How coy of the market to not be up 40 points! As you know by now, the robot overlords have programmed this market to advance, totally undetected, just 40 points per day—indefinitely. Despite news of ww3 breaking out, or startling suicide bombings inside major cities, the market shall advance just 40 points. Have solace in knowing, should we enter a nuclear winter and all forms of electronics were rendered useless and you had to live out your days underground, in some sort of bullshit subway, the market would advance just 40 points per day for the rest of your life—making you a very rich man indeud.
On the plus side, for a villager like myself, the bleeding out in [[tlt]] has abated. That’s all. Life is pretty boring when all you have it some bullshit treasuries, cash, and a little bit of stock.
On the eyes of the Pope himself, I am begging Mother Market to bring down this market, so that I may buy it. I am like a fat, bratty child, inside of a candy store, who happens to be on a diet, unable to eat all of the cotton candy. I want to just eat it all up, but my mother keeps throwing buckets of hot water on me.
As an aside, Mr. R.W. Pelican has taken it upon himself to renovate iBankCoin. Prepare for some change that you can believe in!
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Mickeys with the extra wide spout.
and a 22 for late night.
Acres and a mule?
40 oz to freedom, right?
Were going up….scary aint it
make mine .40 S&W
40 virgins ovah heah
The most hated rally ever!
I love this rally.
hate the last 3 weeks of the rally, for sure.
I’m fairly steep, so climbing me will be a slow, steady process.
Does anyone on this blog have any idea why F has been breaking down since the 19th?
UAW commences secondary offering to exercise 362.4M Ford warrants
Colt 45?
Olde English?
Mickey’s?
KING COBRA??!
I’m basically a chart guy, but pikers trying to use technical analysis on $TLT is full retard. Just sayin…
Nah, you can use technical analysis even on a weather chart!
Perhaps thats what meteorolgist do, given their track record.
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Ex-Date coming… Cheap
Droooolll
Flotek (FTK) is doing nothing ahead of earnings tomorrow morning. Is there a reason to buy more here ahead, or wait for results to show the way?
Avoid my albatross.
Sir R. W. Pelican should poke the eyes of the pope out for overlooking the deaf…..
Rackin’ up that 40 as we speak…