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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A “Fuck You” Box

Do you really think I give a shit about advertisers? Wait until my ad guy takes a look at this title; he will stroke the fuck out. Frankly, as opposed to being entirely disingenuous and a bold faced liar, I do not care. While it’s true, the ad revenues from iBC affords Woodshedder and Co. with shiny new fiddles and turkeys for Thanksgiving, my heart is as black as coal.

Let me give you school girls a fucking lesson, at my expense, regarding stocks and how they can rip your face off. NEVER EVER hold a stock that annoys you. Forget about percentage loss/gain. If the fucking stock pisses you off, sell it 10 ways till Sunday. Call the CEO up and tell him to go fuck a fire hydrant, then sell the shares twice over. Hell, short the stock, then take out full sized ads in the NYT’s exclaiming the undeniable facts about the CEO being a full blown transvestite.

I am talking about my “super-sized” fuck you, you’re dead position in SD. Good ol’ Sandridge did it again.

Everything was going fine, until those motherfuckers decided to tell the world how fucking gay they are. Instead of wearing pants to their asshole oil/gas wells, those bitches should wear dresses and spend their days kicking each other in the scrotum. I am done waiting for those lying cocksuckers to get it right.

Aside from that, everything is just peachy. My VXX is made of ice. It doesn’t move anymore. And, GLW, SWN, WTI, FTK are on siesta.

I sold out of MMR for small gain.

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42 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I’m first?
    FIG

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  2. francesco

    vulgar vulgar , vulgar

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  3. turd

    VULGAR? CHECK OUT THE KING OF THE PEANUT GALLERY FOR VULGAR.

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  4. J

    Did you sell out of SD, Fly?

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  5. BernieCornfeld

    So does that mean you got on the SD cc and told them to go “Fuck a firehydrant?”

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    • Po Pimp

      I didn’t hear it on the replay, but there was about a minute gap in the audio. Might have been censored out.

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  6. Jacky

    I want to take off my belt and slap Fly on the face with it … am i banned?

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  7. omen

    ouch… Does this mean you’ve sold out of the SD position?

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  8. TraderCaddy

    I say do not be concerned with a stock loss
    I hear the Obama Cadre will be having a Stocks for Clunkers program and Treasury will give you a good stock for your dog stock.

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  9. scott

    Is this the shit our kids watch?

    That video is just wrong. just way wrong.

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    • The Fly

      Oh, you don’t like the classy ending when he kills the nice lady and her brains splatter on the camera in a whimsical mad face logo?

      This is what you call Rap Comedy Gold.

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      • The Fly

        For the record, my kids don’t watch any of this shit, as I am their prison guard.

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        • SteveTheNeighbor
          SteveTheNeighbor

          I hate to tell you Neighbor but Mrs. Steve and I caught Fly, Jr and Steve, Jr. watching this video and some porn on cable- a show called The Bachelorette. We didn’t want to say anything because Fly, Jr. is afraid you will take away his keys to your yellow PT Cruiser. So please don’t be harsh on the boychik.

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          • robert(rob_pvb)

            you are just not clever, funny no matter how hard you try. what does it mean…?

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    • TraderCaddy

      The video kind of reminds me of The Beatles trailer for Yellow Submarine.
      You just have to read between the lines (or be drunk) while watching the Fly video.

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  10. alphadawgg

    Thanks to the fires and drought in Russia, IPI is on the move again.

    So are MON, POT, and other fertilizer stocks.

    Who needs grains when you can have ammonium nitrate?

    “MILK THE FARMER” is back in bidness, baby.

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    • The Fly

      LNN time?

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      • alphadawgg

        I sense a resurgence of an old theme here.

        DE, LNN, AGU, CF, MOO, etc….

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        • Yogi & Boo Boo

          alpha – How about a post in the PeeGee for old time’s sake? Maybe a bit on how to manage the income side of a portfolio? BTW, I’m still holding some of your “old” income rec’s. The gains are too egregious to mention. Thanks.

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      Been keeping my eye on CAGC since I got into it in June. Those fertilizer stocks are gonna be great over there. Only 14% of China has arable land. Why not use chemicals, especially in the land of tainted goods. With food CPI high and floods (not positive which crops were affected if any) destroying shit, this one is a backboard breaker.

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  11. checklist

    I feel your pain. Lying non performing managementis intolerably awful even if you make money on the trade. Acas made me feel that way even though I bought in march 09. Terds

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  12. bubo

    Do not worry about SD. There is still next year, and next year… It’s becoming second FTK …

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  13. TraderCaddy

    Isn’t SD a sexually transmitted disease?

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    • bubo

      It’s basically two word sex and domino (could be domination too). Or sociopath damnfuck.

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  14. checklist

    I have to say… I am not in sd, but it looks cheap. Made 20 cents, ebitda around a buck

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    • checklist

      Hedgegains were the profit and more I see. I have no position or opinion here

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  15. Vytis

    Fly,

    I’ve been reading you for a while now and enjoy every word you’ve ever written. I must say this is the funniest piece of writing I have EVER read.

    Thank you from the bottom of every tear ( from laughing so hard) running down my face.

    V

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  16. Woodshedder

    Does this headline mean no more new shiny fiddles?

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    • drummerboy

      shedder, fear not,i have a 79’strat laying around, so you can keep a pickin an a grinnin if you want hehehe.

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      • Woodshedder

        Nice! I don’t play the fiddle anyway. Grandma’s fiddle just hangs on the wall and my son’s stays in the case (thank goodness).
        I have from time to time played the banjo, mandolin, dobro, and auto-harp, although I’m not very good on those instruments. I prefer a good acoustic guitar like my 2003 Collings D1-A, or a nice Strat 😉

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  17. drummerboy

    hey fly…do you wash your mouth out before you kiss the kids and old lady after each work day.dude i’m fucking dying over here… fuck the picks,cause the comedy is better

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