Given that the Yen trade is over for now because it really does look like the BOJ will be down at the bottom for large amounts the only expression of weakness the Buck can show is in the Euro.

    Long Aussie for the duration also.

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    • WTF

      J, could you elaborate a bit more on the euro thing? Why do you expect it to appreciate?

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  10. WTF

    To be honest, I cannot grasp rationales for moves of this market. Earlier it was partly about human behavior–greed and fear, well, you know it. But the Matrix has got us all. Bots have no soul, they bluntly continue drilling through the dome, and will not stop until they pin us down with their cold iron tentacles. Don’t blame them, for they are synthetic spawns, guided by soulless masters.

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  11. Maximus

    just rubbed one out to this post, balls were hurtin

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  12. drummerboy

    fuck that! my chest is a forest.roflmao

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  13. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    “burlap underware” ???? That’s what I just heard on CNBC …. didn’t he steal that from The Fly?

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  14. Bakedog

    Black Moon – Very Good, Sir.

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  15. inandout

    Hey Fly sounds like you grew up near me looking at your post. It is a small world could be never know.

    That was a great album, if I remember correct changed their name to Smiff N Wesson then Cocoa Brothers .

    Black moon takes me back to the good o’l days. Thanks for the video

    played pool with them guys back in the day there are alright fellows smaller in person then you would think .

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  16. Satanfeller Luciforgan
    Satanfeller Luciforgan

    IP address tracking is old school. Tell me my last name and I will give you a cookie.

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