Lots of news of “imminent crash” going around the net these days, due to some bullshit indicator that was concocted in 1995. That’s right gentlemen, this is not some ancient indicator, dating back to the 1937 airship disaster. The asshole who developed it, Meikka, did so in 1995.
This is all you need to know, before shooting yourself in the face with a howitzer:
The Omen was behind every market crash since 1987, but also has occurred many other times without an ensuing significant downturn. Market analysts said only about 25% of Omen appearances have led to stock-market declines that can be considered crashes.
Umm, okay. How many crashes did it predict then? I suppose it predicted 1997,1998,2000 and 2008? Big fucking deal; I predicted those declines too.
Hence, starting today, I am unveiling THE PROPHECIES OF THE FLY, MASTER INDICATOR.
As you all know, I too am predicting a rather sharp decline in September. So, when it happens, give credit where credit is due, not to some bat-shit dude from Florida, who names shit after horrific tragedies.
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Nothing compares to the Hugh Hendry indicator, which permanently indicates a crash
Hmmm… a new nickname for my wife’s car.
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Hilarious. Actually lol’d.
Good point
Maybe i should rename my indicator “the nagasaki oscillator” in order to fet mention in cnbc
Meikka is blind, I believe. Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut.
Since it has only been right 25% of the time, perhaps it is best to bet against it?
Blind squirrels retire early.
Go long on blind squirrels.
We also have the Tony Robbins indicator:
http://business.tonyrobbins.com/78/an-important-note-of-caution/
TIG
The 12631 code is just as deadly accurate…just depends on how you apply it
Just keep referencing to it… eventually the Mystery alone will draw CNBC in as they apply it to grocery shopping and tax deductions and the general circumference of Honey Dew Melons
I’m holding out for that price on Euro…laff now….that shits for real
alright alright….I’ll go play on twitter…or cut the grass…almost wish I was a NASCAR fan
There is also the three part:
‘aint no way Israel will allow Iran to obtain a nuclear weapon
‘aint no way Iran is going to stop pursuing a nuclear weapon
‘aint no way Russia is going to say no to Iranian money for uranium-packed fuel rods
indicator.
Iran and Venezuela are already baked in.
LOL.
fuck every one
who wants to have sex with me
The Obama Omen
Everything is going down.
It always amazes me on how people think the prom king makes a difference.
LOL Now thats a scary Omen
You called the September decline before the omen did. This is a fact.
Whether the decline will become a fact is yet to be seen.
I am planning on positioning for a 5%-10% selloff.
My only problem is everyone now seems to be expecting this. They really do. I’ve almost never seen anything happen when everyone is expecting it.
Not sure what to make of it. Maybe the decline comes earlier than expected….maybe this week.
I know the PPT is reading oversold heavily, but i guarantee that if the PPT had been around in september/october of 2008, one would have lost their ass trying to trade those signals.
Just saying, when the decline does come, I would imagine the PPT hybrid score might suggest for one to position one’s self improperly.
That is why one needs to find a way of trading w/the ppt that has limited possible losses. Highly leveraged small positions vs “all in” positions
I too have a prediction. IBC will collectively make its readers a minimum of 50 million dollars in the next 2 months. Thanks.
my opinion
even though there is millions of galaxies and millions of planets, the chance of the conditions needed to create life out there being met, is slim
if there was life other than ourselves, most people falsely assume they would be on the same time line as us
(ie. dinosaurs roamed the earth for 160 million years, humans for only 20 thousand out of the 14 billion year old universe)
we are just a blip.
it would be more believable that the PP was created by humans traveling back in time but also doubtful
THINK ABOUT IT
According to this remote viewer, the reptilians are coming back to stick half the population in “escape from new york” style prisons.
http://www.courtneybrown.com/publications/explorers.html
In escape from new york, and escape from LA, the main character is named snake.
COINCIDENCE?
There are over a hundred billion stars in our galaxy alone. Now multiply that by 400 billion galaxies. The entire universe is alive and our definition of life is quite simply incorrect.
Why do UFOs have lights on them?
So the pictures come out better in Weekly World News ?
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The Chart People say that this uptrend is under severe pressure. They are abandoning the famous Head & Shoulders pattern in favor of the Fill the Gap predictor. The gap of 1937 has not been filled…..yet. You got it, Tony and the Omen and The Fly.
We are short term oversold, mid term overbought.
Expecting some bounce for the next week.
Unless some horrific news breaks out, I don’t see how we will see 2008 style decline.
People are already scared, Fed will do anything.
It is obvious that these predictions stem from Pumapunku, which, consequently, was created by the Invincible Nations of IBankCoin over 170,000 years ago, probably sometime around two weeks from next Thursday.
It should simply be the proleteriat indicator. When the poor say they are rich or are getting rich from a particular asset class, it’s over. Always has been.
Oh dear Lord – someone just found an IBC bong on the Hindenburg and-
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh – the poor people! Oh, the humanity…!
Lol. Braveflaps wins again.
Back in 2007, some poor, low life parking officer was telling me how his son in real estate and was making million dollar bets buying houses in California (with money he didn’t own, of course).
Treau story.
Beat that indicator.
Titty dancer told me she was thinking about getting a second house around then
Fast forward
2009, NYC subway, ran into some noob Hah-vahd graduate. Tells me he got a job working for a hedge fund.
His specialty: Short plays.
Tells me he hadn’t lost any money thus far despite the run up.
Beat that indicator.
Let us not forget the “car people” indicator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6IGldTYr7g
I’m trying to be the voice of reason guiding you to the light.
A “crash”? Sorry, but i don’t think so.
It seems like it would be coming too soon. Not enough of the investing public has been sucked back into the market yet. Too much cash, too much liquidity still out there. Mr. Market works his “crash magic” on the principle of “shock and awe”, as he seeks to exact the most pain on the most number of people at the most opportune time. Too many are scared and alert to a crash scenario, at the present.
Right now, it seems like it’s just the institutions pushing money around, back and forth, while the Fly &
Co. extract the customary pound of flesh from margin accounts.
Now if Israel were to attack Iran…….
….Armageddon begins
Let’s not get that topic started again . . .
Im inclined to agree with alphadawg. We really need to get that “sideline money” trapped on the long side, to get a hard crash. Maybe we can get a republican euphoria rally in October, to fade.
I was extremely bearish into last Tuesday’s FOMC. I was hoping for a QE 2.0 rally. But, we never really got a rally, and we never really got QE 2. I keep patiently waiting for that “blow off top” event. But, it may never arrive.
Good call
I’m with Alpha… No crash
I predict a see saw Sept/Oct as usual followed by a holiday rally coasting from Nov through Jan.
All that extra savings America has been hoarding will soon spew onto a local shopping mall near you. Soon it will be cool again to outspend your friends and family during such a festive time of the year, Instead of complaing about the never ending pychological recession
“…complaing about the never ending pychological recession” – would that be the Phil Gramm indicator?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NVjq2py7BA
The demorats are going to save us from Phil types. http://www.alvin-greene.com
Breaking:
Specialy Sunday show tunes edition.
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Er, or “Special” — what happened to my edit button?
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It was taken away, along with your gold Fitty Cent-like necklace.
Based on your self-assessment questionnaire, mgmt assumed you didn’t need one.
It’s Sunday evening… don’t you have a Jewish cemetery to desecrate, StormTroll?
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Could you explain that sick comment, hater?
You’ve got the sick part, right, nutzie.
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Didn’t think so. You can’t explain your sickness, but I can define it.
From Wikipedia: “A troll is someone who posts inflammatory ….messages in an online community with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response.” Jake, you are the prototype of a troll.
Fine by me if Fly wants you dragging down an otherwise great site. But you’ve gone too far with your talk of desecrating a Jewish cemetery.
Fly is building a premier financial site with many intelligent and informed bloggers. IMO, he would do well to get rid of you, or at least restrain your hate speech. Buy MON, buy gold, blah, blah, blah, yawn. If people here recognize that there is a bull market in gold, then I can tell them of a gold fund that consistently blows away your pathetic performance and spare them the hate.
Are you the poster who suggested Israel be eliminated?
Please, spare me the martyrdom, Trolldy, you know eggsactly what I’m talking about. The only reason I spiked you is because you had the insolence to nip at my ankles once again, after already being called out.
You came on here the other day, shooting off your mouth about “the Lobby” (meaning the Joooos) controlling US policy. Are you going to deny that too?
It doesn’t take long for a lefty to tip his anti-Semitic hand, these days, and for you it was just a matter of time.
Of course, one form of hate often transfers unto another, and we know what you’ve been about since you’ve set foot on this site. One thing’s for sure, you’ve never offered one usable idea. You are a troll, plain and simple.
So please, make up all the new monikers you like to defend yourself — you cannot hide what you are, hater.
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that was amusing
Simply the desire to live and thrive makes one an asshole, by default. Someone, somewhere is going to bump heads with you because they have the same DNA sequence directing them to do the same exact bullshit.
Show me the fucker who exits the game and I’ll show you someone worth an ass kissing. In the meantime, directing energy at anything else merely justifies one’s own stupidity.
The WTF indicator, also known as the “Puma Punku Indicator”,occurs more frequently and is an amazingly accurate predictor of current market activity.
http://www.globes.co.il/serveen/globes/docview.asp?did=1000581912
Now let’s start divesting Harvard.
(Already done so w. Yale, years ago)
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I spit on all the paahked caahs in Haahvaahd yawhd.
Sounds like someone is still upset about not getting accepted and having to settle for 3rd tie ivy light.
Sounds kind of sensible given the risks of what would happen in those markets if Israel attacked Iran (or vice versa). Even with a outstanding return, why take that risk when similar returns for much lower risk are around in other parts of the world?
fly,
What is it about the September timetable for a sharp downturn?
I’d rather sleep during September.
Why Sep? It’s the confluence –
calculatedrisk blog mentions next week housing numbers are “known bad” due to July regional data, Cisco notes July tech bad. GDP revisions on import data, re-ramp of Eurofear, check any number of economists dismissing notion that 2Q corp profits will lead to 3Q hiring, we now know we had a 1-2Q inventory runup that failed to have retail follow-up, I mean, really, everything says economic numbers are crumbling at the same time sentiment is turning at the same time we realize 3Q earns are gonna fade. September sounds about right to me.
‘Course, for Fly it’s Sep just cuz he says so….
Crash in September? One to Remember.
Crash in October? Better Bend Over.
your a poet
and don’t even know it
Follow transportation. Do you think this is a good indicator to use to see if the economy is improving?
Hindenburg is baked in
Better get northcomm ready.
The states are all bankrupt. We cant afford to keep firefighters and police employed. Yet, somehow, we’re going to establish a jackboot martial law empire under northcom? I don’t see it happening. The budget for stormtrooper helmets has been drained, for the purpose of covering police pension deficits
There’s always coin for stormtrooper helmets. Just borrow from the fed.
HA! Perfect post, The Dr. Le Fly.
When every Joe Schmuck including my aunt knows about it, it’s irrelevant.
Yeah. Where’s the irrational exuberance and Nascrack rave parties that would precipitate such a move?
Panama
Fed govt just extended bailout for states
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8&feature=related
In that case– this instructional video may be more important now, than ever before.
I’m trading the Puma Punku indicator. It has predicted every crash in the past 17,000 years. ALIENS
The bailouts are bullshit. I think it’s hard to argue against a pullback starting now through October. Not a crash, but a pullback. I agree with Alphadawgg and Panama on the lack of players required for a crash scenario. Position yourself long in November for the predictable New Year rally.
10% pullback is all but guaranteed
I’m with you, however I would go as far as 15% given the possible shit shows that are forming.
I hope u fuckers have ample amounts of vxx rubbed on your chests
I wish I had developed that addiction when you did. Unfortunately, I misplayed it twice and decided to quit fucking with chest-fire.
eminant doom . . .I am a newbie… I already heart the Fly cause he makes a lot of sense and is somewhat “spot on” from time to time. I have been backtesting some of his remarks and have been “interested” in the correlations to the actual market. He thinks like me and I too, like to rip off faces. Dom’t we all? I just love the e-trade baby ads and the scott trade (doofis broker) ads, don’t you? Good comedy, good foddder, and modder. The fact is,I we make money, we don’t make money, whatever, but we do every thing we can not to loose it. Impending doom . . . Perhaps. . . O I am long for the next several days, perhaps lomger.
I love being long the vixx calls but am amply able to go the other way on a dime. we will get a bounce.
All we need to put a bid under equites , is to have TLT hit a ceiling. Based on sentiment, technichals, volume, market profile and ouija board readings–the bond dive could happen at any moment.
On a more humorous note:
Obama Says Private Accounts Would Endanger U.S. Social Security Benefits (Bloomberg)
“President Barack Obama said Republican proposals to have people invest Social Security benefits in private accounts would increase the U.S. budget deficit and put retirement money at risk to “the whims of Wall Street traders.”
In his weekly address on the radio and Internet, Obama marked the 75th anniversary of President Franklin Roosevelt’s signing of the Social Security Act, and said he would fight if Republicans try to convert the entitlement program to private investment accounts.
“I’d have thought, after being reminded how quickly the stock market can tumble, after seeing the wealth people worked a lifetime to earn wiped out in a matter of days, that no one would want to place bets with Social Security on Wall Street — that everyone would understand why we need to be prudent about investing the retirement money of tens of millions of Americans,” he said. ”
Yeah, everyone would much rather put their hard earned money in the hands of the prudent and bankrupt U.S. government, rather than invest it themselves.
And yes, Mr. President, t would increase the deficit, because YOU NEED THAT MONEY TO KEEP COMING IN TO THE TREASURY SO YOU CAN SPEND IT.
About the only thing private accounts would endanger is the PONZI SCHEME that is called “Social Security”. Besides, there is no “Social Security”, as it pertains to some so-called “trust fund”.
The government doesn’t “invest” the people’s social security money in a trust, it SPENDS it, you idiot!
Nice rant. I can hear the libtards whining already 🙂
“We’re from the Government, and we’re here to help.”
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Full faith & credit annuity, anyone?
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No Social Security benefits for you!
Anyone under 60+ who thinks they will get anything from SS is dreaming
Agreud. We young-uns are thoroughly screwed.
” I already heart the Fly cause he makes a lot of sense and is somewhat “spot on” from time to time”
Oh, come now. Fly almost never makes any sense. He’s just correct with amazing frequency. Totally different…
Jake and Purdy need their own blog.
I have my own blog. He is my Troll. What’s it to you, noob-toast?
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You do indeed, however, most of your action takes place on The Fly’s space and involves either your non-humorous phonetic posts and/or your inane political rants and Purdy’s subsequent responses – hence my suggestion for you two to take it to a neutral space.
I apologize for the distraction. But there are some things that Jake says that just cannot be left unanswered. I hope that Fly restrains him as I have no desire to have to answer his “when did you stop beating your wife” type of provocations. It is a waste of all of our time.
Until then, I have no choice but to jab back at a humorless prig.
I’ve labeled it “Jake-bait” and often find it difficult not to fall for. You always have an intelligent response to Jake’s rants, but inevitably you and Jake get into some bullshit high school cafeteria-style feud that serves no purpose.
I’m only critiquing this because I feel that both of you have insightful opinions on the market and I wish that the two of you would focus on that instead of the political farce that is the US.
(Purdy II backslaps Purdy I to keep the Storm trooper posting from the last thread on the down low)
Clever… for a cretin.
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No storm trooping Jake. Just another case of your bias getting the best of you on the internets.
Whatever, pal. Just remember which moniker to use at the right time.
Lame.
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Monickers ‘changed’ to evaluate the responses.
The only commentary that was out of line was the commodore 64 comment. I can’t imagine how annoying it would be to hook up to the internet with one these days.
Okay, I’ll give you that, Ernst Stavros.
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It’s the internets people. Created by the masseuse king, Al Gore himself. Take what you read with a grain or two…..maybe a tablespoon of salt. Good grief people take themselves a little toooo seriously sometimes.
All in all this site contains fairly civil discourse. If you want to see some real flaming check out the bilge at http://www.thehulltruth.com Hilarious. (It’s a boating forum btw.)
Funny how the last Hindenburg Indicator appeared during the lows of 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmVIbdSg2xA&feature=more_related
Jake and purdy
Keep this shit off my blog. I will do all the hating here, and more
You want to back that anti-semitic asshole and his sock-puppet? That’s your decision, I guess.
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Listen Jake. You’re at your best when you post re-runs about precious metals and SLW. When you get off that track you debase yourself with your immature and close-minded thoughts. If I gave a shit what you thought, I would post on your blog. Given the fact that I don’t, I find great offense with your stupidity and politically racist posts. I’m trying to interact with people who may or may not have similar market interests with me; not to occupy my time with your pathetic and predictable white bread observations of the world.
Yawn. Why is it all you lefties use the same tiresome shibboleths and think they’ll pass for educated discourse?
Can you be any more transparent with your tenuous grasp on diction and your hoary claims of racism? Seriously, get a new schtick, young airhead, or join your forebears in the trash bin of history.
Diversion for lack of critical thought Jake – so predictable – I feel like Purdy’s back-slapper.
By the way Jake, I’m Jewish.
I’m not certain to whom you are referring. If you mean the palavar from the knee-jerk sock puppet, I agree.
Good to hear you are Jewish. Mazel tov.
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He’s obviously referring to you you simp. Also, I doubt that he’s impressed with your patronizing “Good to hear your Jewish. Mazel tov.” …not everyone is a one-dimensional as you.
Jake, most Jews are aware of the power of the Likud-controlled Israeli lobby, so you aren’t likely to be snowing JF2.
Also, not all Jews believe the same shit – you stupid fuck. There are plenty of Jews who vocally oppose the AIPACers (J Street) …Jews who see the importance of how Israel’s behavior is perceived OUTSIDE OF THE US.
Also, when you toss around the term anti-Semite, you further display your ignorance. The brown people you love to cluster bomb in the mid-east are Semitic peoples as well.
Dumb fuck. …God I wish Fly had chosen to stifle you.
I am not backing anything. I have no agenda accept making money here.
Fine, when the trolls start delivering money making ideas, call me.
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Or when you start causing money to flee you should be ringed too, right Jake?
Well, I guess we can decide on whom is more important to the site when that time comes.
Gosh knows, as Purdy Troll says, I could easily be replaced by a good mutual fund.
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You have just been trolled by Jake. He completely ignored your request to stfu and calls me an anti-Semite and you a backer of anti-Semitism and all you say is that you’re “backing nothing” – – thereby letting his premise stand? Unacceptable.
There is a difference between his usual blather where he calls all critics commies, a (fill-in-the-blank)tards, a douches, and his more recent hysterics.
Shut him the fuck up or I will answer the asshole and this forum will be dragged further down Jake’s hole …or ban me and he will have accomplished his goal of stifling anyone not intimidated by a tenacious propagandist.
Your conversation with yourself is quite amusing, Troll-tard.
If you don’t want to get the more than equal measure of your personal nastiness, then try being a nicer person. Or don’t, as I couldn’t give a crafty care.
You have chosen to make yourself my personal thorn, so expect to reap the whirlwind for it.
It’s not surprising, given your other lefty political statements, that you think it’s acceptable to re-blather the anti-semitic claptrap like you were on the pages of Democrat Underground, but know this.
I will call you out every time for it, you leering, non-contributing, pathetic troll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7qFlyiOSq8&feature=related
you wanted truth , now you have it
Politics in the U.S. Scroll down to the cartoon with the cow.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread525810/pg1
That funny.
All this talk about a crash being unlikely prompts me to ask this question:
If, as assumed, we drop 10 to 15% from these levels in the fall, we will be at in the low 900s on the SPX. That may spook many. If that further selloff breaks below out 870, (July 2009 low) the stampede looks like it runs to the November 08 lows or lower. Thoughts?
Keep in mind in the volume; Alphadawgg and Panama are correct in that there are not as many players in the market right now to create a ‘crash’ – in other words, it is unlikely that that the market drops below 900 unless an actual event happens along the way.
my apologizes on the repeats
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Y’all see TLT ripping…?
I see TLT dropping to 100$ or lower by friday–easily.
lol @ the homo hammer of death pic
Gasparino’s pic used with permission?
I am god like and my balls are wet from a good sucking.
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