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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ENTER BEARSHITTER

You lose, Good Sir. Well played and I certainly do appreciate your zestful efforts. Howsoever, you lose.

Thanks for playing.

Good day

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53 comments

  1. Kreizi

    Develoåing

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  2. Joe

    Just shorted via DXD

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  3. Clegger_2000

    .—- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- ..— .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- -…. .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- …– .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .—-

    http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm

    Indeud

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    • omfgitsjd

      Looks like the text conversion here loses the format needed for translation. How unfortunate.

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  4. Kreizi

    Robots fuck everyone. Nobody stays a virgin.

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  5. Real Texan

    I still think we go down some more, but it will be a battle. Nice action for day trading though.

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  6. The Fly

    It was a grotesque failure for the bulls, one that will be studied in halls of MIT for centuries to come.

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  7. Apocalypse Now

    VXX and TLT still down, tune in tomorrow same bat channel, same bat time.

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  8. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Government shoots Oracle. Who’s next?

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  9. AfterIt100

    futures getting whomped

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  10. goon

    BREAKING NEWS – MARKET CRASHES to the tune of 0.4%
    VICTORIOUS BEARS REJOICE

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  11. panamaorange

    Next friday’s Jobs number is bad for the Bulls either way

    Good number= Short squeeze in the US dollar, leading to commodities hitting a brick wall

    Bad number= Crash in XLY , RTH sectors.

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  12. franky

    I had to look up Bearshitter in the iBC Dictionary to make sure you were still bearish. Being scared makes me stupid.

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  13. Trading_Nymph

    Rolling, Rolling on the River ala Tina Turner……the sell off was Nice and Easy….just the way I wanted it in my little perfect world….not fast and rough.

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  14. Bullish

    The best part of the Fly’s video clip is to see the other sick videos he’s been watching… live suicides? crazy tv producers? Big time wrestling? LOL… good stuff

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  15. The_Real_Hmmm

    And this is why I hate the VIX, despite liking it as a hedging tool. They call it the volatility index but base it on the implied volatilities of S&P index puts/calls etc. There should be a true volatility or variance type index that measures the number of and amplitude of swings on an absolute basis. That is true volatility in my opinion, not something based off of what traders are pricing in options. I would say a day like today was incredibly volatile but the VIX compressed. Go fuck a Faberge egg.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler
      Mr. Cain Thaler

      Like the new gravitar Hmmm.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        Thanks. It’s an actual Lucky Strike ad. The whole concept is hilarious to me on so many levels.

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  16. arch

    i didnt lose

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  17. Random Punk

    return of the Double-Dip-Shitters

    LeFly:
    Time for a cartoon..Good Sir

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  18. Simon Vincent

    Mr Fly

    You have devised an algorithm that adapts to circumstances within circumscribed limits (PPT)

    Without those limits?

    Pair-trading, for instance?

    Or is that General Fuckery?

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  19. Russian Saylor

    Bears are ready to shit all over themselves. I agree.

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  20. Dirk Diggler

    I took my wife to a fancy restaurant downtown for our 9 year anniversary last night. Hungry and full of love, we rolled up and parked around the corner. As we pulled into our spot, we look over and see a dirty homeless guy about 10 feet away, pissing through a fence. The smell of urine was strong and horrendous, however the dinner which followed was truly amazing. It felt a little like this most recent VXX trade, with a little suffering up front. That being said, I’ve never had a bad meal at Le Fly’s. In fact, Fly paid for our dinner last night.

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    • kreizi

      Dirk Diggler has a wife. LOL. Weird world, indeed.

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    • Russian Saylor

      smell of urine before fine dinner?

      no thanks lmao

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      • Dirk Diggler

        The alternative was to valet… with which I have issues.

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Is that like napalm in the morning but hairier?

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    • omfgitsjd

      That was Le Fly’s Chef on a quick break before making the special sauce.

      I’m still waiting on a little conviction one way or another.

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  21. noodalboy

    fly, do you work out?

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    • drummerboy

      he sure does……he picks his nose, and those fucking buggers are around 20 troy ounces each he does 5 reps of 10

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  22. Tony

    I was looking at an intraday 5-minute chart, and just about fell off my chair. i had to put this side-by-side with a weekly.

    FRACTALS anyone???

    http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/tonygal/spy-w-5.png

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  23. Carsony

    Fly,
    When you were talking about biting someone in the skull today, I think MIke Tison could relate to that one.

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  24. HuggieBear

    Sometimes it is about bulls and bears, and then othertimes its about a deflationary depression. In a deflationary depression, there are only bears and victims.

    It looks like history does a lot more than rhyme at certain times.

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  25. Sierra Investor
    Sierra Investor

    -… .-. . -. – … – ..- .-.. .. -.-

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  26. Le Fly

    Sarin gas. Take a whiff

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  27. Carsony

    Anyone know about voice activated text messaging. It seems to make sense.

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    • Dirk Diggler

      My lawyer buddy does that that all the time on his blackberry with some program he downloaded. Works like a charm.

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  28. Carsony

    I am saying that when we text we speak and it delivers to the other person in a text. Much safer when driving.

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