iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,433 Blog Posts

Going For a Walk

I made my bed, now I will lay in it. I will not sit here and second guess myself, for that is reserved for “cock-goblins” and I am certainly not one of them. The economy is for shit and the market is unpredictable. Nevertheless, it’s important to attempt to bring normalcy into money management, whenever possible. By that, I mean avoid putting yourself in the fucking blender with mixed trades and conviction-less swagger.

Twenty five percent of my assets are in VXX, serving as an insurance policy against my longs. I will not walk away from my “bounce theory.” Therefore, I will now walk away from my office and venture off into the concrete jungle, where I will tell people to “go fuck themselves” and slap homeless men with empty garbage cans.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCTsiDXXB_k 616 500] If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

28 comments

  1. Cash-N-Guns

    i still prefer slapping the homeless with hot slices of pizza…imo.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. Bullish

    Before slapping with an empty garbage can, can you see if any of the homeless people have heard of the hindenburg omen. Just curious if people without internet access heard the news.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • speedius

      I just ran into a homeless man and asked him about it. He said, “yup, I used to trade it”.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. Apocalypse Now

    There is one more event risk that has not been mentioned. Iran nuclear plant is supposed to come online shortly.

    TLT at all time highs and gold doing well are predicting action. Watch Geopolitics.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. Le Fly

    Tlt is not at all time highs. It hit 117 in 2008, when a Mr Hugh Hendry was buying it rather aggressively

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Apocalypse Now

      52 week high, all time high if it is DEFLATIONARY adjusted LOL!

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. Cash-N-Guns

    with the half-tards on CNBC talking crash, and blimp omens…its not happening now..when the boat is all filled up..like around 1180 then perhaps the rug gets pulled in a big way…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. wilmer

    I just got back from PUMA PUNKU, and it appears that we are going lower. So sorry.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. Jimbo

    FMG (fucking meat grinder)

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. alphadawgg

    I just got back from eating a sandwich. Someone (or something) had scrawled the numbers “12631” in mustard on the inside of my pastrami and rye. Weird.

    Not sure what the significance of that is.

    Off to get some Puma Punku flavored ice cream……

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. IBD

    I sold my TLT at 104.49 and now it runs even higher. I sold a gold stock – raise cash here sounds good to me.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. Magic8Ball

    Q: Will the stock market close higher today?
    A: My sources say no.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. StocksRider

    Celebrations!!!!!! Much to the chagrin of my critics and fuckers who put one stars on my posts, I just sold my remaining NFLX calls for 142% net profit. I am completely out of NFLX now. Hallelujah!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Trading_Nymph

      StiocksRider..don’t sweat the points…I was happy to do KOPG for one month..but it is a lot of work to do for free. As long as they want to mess around with the points, I won’t have to worry about having to put in extra work and come up with ideas as KOPG for the articles that are expected…… and I can simple amuse myself with Turd’s rants…..makes life easier………congrats on NFLX.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. noodle

    fuck yall

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. alphadawgg

    Hat tip to the Fly and his PPT post on EGLE last week.

    EGLE ripping ursine countenances. I like it.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Just one question:

    How can you be going for a walk if you are laying in your bed?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      He was lying in his bed until he found bedbugs … hence the walk

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. WishIWasFishing

    We need a CAT 5 Hurricane to spice things up a bit. East Coast/West Coast. The Gulf has enough torment….

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"