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Special Message From Your Future Local Chinese Prison Factory: HAR, HAR, HAR

A very nice market reversal for you American cock-a-suckers. I hope you were able to a buy a good amounts of stocks at a higher prices, you fuck-a-face.

On a side note, I’m glad to be hedged. It’s gonna be a fucked up summer.

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39 comments

  1. Random Punk

    U kill-a-me homeboy….funny-U haha
    Fibanazi no lie round eye

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  2. Frank White

    That last hour went beyond plain vanilla gay right to rocky road gay.

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  3. Kreizi

    I felt I had tiny brains in the morning, and now I feel like I’ve grown mighty titanium balls over the day instead. The problem is I have no idea what the market will endow me with tomorrow.

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  4. Dubz

    indeed. Lagos, Portugal, DO IT!

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  5. A Monkey With a White Guy
    A Monkey With a White Guy

    Will Smith singing, SUCKS! That song is irritating at best and he sounds whiter than me trying to rap it out.

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  6. Sierra Investor
    Sierra Investor

    “Toodle-loo motherfuuuucccckkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaas ”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DwmPAjKb2E&feature=related

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  7. dave

    Hoveround should be public. These motherfuckers called me today.

    Dothead – I would like to offer you a free wheelchair paid for by Medicare.
    Dave – That sounds like an awesome deal.
    Dothead – Can you walk?
    Dave – I walk just fine, but I’m fuckin lazy and I want that free wheelchair.
    Dothead – We can you send you the paperwork to get you started.
    Dave – You guys fucking suck. No wonder the U.S. is going broke.

    Click….

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    • Cascadian

      You could even go to school on student loans they will arrange, so the school gets paid. When you graduate there will be no jobs, just student loans to pay back.

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  8. The_Real_Hmmm

    I (precisely) took a king-sized Sharpie to the upper lip of those long gold and ABX on Friday with my rather bold top call. Walk around your neighborhood like a jackass now with your old time weight lifter handlebar mustache as I grin behind the veil of the slyly opened venetian blinds.

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    • goldbugvariations
      goldbugvariations

      Since you’re so bold, might I suggest shorting gold?

      Use DZZ, the double-short ETF.

      After all, gold has topped. What could go wrong?

      Check in with us in a few months to let us know how it went.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        I wasn’t speaking on an absolute timeline, just making a bold short term point-the-bat-to-left-centerfield call amidst the meekness during an uneventful Friday. Sometimes you just gotta put your dick in the artichoke dip and see what happens.

        Municipalities and state budgets are on the stove now and it smells like shit. Have you read their ideas to plug the CA deficit? Nothing short of brilliant stuff here.

        Electronic license plates with ads. http://money.cnn.com/2010/06/21/news/economy/california_budget_electronic_plates/

        Or how about this: Democrats in the Assembly have their own plan, which includes selling $8.9 billion in bonds backed by future unclaimed redemptions from the state’s bottle recycling program.

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      • CosmoKramer

        A little warning on DZZ. It’s one of those etfs (or etns) setup as a crappy partnership and you will get a K-1 for your 1040. If you trade it a few times you may end up pulling out your hair figuring out the taxes. And the K-1 usually arrives after 4/15 for some reason or other which makes it even more enjoyable.

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  9. pHukDovr

    Markets just pausing here, or rolling over for another leg down? http://tinyurl.com/27o9usg

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  10. TheArtist

    or….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8I9ZoWSYJg

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  11. Gunners

    at 1:30 in the video “The weather’s hot and girls are dressing less” then they cut to a scene with one girl wearing jeans hiked up to her chest, one girl wearing overalls, and one wearing a vest. HOT

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  12. arch

    my pillaging in the market was limited today …i was expecting more

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  13. buy

    we didn’t buy any stocks. your buds from PPT bought stocks in a bunch.

    sample http://ibankcoin.com/rcblog/2010/06/21/morning-moves-9/

    sold tza and bought jsda…lol

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  14. GFY

    Hey that sounds like Italian!

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  15. omfgitsjd

    Speaking of artichoke dip. No head and shoulders of VXX could be complete without a lower volume last hurrah followed by a precipitous castration of the holders.

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  16. panamaorange

    Costanza trade candidate for tomorrow’s open.

    Long XHB

    If we get a red open, i’ll consider getting some XHB. Yes, the fundamentals are horrible. It is headed much lower.

    But, this sector is looking unusually crowded short into FOMC minutes. It should be good for at least one fakeout squeeze up between now, and the FOMC release.

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  17. Carsony

    When you look at how screwed up our country has gotten make me mad. The goverment is not capable of running our country. Clinton and bush were a joke.

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  18. CosmoKramer

    panamaorange: Also note that existing home sales are at 10:00 AM. If they are worse than expected and the usual builders like PHM,RYL,DHI,LEN, etc don’t go down then start buying for a trade. This happens all of the time. Also look at ITB etf which is pure home builders. XHB has Lowes and HD in it.

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    • panamaorange

      Thanks. Good points.

      Only real risk is some kind of surprise hawkish FOMC statement. As a result, im looking for a pre-FOMC squeeze. Id rather not gamble through the actual statement.
      My one problem with ITB is the relatively low volume. XHB does 7 million. ITB does about 300k shares a day.
      It might make it harder to jump out of it, quickly, into a spike.

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      • CosmoKramer

        New home sales at 10:00 AM on Weds. (as opposed to existing home sales tomorrow) and FOMC release is at 2:15 PM on Weds. so I guess it depends on how long your holding period is. Mine is 10 minutes to 4 hours on XHB or ITB when these numbers are released.

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