ACK, ACK, ACK

The Supreme Chinese Overlords of all Trade and Commerce (FOXCONN) hoodwinked you into believing in a world where the dollar would suffer grave declines versus the Yuan, all in the name of fucktarded American economic policy that calls for the rapid price increase of Chinese made goods here in America, much to the chagrin of an already battered U.S. credit card wielding fucktard. It’s almost as if they (our leaders) are pissed off that the credit crisis did not result in a 1930’s style depression. So, here they are two years later trying to finish us off.

Either way, as the Chinese say “Ack, ack, ack,” I say “gulp, gulp, gulp,” chugging down large quantities of caffeine, by way of Red Bull or large containers filled with coffee.

Early this morning, I bought a few blocks of HEAT and some more SHLD, in order to reduce my cash and bulk up on degenerate longs, so that I might partake in a little upside euphoria. However, fast forward two hours and we are sucking the dicks of bears again. When I say “we” I only mean “you,” in every sense of the word.

In summary, I have lots of VXX/TZA to hedge my longs, that include PKX, GS, HEAT, SD, FTK, C, IBN, SHLD, GLDD and TEVA. Unlike you, I will not be subject to the market whipsaw, as I am embedded in my market philosophy and will add to current positions, instead of reversing them, when needed.