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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Crunch Time

Here we go, entering the closing hours into a full fledged rout of the bears. Let this be a lesson to some of you bearshitters out there: never get religious about your ideas—for all religions are lies.

My mantra, as always, is to outstrip, out-win you, while sipping ( never guzzling) on extra large cans of Monster Energy Soda (blue version). From my vantage point, you fuckers are soft, easily tricked, easily tossed into boiling murderholes. I will expand on this important issue later on.

Just know, for now, the market is going up and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

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19 comments

  1. GETGroup

    They could pound their little fists on the table and huff and puff? lol

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  2. Longnek

    How did you know my friends were stupid?

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  3. Walter

    Monster is gross. There is nothing you would rather drink with all your millions?

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    • checklist

      Nos and amp are preferable to me, but monster isn’t so bad

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  4. Steve Place

    Mr. Tagworth Scrufflepuff, Esq has a few words for you: http://bit.ly/dlRJNS

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  5. jimmie

    ROTFL

    Fly has a machine is his backyard that prints crisp 100 dolla bills.

    Take THAT OTB degenerates LOL

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  6. checklist

    I was sitting around contemplating a post in the pg and chatting with my broker. He reads ibc now and again and we decided that you have earned the right to do the only appropriate victory celebration for moments like you have had recently: play “milkshake” w/video while singing along w/in earshot of someone who doubted you.

    This is good advice, heed it

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  7. jimmie

    BP should try pouring Monster Energy Soda into that murderhole.

    That shit is the universal elixir 🙂

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  8. TC

    I wish I could ice The Fly … brosicingbros.com.

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  9. Eric

    In this sea of market volatility and fuckery, The Fly acts as a calming wind.

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  10. cardiffgiant

    Thanks to the Fly and his SAM like ways I was able to time the top in VXX perfectly yesterday. Sold out in the AM hours when it was still up like 5% for the day!

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  11. Asteroids

    Mr Le Fly is again correct. For the next few days, all the fuckery will have an upward bias. You don’t think that the market would finish on the week honouring war veterans down would you? Time to dig out Full Metal Jacket.

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  12. chivo

    Currencies are fucking with the markets inevitable destination as assigned by the PPT

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  13. francesco

    Fly ..
    concede the fade-fade , euro fuckers .. only if WS vs Merkel euro Mater-Ass scores at least around 1.22

    agreud ?

    nevertheless I hope sincere and good fuckery , all of you

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  14. nd4spdgt

    No joke, I’m drinking a Blue Monster right now. Ambrosia, I believe is the term. Nectar of the gods. Fuck taste, I’m in it to win it.

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  15. YaBollox

    The market needs another can of that blue monster shit, starting to flag to the close.

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  16. MarshalN

    Looks like the bearshitters have some cards left in their hands

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  17. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Purchased LIFE at $49.10, for no other reason than I’m looking to squeeze some fucking bears.

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