iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Snatched Your Chain

You were going for a stroll, talking on your iPhone to your fucking faggot friends, while sipping on a cup of hot latte, when some guy ran past you and snatched your fucking chain off your neck—sending you face first to the ground,  jaw first.

That was Mr. Market, if you are curious to know.

Off to fuck with my yard.

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40 comments

  1. The Sandman

    FIG!!

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  2. shindig

    yo

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  3. Slopey-Dope

    No need to panic, here is the chart showing the bounce we are due…

    http://a.imageshack.us/img683/4879/dow1930todow2010.png

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  4. HuggieBear

    My FAZmobile isnt going very fast.

    I have these september SPY puts i need to make a decision on. We’ll see where the day closes i guess.

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    • HuggieBear

      Dumped hallf of them…..fuggit

      These idgits will prolly try to close above the 200.

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    • The Fly

      FAZ is the fastest car out there right now

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      • HuggieBear

        yeah i see what you mean

        i just bought a nibble….1000 shares seemed like a lot but wasn’t paying attention to % allocation.

        oh well…im just tyring to make a nibble or two today….no biggy.

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      • turd

        cough cough. i believe my TZA is outpacing the FAZ. plus, i’ve been recommending selling SPY calls.

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  5. AfterIt100

    Wu Tang Financial…. ya gotta diversify yo bonds…

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  6. francesco

    I saw that guy
    hailed him , with gifts

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  7. The_Real_Hmmm

    Nailed that call on short weak retail yesterday. BONT is dumping out. TJX and HOTT are both gay. Go eat a fashion bug. CAGC is ripping again.

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  8. Minute Trader

    Channel forming? Time to go to work.

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  9. noodle

    trading is only half method

    the other half is attitude

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  10. Patrick

    Fly = Debo

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  11. buylo

    Didn’t you sell FAZ just a couple days ago? Make up your mind! How are we supposed to follow these day trades?

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    • Minute Trader

      Sorry about that Buylo, we are on different time frames. I got screwed holding Direxion overnight more than once. It is a good hedge I guess.

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  12. Minute Trader

    We are in a short term channel and faz looks good right here for the next few minutes!
    Couple of days…LOL

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  13. Orangejello

    Where is this 300+ point drop you were talking about?

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    • francesco

      there’s more downside in today’ tape …. if price action doesn’t cahnge all in a while , again ..

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  14. bubo

    If market performs like that, on Monday we should be 150 up again.

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  15. ruggyup

    Minerva and I are still fluttering around SDRL and SSW. Screw the consumer and their gay bubblegum. Dancing offshore.

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  16. FIG

    Bot HK at 17.16. Looks like a bull flag pattern building.

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  17. Le Fly

    Is it 4 oclock yet?

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  18. Bullish

    According to my calculations via my iPhone on the golf course… Everyone is screwed today, yet none of my holdings are down but a fraction – some actually slightly green.
    Good day

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  19. Wall$treetKid

    Great post Fly…

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  20. Alvari40

    The mutha of all fakeout-shakeout-breakouts is about to be hoisted upon this market…..and you are driving around in that?

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  21. Dayman

    Who is this Mr. Market fellow and why does he insist on taking things from me? Someone should lock him up for good.

    On a flight to Buffalo to punish myself.

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    • Minute Trader

      It’s the thing.

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    • ruggyup

      Buffalo? Once upon a time ago we were driving past Buffalo on the NTS Thruway and I said we were not going to stop in Buffalo even though we had once lived there. My 7 year old son(at the time) quickly said, “Good, that’s the place that stinks!” Have a nice trip Dayman. Buffalo is sort of like Cleveland but not as nice.

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  22. Trading_Nymph

    It is just plain fun sometimes.

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  23. Kreizi

    I am looking at TZA, FAZ, VXX, and conclude that I better play EUR/USD next time…

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  24. Bubbles

    How is the new sod growing on your bed of egregious chemicals?

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