Come one, come all.
Come and git your rootin’ tootin’ 40 Dow points, as part as the stimuli program brought hither by our Leader and Commander, Mr. Blankfein.
Do not let your brain get in the way of a little, good ol’ fashioned money. Hell, I’m over here sick as a pig from eating, well, pig. And still, I gathered up enough of my wits to make me some lotto money in this here Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . Let this be a reminder to any of you Yankee types out there, readying to lawyer up against our great leader: GET YOUR FUCKING 40 FIRST, you dumb son of a bitch!!! It’s free money out here, folks. All you have to do is git yourself a nice sized shovel. Make yourself a trench. Then go on the computers and click a few of them silly buttons, THEN BAM: money manufactured to put in the trench!
God I love America.
UPDATE: I bought 2,500 Fuel Systems Solutions, Inc. [[FSYS]] @32.33
UPDATE II: Bought another 2,000 [[FSYS]] @ $32.85
UPDATE III: I bought 10,000 [[FTK]] @ $1.74.
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A useful job swallowing gay priests, let him stay until the pope vanishes, rhen call him back from exile.
I just bought one of those Obama made US Dollar printers from the local WalMart.
I am just now figuring out how to print 100’s.
This thing is sweet mang!
Why thank you sir. I thought I had come to the right place, and it turns out i had. I am very pleased to have my 40 points for this day.
I shall be back tomorrow for more of the same. If for some reason there are not enough points to go around for everyone, please set my 40 aside. I shall try to arrive early so as to make sure i get mine.
The termination of R.W. Pelican from the iBC blog is one of the biggest threats to national security ever devised.
RW is in the Vatican swallowing Priests whole.
YA’LL COME BACK NOW, HEAR.
To be honest i was not certain my 40 points would be available today, after having received almost thrice my daily allotment yesterday. However, i do so appreciate that my points were given to me nonetheless.
I DO DECLARE, thisee ah hear marquet done snap theeze buddons off ma’ overalz! Tha’ losers is as scarce as a hens teeth! I reckon tha short sellahs is playin possum in tha tracks of a sssssteamin’ LLLLOCOMOTIVE and undah Goldman’s eyes, they is caught with their britches in a bunch.
That there stock EJ looksa mighty ready for an Earnhardt on the hog’s back of the Chinaman’s tightening of the housing party ovah there in the commie country. Whooooooooooooooo EEEEEE!
egregious
Coinman here. Its time to buy a little City Bank! I think it could double from here. Write this symbol down. CTBK City bank…;)
FSYS, me likes.
Is this the sound of bitterness? ssssss?
YHOO! moving like Richard Simmons at The Sweet Tomatoes