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Commentary is not necessary. You know where I stand. I sold out of TZA, due to shadows near my favorite urinal. However, it’s worth noting, one of those shadows did look like Jakegint. And, I added to WTI, in a pretty big way.

Be well, or not.

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67 comments

  1. The Sandman

    My first FIG!

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    • Vegastrader

      What is a FIG?

      I assume its not:

      The mano fico, also called figa, is an Italian amulet of ancient origin. Examples have been found from the Roman era, and it was also used by the Etruscans. Mano means “hand” and fico or figa means “fig,” with the idiomatic slang connotation of a woman’s genitals. (An English slang equivalent might as well be “pussy hand.”) It represents a hand gesture in which the thumb is thrust between the curled index and middle fingers in obvious imitation of hetorsexual intercourse.

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  2. noodle

    ra ra ra ra ra ra

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9GvbruNKYU&feature=related

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  3. JakeGint

    I only haunt the ladies’.

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    • HawaiiFive0

      Hat tip to Jake!

      And all hail to IAG, and ANV!

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      • Po Pimp

        Looks like IAG had a quaint little move today. But behold the essence of burnt burlap coming from the 30% ATPG short position. Those little fuckers is dead.

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      The shadows are wraiths, harbingers of misfortune confined to the back office corridors.

      You’re talking about some Chuck Berry type shit. Johnny, be goode [sic].

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  4. Jay316

    DeadMau is sick.

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  5. zephler

    deadMau is boring techno – you have to get into this century and listen to real electronic music –> DUBSTEP

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  6. zephler

    the stephen hawkings voice is so dated and lame – uggg – what bad techno …..like Benni Benasi

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  7. goon

    i assume tza is in ur PA since you said your only downside hedge was vxx

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    • JakeGint

      He sold out. Check last post.

      _____

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      • omfgitsjd

        My virgin attempt to get in on VXX at 21.65 on monday resulted in me selling it at 21.47 today.
        It was a negligible loss for me. Overall I’m still up 4.6% for the year, mainly because of significant diversification and dividend re-investment participation.

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  8. Apocalypse Now

    The last time urinal shadows were consulted there was an all in call followed by a fall. At that time we had been trending higher as well, similar to now – perhaps your earlier call was just that – early.

    On the other hand, I see the politics of the upcoming election and Greenspan continuing to make the news stating that the markets are important to lead the economy by promoting confidence (PPT pump). QEII around the corner? The market is the only thing they can pump, the economy, incomes, demographics, credit and the money multiplier are not good – but what does that have to do with the market?

    I am mentally stuck in primarily cash with some PM’s and energy but I don’t like it. Need confirmation on a direction with a decent risk/reward setup.

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    • panamaorange

      QE2 would send oil up to 85$ and above.
      The price action in IWM over the last few days is becoming very clear. Smallcaps do not like 80$+ oil.

      On the off-chance the fed does not ease, and we get a good jobs report, we’d see a US Dollar short squeeze. That would hammer XLB materials stocks. The US dollar has formed a vivid bullish descending wedge. We are one headline away from a rocket ride upward. Bad Geopolitical news, or Good econ news, would be all that is required.

      So, i see nothing but doom ahead. I have been mostly bullish over the last year, with the exception of the top in April. Im actually more bearish here than I was then.

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      • prech

        I know that in theory lower rates means banks borrow more and lend more to more people… However, if home prices keep failing, income keeps dropping as unemployment keeps going higher, who in the world are the banks going to lend to as foreclosures continue to mount?

        Plus, why would the fed ruin their own balance sheets by buying up bad debt in the name of “saving the economy?

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        • FIG

          This country is bankrupt, and its creditors are no longer interested in paying high prices for our bonds. That is why the fed will ruin its balance sheet and buy up bad debt.

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          • Cascadian

            People are paying really low prices for bonds. Int. rates are near -0-.

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  9. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    we are going to hell in a handbasket. you are buying damn near the top.

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    • Russian Saylor

      you sound like you are in hell already….

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    • alphadawgg

      You’re smarter than your average bear, but your timing might be a tad premature.

      It’s party time again.

      The delusion continues…….

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      • HuggieBear

        Alpha, im net long with severe hegdes in place. I ended the day up .25%….not great, but i am going to rape and pillage on the way down.

        I am just waiting for oversold/bought hybrid reaedings to run afucking-mock

        till then…I think i can carve out market neutral upside weekly.

        maybe.

        But more importantly….im not going to lose much….that much i guarantee and that is my #1 goal (capital preservation) and to learn PATIENCE (looking for 2-5 big opportunities per year to plunder).

        I work full time so i cant be diving in and out….not any more.

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  10. ruggyup

    Not even a hint of a question about The Fly’s WTI. Just interesting that Minerva, my pet owl, nudged me into falling off the branch onto SDRL. Totally different reasons than Fly’s, I am sure, but that’s what makes horse races.

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  11. Le Fly

    Marginal positions huggie

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    • HuggieBear

      didnd;t mean you sir fly…i know you are only dabbling to take advantage of momentum while positioning yourself for the coming decline….we both know it might not show up until Q3 earnings season, so lots of time between now and then for short term swing trades.

      But im only swing trading on extremes for now. And this is a market muddle in the middle.

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  12. Dennis

    Alpha, what are you holding; if anything, long and short term?

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  13. alphabetabanjo

    Amp up the Disclaimers….they seem soft

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  14. StocksRider

    Announcing wikipedia entry of FIG – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.I.G.
    update – darn it! they seem to have taken it down. fucking idiots.
    update 2 – you are supposed to add a “.” at the end of F.I.G
    for some reason the link above forgets to add the “.”

    Fuck this – it was supposed to be light and shit and it has made me write a fucking long explanation.

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    • FIG

      Finally, a wiki article explaining FIG for all the newbies. Now, if only Fly would acknowledge this historic accomplishment.

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    • Kenai

      That is pure awesomeness. 🙂

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Couldn’t find it but I found this about Tim & Fly:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_the_Tiny_Horse

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    • Dayman

      01:05, 5 August 2010 Rje (talk | contribs) deleted “F.I.G.” ? (A7: No explanation of the subject’s significance (real person, animal, organization, or web content): holdon rejected. This subject is clearly neither significant nor important.)

      Lol, at the unnecessary last sentence.

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  15. Bob the Analyst

    I always liked your clever parody of the relationship between the (re)formation of semantic drift and the cooptation of exchange value and thought is was a masterpiece of unreductive exactness.

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  16. alphadawgg

    Dennis—

    Since about mid-July, I’m sitting in:

    EWA, EEM, RSP, XLE, XLB, JNK

    FCX, PBR, DO, DE, CAT, VZ, AAP, SO, AGNC, NLY

    among others. Those are my largest holdings making up close to 50% of positions.

    You can see a few other names in the PPT under my ‘watchlist’, but I haven’t updated that list in some time.

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  17. Kenny Rogers

    Stock market is for gamblers

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    • alphadawgg

      Ya pays yer money, and ya takes yer chances.

      “Ya gotta know when to hold ’em, …. know when to fold ’em, ….know when to walk away,…and know when to run.”

      But, you already know that, no?

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    • omfgitsjd

      LOL. I bought 1000 paper shares of apple in 1986 at $3/share. The DOW was at an egregiously high 1529. It was nothing more than a simple investment in a company I had faith in.

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  18. JakeGint

    Fly, you see the latest from Jerry Nadler?

    Gotta give the fat bastid some credit for giant bawls.

    ______

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    • alphadawgg

      Yeah but….

      they, along with the rest of the prolitariat, will still have to deal with more taxes due to H.R. 3590, Sec. 9002 “Inclusion of Cost of Employer-Sponsored Health Coverage on W-2″….

      http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?c111:7:./temp/~c111wWQpw9:e2349140:

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      • JakeGint

        That’s really an outrage… what right do they have to get such detailed reports? Fugging Big Brother….

        _______

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        • alphadawgg

          They’re the government, and they’re here to help….unfettered and unchecked, no less.

          The douchebags who voted for the Community-Organizer-in-Chief should be willing to be taxed a double portion—-you know, as a show of support.

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  19. Carsony

    Kenny why did you get a facelift

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  20. bubo

    Wow, all of the sudden almost all has horns on their forehead now. Everybody it’s in bull mode..

    Even Le Fly has turned bullish now. Well, probably chop some carrots time is approaching faster than it should….

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  21. Carsony

    Ya very true, all the bears are becoming bulls.. I may not be able
    To give my vxx position away. My
    mistake nobody else. Just thinking out loud.

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  22. HuggieBear

    Fly

    I know you have a bearish fall thesis, and are planning to position yourself to take advantage. I would appreciate some insight into your plan on how to execute that positioning in what has become a risk-on trade world.

    A little blog post in the PPT illustrating your strategy would be helpful. Obviously, you are de-positioning at themoment, which appears to be smart. But, when will you start wading into the deep into the pool and upon what signals.

    I’ll see you within the Halls of Distinguished Gentlemen on this topic, hopefully.

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  23. banker

    hey fly you old fart! Hows going? So it was your mofo PPT that told you to buy TZA? HA-HA-HA Funny like shit. How much you charge for it? I want to buy a subscription. HAAAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAA

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  24. banker

    hey fly you old fart! By the way can you spare what is the “PPT reading” today? Is it 2.29 or 3.11 or whatever the “PPT number” is in the range of 1.97 to 3.26. Anyway, and also please tell me what that number means, is it time to buy TZA or TNA? ( just between us – it is a random number within the range, right? )

    Looking forward to other idiocies you puke here on your “blog”,
    respectfully yours.
    O yea, you old fart, do not even bother blocking me, next time i am going to check your “blog” is going to be in few months, most likely in 2011. Be well and do not drink too much of that cheap champaigne, it is bad for you.

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    • InspectorInvestor
      InspectorInvestor

      WTF? first cramer’s ads pop up on ibc and now he’s a regular poster … this world is fucked up like a rat on decon

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  25. JakeGint

    I could definitely see the urinal shadows speaking from the back of the toilets in those robotic voices … to a techno beat.

    “Some-times things get com-pli-ca-ted!”

    ___________

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  26. bman32474

    Banker are you Cramer?

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  27. buylo

    If you are Cramer, would you and Fly kindly autograph your book for me and just FedEx it straightaway. Dankeschoen.

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  28. Le Fly

    Banker

    I am sure my ytd gains are greater than yours.

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    • JakeGint

      Plus, you know how to spell champagne. Which is a bonus.

      ________

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    • alphadawgg

      banker is definitely Cramer….the lack of complete sentences…the rambling and disconnected thoughts, and of course the fact that he purposely neglected to spout a big bad ‘booyah!’ , in order to conceal his identity.

      banker, you pick stocks like a drunken Chinese prostitute….rike, vely suckee!

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  29. arch

    well, look at this , a red number on my screen..this is not acceptable.. and i dont like it…not one single bit..not sure what im going to do about it.. if anything….my girly friend has informed me since shes off tomorrow so am i..so will figure out something then..but from the looks of it somebody got scared and sold their VXX right after closing…fucken ball sac.

    gentlemen,till tomorrow

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  30. JakeGint

    Don’t look now, but it’s a a real live message from the urinal shadows!

    ____________

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    • alphadawgg

      LOL! Freakin’ leprechaun rapper. Did you write and star in that production?

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      • JakeGint

        I wish I wrote that, it’s genius.

        No, I just starred.

        (and I have an executive producer credit as well)

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  31. The_Real_Hmmm

    iBC bloggers playing Oregon Trail to a real city and Fly is going to “progressive” California, what the fuck is next? Ezra actually becomes better than that other loser band?

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  32. Cascadian

    ShadowZ near your favorite urinal? Is it some sort of circle jerk hangout?

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  33. rain noodle

    those bitches and shit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC7MJ8l73SQ

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