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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Going For a Fucking Walk

I just made 10 50 years worth of your annual salaries this morning. Because of this, I am now leaving the desk and heading yonder, into the concrete wilderness, where I will “accidentally” drop hot slices of pizza on peoples faces and spit on homeless people, as I walk into high end eateries.

I did my job this morning, raising cash and nibbling on some cheap wares. However, the market is now annoying me, as I feel like buying it and shorting it at the same time! I must be a fucking retard to think in such a manner. Therefore, I will do nothing.

I do not wish to muddy your waters by giving reasons to buy or sell. I will just tell you to consult your bathroom urinal shadow for cogent financial advice.

Ciao (spoken in a heavy Chinese accent)

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35 comments

  1. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    I must be a fucking retard to think in such a manner…

    nothing to add.

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  2. Taqiyya

    My urinal shadow tells me go long . But, that signal may not last the duration of my hybrid score. Beware the Owl of Minerva.

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Sold off the lower bought APC shares (acquired at $37.56) for $41.56. Still holding the preponderance of my shares which are trading underwater at the moment.

    Added to FAZ at $15.08.

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  4. tradingnymph

    Amazing, perfection.

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  5. CosmoKramer

    See you at the coffee shop.

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  6. NeedaMillion

    Fly, you are the best.
    I cannot say PPT is the best, because the timing of the bottom was off by a day last week.
    But it is good enough. Should have followed through and be patient and waited for SPY to be
    back up from 107 to 109.
    But the “% large caps rated “buy”>50% signal last Friday was dead on.
    Today, took my First gain today, haven’t had a gain in a long time.
    Hope PPT will remove the loser from my history.

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  7. jg

    amen.

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  8. francesco

    My poor volume urine shadow says time to drop the weights wear the pants and run out now

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  9. francesco

    M y 4000 BP short is running down like veggie salad with mayonnese
    crunch crunch

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  10. Cascadian

    OEH? The chart looks awful.

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  11. rookie

    f*ing exactly… this market is retarded and can only go up by squeezing weak shorts… aka euro/usd. as soon as the big banks found out retail investor were new shorts last couple of weeks,….

    i’m off to do what real men do…. bomb down the mountain in the back of my house on my DH mtbike @ 45mph because this market is doing nothing for me.

    thanks again fly. u got this market fucking nailed…

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  12. Taqiyya

    Hey Millionsneeder, kno whatcha meen. This ancient gent signed up for PPT about a week ago. Trying to appreciate the techniques and am mostly confused. As in ignorant. Anyway, took the plunge on my readings for GLW and am in the water with it this a.m. Hope I have the stones to surface and get out of the pool in time.

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    • muktukchuck

      Taq — maybe I’m just a maroon, but I was a PPT member for 4 months before I made my first trade based on my “understanding” of the PPT and how it relates to the movement of stocks I was watching and the market in general. Advice is worth what you pay for it, and this is free, but I would commend you to make note of the Fly’s moves under various market conditions, and read/use the user Notes in the PPT. I find RC; PO; Get; Jake’s comments insightful. The PPT ain’t a tequila shooter, more like a snifter of Camus XO.

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  13. Apocalypse Now

    PPT is reading 3.26, higher than the other pinpointed turning points on the historic charts.

    Shouldn’t we be jumping into FAZ, VXX, TLT here?

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    • dumas

      Not true? I seem to remember a 3.3x number?

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      • Apocalypse Now

        I was referring to the illustrated charts Fly has been posting showing the inflection points. Similar to sports illustrated swimsuit edition with a different TNA.

        In looking through the historic daily results, July 15, 2009 registered a 3.38 on the PPT. 3.26 would be the second highest reading, although I assume the historic figures are end of day. The 3.38 was not on any of the recent charts showing inflection points.

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  14. UrinalShadow

    UrinalShadow says to Fly- Don’t forget to get the urinal cakes when you are out and about.

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  15. alphadawgg

    Yen weakening vs. Euro…ahso, this is a good thing.

    It will probably weaken even more in the coming weeks, given the propensity of the newly elected Japanese samurai/prime minister to hack and slash at the Yen.

    Japan’s export economy at stake here.

    We rally.

    Off to eat some Kobe beef samwiches….

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    • Alvari40

      You are getting off by eating Kobe’s beef? Huhhhh…whaaa?????

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    • Cascadian

      Celts are eating Kobe’s lunch

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      • Alvari40

        Cascadian,

        Yeah, but they just need to finish in a more respectable manner. That should not have been that close last night. We can thank our old Sac boy Artest for making sure the Celts won. Make the free throws and foul that small shit running by ya for the layup. Whaddya say Artest? Better yet, punch him out as he runs by. Do something.

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        • Cascadian

          Artest could even go up into the stands and punch someone.

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          • Alvari40

            lol- he just sat there with that stupid look on his face. Kobe must have been pissed. It has to suck being so far ahead in talent than the rest of the team…..eh Fly?

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        • Teahouse On The Tracks
          Teahouse On The Tracks

          Face it boys, the Lakers aren’t use to playing a tough defense and must rely on Kobe with Gasol getting pushed out further and further off the block. Bynum is just a body out there unable to provide the defense needed to stop the C’s from scoring down low and Pierce is eating up anyone that the Lakers throw at him. If not for poor officiating (7 free throws in last 2 mins with 3 on another phantom foul by R Allen) this series would already be over and you Laker guys know it … stop deluding yourself! CELTICS IN SIX!!!

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  16. Mr. President

    Still holding FAZ.
    Still holding VXX.
    Wait for it…
    Wait for it…

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    • shaz

      VXX is currently down 4.38% today. The S&P500 VIX is down 4.13%. VXX usually moves about half (%-wise) of the VIX due to volatility traders (using VIX futures, which the VXX ETN tracks) expecting mean reversion. However based on today’s divergence from the norm, I suggest getting out of your VXX position. Of course, my opinion may be biased since I’ve been short VXX since $31.

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  17. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    My guy by the Fenway trough says if we break the1007 pivot we go much higher and not to worry unless we breach 1041 then look out below for 945 .

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