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It’s All Make Believe

Futures are pointing higher because China lied about their intentions regarding depegging from the US dollar. People, all of a sudden, are into the risk trade, big gay time.

Kind folks from the interwebs, the 19,000 dollar bacon cheeseburger is back on the table, ready for your gluttonous consumption. All of the fucked up price action in the metals, industrials and semis, during the recent 3 week market swoon, was a joke. Serious investors were on a Sancho Panza style siesta, while motherfuckers like me were swinging at windmills.

I suppose this means I will have to adapt to the new bull market, by way of throwing a brick of cocaine on the desk and throwing some cold callers into it. Either way, I will end up a fucking winner; because that’s what I do.

Into Monday’s “epic” rally, I am 61% long.

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38 comments

  1. ecchymosis

    The Fly is the shiznit!

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  2. Bullish

    How did the 16,000 bacon cheeseburger become 19,000 already? That’s some serious inflation

    Good thing they will accept FASit cards – only accepted currency in the future

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  3. scott

    Best communo-capitalists in the world!

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  4. Frog8

    The Chinese have been expert traders for centuries. The Squid ain’t got nothin’ on them.

    http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silk_Road

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  5. Le Fly

    China is depegging so fast, oh my. Up 0.14% vs the dollar.

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  6. discoordinated

    I am thinking that imitation crab is yummy, thanks for asking.

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  7. Will

    I pay no attention to those lying slant eyed chinese motherfuckers, hell Bp and china owns these mother fucking politicans over here any ways. Fucking Dow going back to 6500 prolly by December this year. while oil goes up. Choke on that shit Bulls.

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  8. JakeGint

    My Yankees are back in their rightful place, that being “first.”

    Not wholly coincidentally, so are all my picks.

    Happy Father’s Day, all!

    __________________

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  9. JakeGint

    Good to know “Dear Leader” has got his priorities straight.

    Can I get an “UN-fucking-believable?”

    ______________

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    • Purdy

      Jeez Jake. With all the things that he’s fucking-up, that shit is relatively innocuous …the mere background buzz of the nanny state.

      Focus Jake.

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    • Sub-Piker

      No government contracts to “journalists” to push the initiative – “UN-fucking-Bushable!”

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  10. guido sal

    “While the United States is heavily financing the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, China is taking advantage of U.S. security there”

    http://money.cnn.com/2010/06/18/news/international/China_investments_Greece.fortune/index.htm

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  11. omen

    Well, I’m long FAS and TNA, let the ride begin… have lots of cash lying around, maybe I’ll pick up some TYH

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    Fuck the pegging nonsense talk, they will loosen the reigns [sic] eventually. Look at the shadow inflation now in the form of rising wages at the factories. Expect an expansion of credit as rickshaws will require wooden twenty-fo’s and street urchins will no longer beg to write your name on a single grain of rice. His majesty, General Tso, will be raising costs of fried viscous chicken everywhere.

    I maintain CAGC.

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  13. Le Fly

    All about the coveted jones act jake. We would’nt want to upset some union leaders

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  14. panamaorange

    Simple plan for opening bell.

    Buying VXX if we open at 10500, or higher on the Dow. VXX has yet to see one day without at least one good violent reversal off its lows, for several days. Im currently 25% short the nasdaq, but will scale in up to 50% more via VXX shorts intraday.

    http://www.mapsofnewmexico.com/images/USA-Population-Map.gif

    The damage to XHB , XLY , RTH has not been properly calculated. This will also take all hopes of an employment turnaround off the table. Businesses within the coastal zone of business influence will be scared to expand hiring for a long time.

    The population density around the Gulf is completely underestimated by most people. No, were not going to start crashing parabolic.You can’t have deflation under a 6 month drilling moratorium, and war ships approaching Iran. The price of Oil rules most commodities.

    However, the best the bulls can hope for is sideways chop. Most likely, we see a gradual choppy decline. Then, full blown staglflation when oil breaks 100 by august. I was in the Bull camp until the middle of last week. Ill admit, even I was falling for the ” 20k barrels a day” lie. I was wrong.

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  15. noodle

    yeah baby

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  16. Costanza

    When the fuck is FTK going to print $3?

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  17. Vegas Bookie

    FTK will print $3 AFTER Elin divorces Tiger

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      Horizontal drilling will increase significantly there, benefiting FTK among others.

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      • Subcomondante Braveflaps
        Subcomondante Braveflaps

        Too many junk shots can hardly be beneficial, though. In fact, it could be that several relief wells will be in order.

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      • TheArtist

        don’t forget the horizontal drilling that Tiger has been doing…

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  18. 1134

    Baltic Dry Index breaks down after a triple top:

    http://www.dryships.com/pages/report.asp

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  19. tradingnymph

    Everyone is using the 2009 playbook tonight. Can’t fight the herd…even though it’s 2010..

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    • Kreizi

      First let me acknowledge my ignorance in the face of the current market. Having done that, will somebody please explain to me how revaluation of yuan can be a good news for US & A, which are a net importer of Chinese goods and US companies have manufacturing in China and thus yuan-denominated cost base? The latter fact should lessen the argument that more expensive yuan will make it easier for US companies to compete on the domestic market. I just don’t really understand the train of thoughts here…

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      • Bman

        Yuan was expected to rise in relation to USD, but now will not, apparently. I am reading news articles that suggest the yuan may in fact decrease in value vs. USD.

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  20. iSpankLoin

    Fly, Are you 61% long….. or are you really 39% short?

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  21. panamaorange

    Allocating 1/8th portfolio into long VXX at 24.09

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  22. Carsony

    Later this week we get the may report for housing which I think will be down. The next several months could show that the market may not be able to sustain itself. We need real jobs for a sustainable market.

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  23. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    So China is just going to stop financing debt in the midst of a huge cultural immigration taking place from its countryside to its major cities, consigning themselves to aweful unemployment for the next decade, are they? I’ll believe it when I see it.

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