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Drill, Baby, Drill

I don’t think I have ever hated corporations, like I do BP, CAM and RIG. Sure, I’m a big capitalism guy, always rooting for the middle class guy to get milked of his paycheck and all. But, this whole Gulf of Mexico “accident” situation is getting a bit lame. The fucking Obama administration sucks cock, for not seizing that fucking well and nuking it. That’s right. Take a fucking nuclear bomb and detonate it, right on that cocksucking well. Then, in true communist fashion, we should seize all sorts of BP wells, as collateral against the billions of dollars in damage being done.

A lot of you fuck faces are corporate bitches, always rooting for the bad guys because you think they represent enterprise.

WRONG.

Those assholes represent oligarchy, not capitalism. I say, if we are going to get all communist and shit, via bailouts and other Obama-nomics, let’s take their wells and turn them into amusement parks. We can put Ferris Wheels and roller coasters on them.

On a serious note, most of you can go fuck yourselves. That’s just a little pay back for all of the shit you give me, day in and day out.

Into the bell, I hate the world, stocks and especially dick-faces from Texas who have a proclivity to drill for oil.

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196 comments

  1. The Fly

    Drill into the pockets of those oil spilling faggots.

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    • Jakegint

      My mother was here this weekend, and was ranting in similar nonsensical fashion.

      Must be something seeping up from the very soils of auld New York that causes these paroxysms of communism.

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      • TheV.King

        ROFL…

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      • Dave

        Imagine how much better shape we’d be in if Wall Street fucked up as infrequently as our oil industry.

        That said, I have to agree with The Fly on the incompetence of the Obama administration here. Back in Jan of ’09, we were told that the adults were in charge now. I would have expected their cool competence of these folks who criticized the Bush Administration’s allegedly inadequate response to Katrina to have sealed the well already.

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    • omfgitsjd

      Hey, at least we sent SWAT teams to the rigs so they can sit and watch the gulf turn black.
      It just occurred to me, the Russians may still have some of their fleet in the gulf. Maybe they can help Obama’s SWAT teams find a good engineering solution and save western civilization from economic collapse.

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  2. Stockcats

    prepare for a plethora of pissed-off pelicans… preposterous?

    If only they could organize dive-bombing and impalement raids of oil execs

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  3. Purdy

    “communist …shit …bailouts …Obama-nomics”

    True, Obama bites …but before Jake creams himself, I would point out that the bailouts started under the idiot Bush.

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    • The Fly

      In my eyes, Obama is Bush 2.0, new and improved.

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      • Spyder_Crusher

        amen

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      • Jakegint

        True, but the bailouts are a function of the Federal Reserve, of which Bush and Obama are mere servants.

        Not to mention Congress.

        Speaking of creaming themselves, it’s not so ironic that Obama’s case of Bush Derangement Syndrome is almost as heavy (and convenient) as Purdu’s.

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        • Teahouse On The Tracks
          Teahouse On The Tracks

          “the bailouts are a function of the Federal Reserve, of which Bush and Obama are mere servants”

          That’s the problem … do we really need to get radical and blow up The Fed?

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        • Dave

          The problem is that you’ve got the same folks implementing policy in both administrations. Bush had a former Goldman CEO in at Treasury; Obama’s got a guy who’s career was shaped by another Goldman CEO (Rubin) in at Treasury. In short, the guys who were part of fucking everything up have been tasked with the cleanup. That extends to folks in government like the egregious Frank and Dodd.

          Meanwhile, brilliant motherfuckers in flyover country who didn’t lose their jocks in the meltdown, e.g., folks like John Hussman of Hussman Funds and Andy Beal of Beal Bank, get no input in fixing the mess.

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      • tradingnymph

        Or rather this Oil Spill is New Orleans 2.0…..they never learn do they.

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    • Dani

      Bama is not the anti-Bush. He is Bush on steroids.

      Bush’s policies could be summarized in one sentence: Spend like a drunken sailor and don’t pay for it. Bama’s policies can be summarized by the same sentence, except that Bama goes beyond drunk to alcohol poisoning. Bama’s trillions dwarf Bush’s ‘dangerous’ spending.

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  4. eisensteisn

    Different stripes on the zame zebra

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  5. Real Texan

    what got into you? what about all your FTK, Sandridge, etc. you’ve gone Bi-Polar on us!!! Ease up. Some of us do the oil thing for a living.

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    • The Fly

      Fuck your state.

      I also own GMXR and look where it got me!!!

      Now we are getting to the crux of the issue.

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      • eisensteisn

        Ahh .. you’re market hand has gone cold. Just as I thought.

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        • Prospectus

          It’s “your”, genius. The proper use of “you’re” would be “You’re banned, asspipe”…

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          • MX2101

            This is not the forum to make grammatical errors. That is a good thing , in my opinion.

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      • Prospectus

        Those asshats at BP could have really escalated the oil well shutoff if they had wanted to. All this time they have been working “non-destructive” means so that they can save the well. If they got all newkular on it, they couldn’t get oil from it in future. So the gulf coast gets a brass-knuckled oil punch to the scrotum so that BP could maybe save some future oil profits. There are no cops anywhere, no one will be prosecuted, and it’s business and politics as usual. Enjoy.

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        • The Fly

          Exactly.

          I say nuke the well, as the Russians suggest and then nuke BP’s HQ, for shits and giggles. Sick revenge.

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          • Jakegint

            You think Obammer wants to be the first President to do a Bikini Atoll job on a sea bordering some of the most expensive real estate in the country?

            And yes, I’m talking about the Florabama Bar.

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          • cashnguns

            FloraBama..rocks…been there a few times, although not in last 2 years. Have Obama go there for lunch……hahahahhaaa..!

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          • Jakegint

            I dunno, they might Floor Obama.

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          • omfgitsjd

            The Russians seek our dependence on them for oil and desire the british ties to be severed. Fly is playing right into their hands.

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          • Po Pimp

            Ah yes, the Redneck Riviera in all its splendor.

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          • Heaterman

            OK all you Mensa members, have you contemplated what would happen if they nuked it and it failed to stop the leak? Hmmmmm?

            The fact of the matter is that these wells and the equipment that drills them is at the cutting edge (pun intended) of technology and sometimes when you’re (note correct use of the contraction) right at the edge, there is ZERO margin for error. Anything at all goes wrong and the project winds up in the Crapper.

            I read an article today stating that BP had told the gubmint they could handle a spill of 17 million gallons or so with equipment at hand. The KEY word there is spill, correctly defined as an event where crude escapes from a confined storage area ON LAND OR ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER.
            Obviously the central failure of both BP and the fed dorks doing oversight is that they apparently never contemplated a gusher 5000 feet BELOW the surface. Adds a completely new twist to the whole thing doesn’t it? So I say to them…………….WELL DUH!!!!??

            Actually I’m with Fly on the oligarchy thing. Some of these companies have become far to big and control too much of the thinking in our government. The flip side is that the lack of brain power and utter lack of anything resembling morality in our government makes it relatively easy for these giants to lead the pols around by the nose. In many cases the technology these oil field giants utilize is available only to a single company or at most very few. Also mucking up the water is that exploration and production companies that don’t have market caps of around $100B+ simply don’t have the shekels to throw at projects of this size.

            There. I’ve pretty much rambled all over the place but I think there are a couple valid points in that stew somewhere.

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            Anyone get a response from Pallin or the Teabaggers since the spill?

            The GOP dodged a bullet on this one … can you imagine the public response if McCain/Pallin were in the White House now instead of the anti-driller Obama?

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          • Jakegint

            Why do you feel it necessary to use that offensive term? Are you a homo hater, or just a homo?

            Seriously, have some respect. The worst I’d ever call you is a commie, which is obviously what you are if you are repeating that Rachel Maddow-pushed garbagio.

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            Oh, and to answer your question– the last I heard Palin was blaming the gov’t (mostly in in the form of Obama). Tiresomely predictable, I’m afraid.

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            You know damn well that’s the reference they’ve earned from the media and not me …. never watch Maddow and seldom that guy that precedes her. But as long as you continue to call me a commie I’ll continue with the teabagger terminology as obviously I’ve hit a tender spot.

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          • Jakegint

            ….can you imagine the public response if McCain/Palin were in the White House now instead of the anti-driller Obama?

            ????

            Too much Prechter, not enough “Current Events?”

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            Don’t read Prechter though his call on the $ has been right on ….

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            no a very liberal allowance to the drillers …

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  6. toptick114

    As Benito said, ” Fascism is just another name for Corporatism.”

    Fuck the Dips & Fade the Rips!

    Stop trying to catch falling knives.

    Indeed.

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  7. Dr. Stooge

    So for 7 fucking minutes 48 fucking seconds I stared at the video above and not once did this prick move!
    WTF…
    He is a good looking fucker though…

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  8. Scavenger

    I just saw a black swan!

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  9. Slaying Dragons
    Slaying Dragons

    Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainage Eli!

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    • Mr. President

      Award for best comment of the day goes to: Slaying Dragons. Well played.

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      • kim jong il

        no kidding. i’ve been watching that film again lately. daniel day rips it up. what a performance!

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  10. Le Fly

    It’s called fire in the belly jake. Don’t forget your roots, you turn coat southern jam chaser

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  11. Le Fly

    How consitutional of you. I suppose that means you should suck the shoes off bp? I don’t get your point

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  12. TheV.King

    Here’s part of the problem…Big fat dykes(not the kind that might contain and control liquid) are put into power by liberal jackoffs to appease there homo douche bag base when the only thing they know how to do is use a strap-on at their local “Girlie” bar….
    http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0510/on_the_neck_00a867b3-0270-4c71-8497-ae88dd948b93.html

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  13. Sam

    People working for these companies were lost in this accident (Accident is the key word here). Yet, no one talks about them. It isn’t like BP, RIG et al wanted to fuck things up. Simmer down, this too shall pass.

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  14. Le Fly

    Sam

    Sometimes calling it an accident doesn not cut it. It’s too big. We must destroy them now, ww2 style.

    Rofl

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  15. Le Fly

    Vking

    Wtf are u talking about? Nuke the fucking well now

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    • TheV.King

      Janet Napolitano calls the Gulf of Mexico an “ocean” le fly…ocean…this dumb fat bitch has no clue where she is or what to do…Now with leaders like this running the country you want to declare war, i’ll remind you that our military has been de-balled for the last 18 months…I hope your ready to blow Prince Charles….

      Here’s how you solve the problem ….100 Billion dollars…100 Billion to the first company that stops the oil, and another 100 billion to who ever cleans up the most shit of all the ducks and fish…2nd place get’s a iBankcoin coffee mug…..the 200 Billion comes out of BP’s account

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      • Jakegint

        Second place, iBank Coin set of steak knives.

        (Omigod, that’s such an unbelievable marketing idea, free of charge).

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    • kim jong il

      yea… nuke the tiber oil field. second largest oil find ever. nice. extinction level event anyone?

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  16. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Blow the fucker up via the pyrotechnicians @ WEL

    http://www.boots-coots.com/index.html

    From The Devil’s Cigarette Lighter to The Deep “Event” Horizon …. ???

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  17. Le Fly

    Blow it up and seize their assets, castro style. Lol

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  18. Le Fly

    The government should put solar panels on those fucking rigs, and windmills!!!

    Lol

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    • tw

      Considering BP have been whoring themselves out to the green lobby for years, this idea would be a richly deserved albeit ironic punishment for those turncoats.

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  19. The_Real_Hmmm

    This was all backdoor BRIC shit with Brazil trying to make the biggest Olympic eternal torch ever.

    Wouldn’t a nuke explosion just make radioactive fish sticks? I can see it now, Obama sitting down at dinner, smoking and eating cancer fish sticks. Can’t get enough of it.

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  20. Le Fly

    Cancer fish or dead fish. Either way, the fish are fucked. Lol

    I just want clean beaches, all selfish And shit

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  21. Le Fly

    Jakegint hearts bp plc

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    • Jakegint

      Wrong. I only buy ‘Merican.

      All hail almighty XOM.

      The ruthless,

      The colourless,

      The indomnitable. (laughing up their sleeves as the Exxon Valdez becomes a comparable hiccup in the rear view mirror of history).

      XOM now

      XOM forever

      XOM in perpetual preferred perpetuity.

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  22. Le Fly

    You’re banned

    Roflcopter

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  23. Le Fly

    Vking

    Bush had a small dick too. Quit believing in Any form of govt

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    • TheV.King

      Fuck the gov’t…..I’d like to see us live like a Mel Gibson Mad Max Movie…Fly hop up on my shoulders…

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  24. Le Fly

    Who gives out such awards?

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  25. Sam

    I’ve never seen The Fly so verbose and throwing so many “LOLs” and “ROFLs” around. Are you OK? Too much Green Mountain?

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  26. dave

    It’s time for Proctor and Gamble to step up and donate all the Tampax neccessary to stop this heavy flow.

    It’s time for the biggest beneficiaries of the last 10 years of fraud to pay for this current economic debacle.

    90% tax rates for anyone making over 150K/year.
    Eliminate 50% of the public workforce. The other 50% take a paycut to match J6P.
    Disband public unions.

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    • Jakegint

      While I don’t disagree w. your stance on gutting the public workforce and disbanding (illegal) public employee unions, your “recipe” would bake in the oven at 350 degrees for 35 minutes and out would pop a 32% unemployment cake.

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      • dave

        It’s time for Darwinism to kick in. There are way too many leeches depending on the productive people in society for their survival. Fuck them.

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        • Jakegint

          I see your point, but not sure what capping people’s incomes at $150 k (with the balance given to the giant leech gummint) is going to accomplish in that regard.

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          • blunt instrument
            blunt instrument

            you can’t solve a complex problem with a simple solution.
            capping incomes just limits incentive & sends the best elsewhere.

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          • Jakegint

            Of course, capital is mobile, and Steve Wynn has moved his capital to Macao!

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          • notadumfuk

            You don’t se his (excellent) point? Capping income at $150K or $250K would
            take the fuckin’ CRAZY GREED out of the system, and corporations and CEO’s and shit would make decisions based on the PUBLIC GOOD, not their next yacht!.

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    • mrkcbill

      Tampx …Best idea yet…better than Hay…..think of free pub PG could get …priceless.

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  27. Le Fly

    The law is an ass.

    The country does not deserve the constitution. Leadership has squandered all political capital. We need mad max

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    Sam

    The ridiculousness if the oil spill, mixed with all of the other issues, finally, made me snap.

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  29. Le Fly

    Thats only 12 digits higher than current rate. No biggie

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  30. Le Fly

    Execute those ceo’s, jack bauer style

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  31. The_Real_Hmmm

    No, give the BP CEO and board oil enemas.

    RECIPROCATION.

    Wait until the oil comes out their noses. Like a child laughing while drinking chocolate milk.

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  32. TheV.King

    Why don’t we round up all the Arizona illegals and shove them into the hole?

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  33. Le Fly

    Let’s All say a prAyer for the shrimp in the gom

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  34. Le Fly

    Breaking news: the obama admin has upgraded the gom to an ocean

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    • Jakegint

      Told you this Administration would lead to Inflation.

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    • jimmie

      ROTFL.

      Rumor has it Obama has ordered a dozen bullet proof FAZmobiles and the CEO of BP drives a solar powered unicycle.

      Seriously though with sentiment so far into the shitter, Iran getting ready to lob a nuke at Israel, Turkey, Brazil and Iran having a circle jerk and that fucking chink in North Korea running the assylum you aint seen nothing yet.

      We’re all fucked man.

      SKF to 1000 again

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  35. stkfulano

    fuckers

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  36. Le Fly

    Bp ordered by epa to stop dumping chems in gulf.

    Fucking commy epa motherfucker: rofl

    Someone please blow up bp’s well

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    • dave

      There are concerns that plugging the well could lead to an even bigger blow out if pressure builds and fractures the area around the wellhead.

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  37. Le Fly

    Nice win jake. Your first since your gmcr debacle

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    • Jakegint

      I don’t have any idea what you are talking about.

      I avoid fad stocks assiduously.

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  38. Le Fly

    Dave

    Would u make it? Careful forbwhat u ask for

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  39. Rand

    I was not born in texas, but spent 42 years here. You really should see it before spitting on it, you know.

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  40. Le Fly

    Rand

    Whats not to love about tx?

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    • Jakegint

      Just the Dallas Crackboys.

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      • Mushroomz

        LT is a real class act

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        • Jakegint

          Best football player ever to play the game, fucker. What are you, Danny White’s nephew, and you resent having to push him around in his wheelchair these days?

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        • Teahouse On The Tracks
          Teahouse On The Tracks

          Yeah, a real role model … from Wikipedia:

          “Taylor had a controversial lifestyle, during and after his playing career. He admitted to using addictive drugs such as cocaine as early as his second year in the NFL, and was suspended several times by the league for failing drug tests. His drug abuse escalated after his retirement, and he was jailed three times for attempted drug possession. From 1998 to 2009, Taylor lived a cleaned a sober, drug-free life. He worked as a color commentator on sporting events for several years after his retirement and, as of 2009, was pursuing a career as an actor. His personal life came up again in a negative fashion in 2009 when he was charged in Florida with leaving the scene of an accident and in 2010 when he was charged with the statutory rape of a 16-year old prostitute.”

          You’d think Nelson Bunker Hunt would be Jake’s #1 hero and the subject for his gravator based on the capitalist’s family history, no?

          http://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_04/laborde012704.html

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          • Jakegint

            Not a Chief’s fan, but you gotta like this:

            Finally on January 7th of 1980 the COMEX changed their rules to only allow 10 million/oz of contracts per trader and that all contracts over that amount must be liquidated before February 18th. . The CFTC promptly backed up the ruling. On January 17th silver hit $50/oz, Bunker had continued to buy. At that point in time the Hunt’s silver position was worth $4.5 billion dollars bringing their profits in silver to $3.5 billion dollars. On January 21st the COMEX announced that it was suspending trading in silver.

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          • Jakegint

            By the way, LT was set up, just as I had predicted.

            He’s no saint, but the stat rape thing was bullscheiss.

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          • MX2101

            Jake, do you think the Hunts got a raw deal?

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  41. Carsony The Genius
    Carsony The Genius

    Didn’t anyone one the BP team make a suggestion..what if this drill bit breaks and oil starts coming up, what are we going to have in place to stop it?

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  42. dave

    I watch the road warrior once a week.. I’ve got my Lord Humungus Hockey mask. I’ve got seeds, guns, knives, and sharp sticks. If it came down to it, I would move back to the family farm and live like a settler.

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    • DMG

      Perhaps less time in front of the teevee and you too could make more than $150k, ya covetous bastige.

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  43. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Fresh Prince & The Fly 4TW:

    http://www.jpetrie.net/wp-content/uploads/IndependenceDay1.jpg

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  44. Le Fly

    Some say cree is a fad stock

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    • Jakegint

      One could extrapolate any overbought stock to “fad status,” of course (think of CRAAPL), but I reserve that nom due market for “one hit wonders” with limited IP who are squeezing a single idea to its limit.

      CREE owns monumental LED IP, and LED’s are not going away any time soon.

      Same goes with VECO and POWR, btw.

      _______

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    • mrkcbill

      Fly are you drunk …high….? Is it your birthday fucker?
      Good thread…blogfather!!!
      Wall St. doesn’t know whether to shit or go blind…..

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      • JF2

        His previous post was entitled “Go Marinate Yourself” . . .

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  45. The Zombie

    Fantastic post!
    I’m in NYC on vacation– getting drunk at UVAs right now.
    Great wine they have. Short rib for dinner. Awesome!

    The Fly is God.

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  46. arch

    UTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOO

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  47. Rand

    Jake i agree with you about dallas cowboys.
    I guess all of texas still has a thing against dallas since the assassination of the president.
    Funny, its been nearly 50 years, but it still haunts texas though.

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  48. POLIT BUREA USS of A
    POLIT BUREA USS of A

    comrade fly,

    your posistion on govt intervention ,take over, and fat finger button pushing on energy companies. along with the extended payment plan has been heard..
    the kremlin will be pleased..

    welcome comrade fly

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  49. GFY

    Stocks will end up higher at tomorrow’s close. Buy on any dip and sell after 1% rise.
    Thank-you GFY!

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  50. Le Fly

    Nuke that icelandic volcano too. Nuke everything

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  51. Jason

    Those rednecks who live down south along the gulf coast are poor and unimportant. Imagine if this happened along the coast of California or in the waters around New York. You get it now?

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    • Jakegint

      That’s my boy RC you are talking about, fucker.

      True statement… my brother was reading a newspaper article this weekend about the most popular boy and girl names in the first decade of the 21st century, and he came across “Jason” and said, “I never met a Jason I liked.”

      I thought about it for a second, and I had to agree.

      Why is it you are all asshats?

      ___________

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      • Jason

        Clearly you didn’t pick up my sarcasm. I’m hinting that the reaction to the BP spill has been weak because sadly our government officials/Congress don’t seem to think the Gulf states of the Deep South are all that important (*cough*Katrina*cough*). Hence my post suggesting how much more strongly the reaction and uproat would have been had this occurred on the coast of California or in the waters of the East Coast.

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  52. Bond

    we will be dealing with this so called spill for the next 10 years….BP has to know they are already financially ruined due to future claims by millions of people affected by this….why the hell should they be in charge of fixing this catastrophe?…..they are already nuked…..7000-10000 barrels a day 24/7 going into the gulf…..maybe more since BP will not even give us an estimate……my god its unthinkable….viva le Fly…..nuke everyone and everything ….soon the oil will be hitting Venezuela beaches….Chavez will react along with his Chinese, Iranian and Korean buddies……Obama the tool will not be fighting for his native country…..this situation is going red alert FUBAR very soon….on second thought maybe the South will secede from the Union….imagine oil on every beach from Gulf Shores to Myrtle Beach

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    • Po Pimp

      There is some good news… the reservoir supposedly contains 100 million barrels of oil. At the rate of 7K bbl per day, this thing will be over in 39 years. And you thought everything was doom and gloom. Let nature run its course, laissez faire and all that bullshit.

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      • Jakegint

        Why do retard commies think that “Laissez faire” somehow means fucked up things should remain fucked up?

        Capitalism is about improving your life with things like cheap oil that let you drive your bullshit Lexus around Weehawken at 3 am in the morning, all tanked on good bourbon.

        In the meantime, the government is ALL OVER this thing, just like the fed, state and locals were during Katrina.

        Expecting a better response from authoritah, were we comrade?

        __________

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      • Bond

        Also…..soon we will not have to rely on foreign oil or drill for it……..we can just suck it right out of the Gulf into the Louisiana refineries……use Kevin Costner’s centrifuge idea to separate the water….it will be our own private ocean of oil

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  53. Po Pimp

    I don’t think CAM deserves any of the hate over this. They sold the BOP to RIG about 10 years ago. Warranty has been expired for a long time. Up to RIG to maintain the fucking thing.

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  54. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    May be time to annex GB with what they’ve been up to lately:

    1) BP twiddles it’s thumbs while the GOM is polluted assuring death to wildlife, fish and beaches.

    2) BP assists Iran via oil deals and then sells it to the Pentagon.

    3) Sarah Ferguson asks for $40,000 in cash and 500,000 pounds ($718,500) by wire transfer for influence peddling via her ex-husband, UK trade envoy Prince Andrew.

    4) National Grid partners with Cape Wind in effort that provides no energy to Cape Cod residents but just visual pollution and a few jobs.

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/04/28/cape.cod.wind.farm/index.html

    “I am strongly opposed to the administration’s misguided decision to move forward with Cape Wind,” Sen. Scott Brown said Wednesday. “While I support the concept of wind power as an alternative source of energy, Nantucket Sound is a national treasure that should be protected from industrialization.”

    See how the views on the Cape will change: Click on link just below Walter Cronkite video from above link

    Fuck BP … get the mother ship!

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    • Jakegint

      What the heck did you NIMBY libs expect? They should put all your bullshit 900 foot windmills in Flyover country, where we actually don’t have a problem with using efficient fuels like coal and oil?

      ___________

      (I’m pre-fueling myself right now, btw)

      ______

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Fuck Off …. I’m not a Greenpeace Zombie and I would support Cape Wind if the residents of Cape Cod were gunna benefit from the power but that’s not the case as usual.

        and I support the use of coal & oil but not from you bastards in flyover country who aren’t the recipients of the acid rain that you send our way. Fix that problem and we’re all coal investors but otherwise just wait until we send you the bill a’la BP and you’re property taxes increase Obama style then you’ll be crying NIMBY yourself.

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        • Jakegint

          I send acid rain your way? Pretty interesting theory. How does it get past the Alleghenies, the space shuttle?

          And when you stop driving and using electricity, I’ll start feeling some sympathy.

          Until then, Karry on, komrade.

          ____________

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  55. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    boycott bp:

    http://www.citizen.org/page.aspx?pid=3311

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  56. Le Fly

    The russians say to nuke the well. They would not lie, would they?

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    • Jakegint

      It depends on whether or not you believe the Russians love their gulf shrimp too.

      ____________

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      • MOOBER

        SECOND best comment of the day!

        How can I save my gulf shramp joy from Oppenheimer’s deadly toy
        There is no monopoly in menu sense
        On either side of the culinary fence
        We share the same taste-buddery
        Regardless of diet-ology
        Believe me when I say to you
        I hope the Russians love their gulf shramp too

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        • Jakegint

          Sweet parody…. and here I thought no one got the pun.

          Should known the music man would git it.

          _______

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Patton wanted to finish the job … maybe he was right, nuke the Ruoskies [sic] too!

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  57. Le Fly

    Jake has some deep embedded red scare shit in his head. It must be from all of those nuclear bomb drill when he was a kid in school

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  58. Le Fly

    Communist!!

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Jake has a library of old government propaganda films ….

      Marijuana
      Nuclear fallout
      STD’s

      standard right wing collectibles, not unlike gold.

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Off to enjoy the meager play of the Orlando Magic with my Swiffer (PG product) broom in hand to celebrate another Eastern Conference Championship and another opportunity to spoil the Laker Balloon Drop on their 50th anniversary … How Sweet!

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      • Jakegint

        Interesting speculation. Is this standard issue lefty defensive fare, shared by Mama to help stave off the unkind comments about your V.I. Lenin lunchbox, or were they discussing these important issues on Maddow tonight?

        What are your interests, komrade? (Besides the already discussed, balls on chin pre-occupation, I mean?)

        ____________

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    • Jakegint

      Heppy B-day, Komrade Kolonel Myxa!

      ___________

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  59. Le Fly

    Damn russians tricked me again.

    In other news, futs are down 100

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  60. Le Fly

    DAni

    According to the laws of america, you are a communist. Freedom gint will seek out your prosecution shortly

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    • Dani

      Far from communism. I am a Libertarian. What laws of America do you speak of? I have the same beliefs as Jake does….

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  61. Le Fly

    We should bailout big oil for the gom disaster

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  62. Tampa Trent

    Being .1 miles from the Gulf of Mexico – BP, the entire oil drilling community and the entire Government are all greedy assholes which deserve Ned Beatty’s role in “Deliverance”.

    Other than that – being a first time poster – kudos to “The Fly” and everyone else here – you all rock.

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  63. Le Fly

    Jason

    So sorry you are a communist.

    Dani

    Anyone who does not carry a picture of bush in his wallet is a communist. My question to you is, what’s in the wallet?

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    • Dani

      Well Master Fly…. my wallet is lacking a photo of Bush or any politician for that matter. That does not make me a communist. Please, do improvise? I am not sure if you are joking or being serious?

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  64. Le Fly

    Mx

    I am saddened to inform you that you are in fact communist

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  65. Le Fly

    Zombie

    It has come to me , second hand, that your ex fiance is a communist. Failure to leave dinner at once makes u a communist too

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  66. Turkeyday

    Going long! This is just a 10% correction the Fly is right, keep cash, but go long, if we no European country goes bankrupt by the end of this week then the economy looks good, to buy and to hold and to accumulate. Great calls Fly

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  67. Turkeyday

    Going long! This is just a 10% correction the Fly is right, keep cash, but go long, if we no European country goes bankrupt by the end of this week then the economy looks good, to buy and to hold and to accumulate. Great calls Fly

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  68. Turkeyday

    Going long! This is just a 10% correction the Fly is right, keep cash, but go long, if we no European country goes bankrupt by the end of this week then the economy looks good, to buy and to hold and to accumulate. Great calls Fly

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  69. Le Fly

    Notadumfuk

    Seriously, who can live on 150k? Fuck you small city types. I need 400k to break even

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  70. Le Fly

    Turkey

    Europe is vital to recovery

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  71. Steve Place

    I have a list of 356 bloggers that are known communists!

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  72. omfgitsjd

    I typically snorkel and dive on the coral reefs off the keys and south of miami at least monthly during the spring, summer, and fall. Seeing the nurse sharks, barracuda, lobster, octopus, turtles, jellyfish, and arrays of colorful fish darting in and around the coral is a good source of inspiration for me. It always bothered me when I saw how the reef was unable to fight off some of the challenges it already faced.

    I’ve been against drilling anywhere near south florida for economic reasons. There are other places to drill. If this oil destroys our coral reefs, forgiveness will be impossible.

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  73. Po Pimp

    So much for the no politics policy. Mr. Gint is back slinging his feces on the walls again.

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  74. Nikola Tesla

    Hell yeah, and fuck facists government that protects big oil seizing all patents on free energy. Without the corrupt oligarchy we’d all have free energy, and we wouldn’t waste our resources on the bullshit oil rigs, the bullshit wells, the bullshit drills, and millions of workers around the world siphoning the world dry all for some control. If it were about wealth they would make free energy on their own rather than deprive the world of energy and keep them working till death at an early age.

    Think of the technology that would be available if people didn’t have to waste oil. Everything in the world would be 90% cheaper, and 1000% more efficient, everyone starving wouldn’t have to waste time thinking about how to eat their next meal and would instead actually be able to contribute. All those millions of people that are no longer working for oil directly or indirectly might actually be able to contribute to some important things like making sure we can convert ocean water to fresh water, desert land to tropical, death to life, and we could work on time travel and space travel and move throughout the world. If they had any brains, they’d want to conquer the fucking galaxy, rather than the world…

    In conclusion, like you said, they are assholes worth hating, and if Jack Bauer were real, he would take out his man bag, beat them to death with it, then bring them back to life just so he could make them starve to death and kill them again via ripping their hearts out and making them eat it.

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  75. Jack Bauer

    I have created an alter ego, and Jack Bauer has survived
    now meet my alter ego, Dr. Kevorkian has arrived,
    to perform an autopsy while you scream “I’m Still Alive!”.

    Fuck BP, RIG, inflationists and Bob Prechter.
    I’m gonna rip out their brain and feed it to them like Hanibal Lechter

    You better pay your respect ta me,
    before I grab a scalpel and give you a tonsillectomy
    Let the lesson be, anyone crosses Bauer with or without weaponry
    will be destroying themselves so I suggest no one steps to me…
    without a request to see justice at my discretion, see
    the only way we get through this is through my recipe
    and if you don’t like it I’ll cook you myself and I will get messy
    see, I do what’s necessary, and the only solution
    is in accordance with my law with no confusion
    So Fuck oil spills and fuck pollution, you will be caught
    I bring myself as lawyer, jury, and execution will be brought
    I have fought for retribution and gotten naught
    But no amount of money or congressmen you have bought
    will stop me from the victory and justice that I have sought.

    Good guys win I have settled the score
    farewell to the series for now
    But Long live 24.

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  76. Best Stocks and Shares ISA

    @Marry
    I thought at least we sent SWAT teams to the rigs so they can sit and watch the bay turn black.
    It just happened to me, Russia is still some of its fleet in the Gulf could be. Maybe they find a good solution for Obama will help SWAT teams, engineering and economic collapse may save Western civilization.

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  77. ideal420

    I posted something here yesterday, its now gone. If it was offensive or something, would be good to know why it was deleted.

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